Blue Saturday

remember the time he accidentally posted his dick

I really hate Chris Sutton

I barely remember Chris Sutton, apart from his fallow Chelsea period.

Also sometimes dragging sport into the politics thread is funny because of the annoyance

God I really hate Ant and Dec as well

And the TV channel Dave

And vast swathes of the UK electorate

Literally reading his Wikipedia page and had to scroll back up twice to look at his picture again. He’d make a great spy.

Tony Watt, the most outspokenly pro-Labour footballer on Twitter as far as I know, is quite pally with Sutton. yeah the Celtic connection but I think there's something to Sutton having a decent political outlook for all his cockish comments about football itself

― imago, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:26 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I prefer to post tweets to there to annoy people who bitch about it, and any other stupid thing that comes into my head tbh

I'll also say this about Watt: for a kid who got to play for the club he supports, he's incredibly non-bitter about having left them so soon, and he tries to watch (and enthuse about) all their games whenever it doesn't interfere with his gaming and occasional CSKA Sofia career

I went on an 18 hour bender yesterday and ended up sympathy snogging some guy at 5 in the morning which was a drunky dick move on my part and the bad feeling is making this hangover worserer.

Christmas TV adverts make me sad and angry and anxious and I feel like I am a wastrel burden on my family and loved ones and I hate Chris Sutton's stupid fucking opinions that he has for money and whitey's on the moon.

Taking the information from imago on board tho.

FUXK YOU SMIRNOFF HOW FUCKING DARE YOU USE SHIMMY SHIMMY YA

He’s into CoD though... 👎🏻

xp sympathy what

yasss

I'm a lonely dick tease who just wants a cuddle when I'm several hours into the drink

anyway there are only like three good Christmas ads imo and absolutely none of them are John Lewis ones, and you aren’t a burden or wastrel

xp better than being an angry or aggressive drinker imo

I was cataloguing my drunky personae this afternoon, just realised there are a few of them. None of them are angry or nasty tbh but I used to have a horrible mouth on me when my ex tried to suggest I'd had enough to drink, another regret I'm never gonna outlive.

There's a funny drunky and a can't talk any more drunky and a sententious won't shut up drunky who I really regret and there's karaoke drunky and talking to random strangers who probably want you to fuck off unless they're drunky drunky and the what if I just keep walking all the way round the world drunky

oh god and the drunky who once staggered round a party full of French people rambling on and on about LHOOQ then fell into a rosebush and couldn't get out

and the drunky at a corporate book launch who mistook the chairman for a waiter and asked him for a glass of red

(just interrupting to bid you all check out LBI's excellent travelogue work on the snooker thread)

Ah right I wondered why that was revived

maybe you should poll Drunky NV but my vote will always be Faust Arp

chairman or gtfo

It's kind of funny and makes a yarn but really it stopped being funny years ago. One of the things I loved about "The Beach Bum" is the way it invokes the "lol legend" and "tedious, exploitative wanker" aspects of the chronic addict all at once

oi

I kind of enjoy the Mariah crisps advert, just to inject a note of positivity to leaven all my get in the ocean cobblers.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is actually running an ad campaign saying how shit his shittily-titled album of shit music is when in fact the album is shit.

hi everyone, not in a blue saturday way meself hi everyone just yknow hi

👋🏻
I always feel a bit awkward talking irl too much on here (or anywhere outside 77) but I’ve had better weeks!

Hi darragh

Sorry bout your bum week g

(just interrupting to bid you all check out LBI's excellent travelogue work on the snooker thread)

― imago, Monday, November 11, 2019 10:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Aww. Seen this just now - checking out the Blue Saturday bookmark right before bed. As one does.

Things are.. shiny on the surface, rotten under the hood. Blue Saturdays stretching into Tuesdays and days after and into the next Blue Saturday, obliterating the time and days in between.

I do not know if I fear life or fear death any more; I can't uncouple/untangle the two. I cannot understand or make a choice or decide if making said choice is of importance at all. Can't grasp if my fear is of dying, of living, of both or of neither. Is desiring suicide really desiring eternal life? Life so far has been a perpetuation of being amazed at how one can "get by" while feeling thoroughly lost and scared at the same time. It's a twilight zone (a twilight zone indeed best reserved for 77, not if my gibberish will make more sense on a diff borad, but), this.

Acting like I wanna die, terrified of eternal nonexistence, I feel you bud.

Drinking is a terrible, dumb way of stopping time. And it doesn't stop it, it eats it.

Otfm. It's like Schrödingers cat with an added Catch-22. When stopping or eating time cancel each other out and are nullified. And the 'null-ness' of nullify sounds way more appealing than it should.

Schrödinger's catch-22 is good

I feel like lying in bed listening to Eliane Radigue and shitposting might be a good plan for the rest of my life.

Hey yeh! Shit posting is something to do

I wonder how lucrative shitposting is financially

Might look into that, a job you can do from bed sounds like a plan.

have you considered becoming a camgirl

hi and <3 to all, sorry about yr weeks gyac and NV, sorry about your twilight zones LBI

here is a space for you to imagine whatever emoji is most appropriate after that sentence

sorry for wrong kind of shit posting

ILX ate my emoji contemplation space but I guess you didn't need any more than that anyway

I do have the boobs to be a camgirl

There's no wrong way to shitpost unless you're Laura Kuennsberg so fire away spacey

otm, please comment more <3

Can't tell what's "this election is foregrounding how evil and stupid vast swathes of people are" depression and what's "I've fucked everything up very badly and absolute crisis is closing in" depression and what's "depression is eating me up and distorting all perspective" depression any more

It's like climbing a mountain getting out of the house to get food, really rather wouldn't, I just lie here watching the waves of apathy and anxiety alternating over me

sadkins diet

if it's a little from all 3 columns, fight column three first and fuck column 2 a bit for now and fuck col 1 completely until you've mental feet under you again, whenever, if ever

"sadkins diet" is good :)

it was a long-winded way of saying "in sooth i know not why i am so sad" i guess but i really *really* know not, i mean these are the operating conditions

whats special about short winds tho

"depression is eating me up and distorting all perspective" is the foundation all the other bad feeling builds on ime, and keeping that at the forefront of my mind when i'm really struggling is key to getting at least some way back on track

it's fuckin hard tho, i feel you

tears, idle tears, i know not what they mean.