the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

like some of the shit thats come out with bill gates he seemed interested in how epstein was living but i bet hes cautious as heck and prob actually wld never fuck w anything like that but he was still curious to check out the scene

https://nypost.com/2019/11/08/epstein-didnt-kill-himself-printed-on-california-brewerys-beer-cans/

the thing abt this turning into a meme is i think almost everyone joking around about it also believes it to be shady as shit, because it just so obviously is

It seems implausible that Epstein and Maxwell weren’t part of an intelligence operation. There are a number of different rabbit holes around the Maxwell family, not just Robert and Ghislaine.

yeah

epstein did 9/11

the thing about this compared to every conspiracy theory ever it is requires no fake goofy bullshit to glue it together, theres no jet fuel cant melt steel beams or the illuminati required, the screw loose change of epstein is the new york times

theres an extensive public record of bill clinton risking it all for sex w young girls

the thing abt this turning into a meme is i think almost everyone joking around about it also believes it to be shady as shit, because it just so obviously is
cosine. the rickrolling is only happening because it's basically all we've got left. Most of the people who believe it was murder don't have any faith that the continuing investigation into the pedo ring will be legit and there's nothing we can do about it. It's just this absurd obvious thing that we'll be told to forget about until we eventually do and the only recourse left is to turn it into a punchline, hoping the meme will catch fire and keep enough spotlight on the case as it unfolds that it'll (maybe?) be harder for Ghislaine to slip on a banana peel in her cell or whatever.

it seems to be kinda working lol

My alma mater's town is trying to name a new bridge "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Bridge" pic.twitter.com/t1mSJFK9Iw

— josh (@josh_fbi) November 9, 2019

Jeffrey McEpstein Didn't Kill Himself BridgeFace

I have no idea how to evaluate it. I’ve experienced someone killing themselves while on suicide watch in a psychiatric hospital, and prisons are worse at mental health care than that.

So weighing up the odds that a man facing prison for child abuse kills himself against the idea that people in power may have had interests in killing him etc.

I’m not sure that the suicide story doesn’t hold the balance of probabilities.

after he’d been sentenced... maybe

before sentencing, when he was spending his time out of his cell with ladies that his lawyers were bringing in for him every day... naw

If there were things he didn’t want to come out during the trial, things which would be widely reported, I can see why he would kill himself beforehand - especially if he was confident he would be found guilty.

The main problem is the weighing the suicide against the unknown - how often do people get killed to keep them quiet. I have no idea, and it may be the case. I just find it odd that people are weighing it so easily.

It’s not the first time a CIA-linked billionaire financier has died under mysterious circumstances after they’d become an embarrassment.

https://www.salon.com/2012/12/02/better_than_bourne_who_really_killed_nick_deak/

thing is even if he killed himself the entire situation is still totally fucked

Negligence in prisons isn’t quite as exciting a story though.

talking about the whole story not just his death

it had been 13 years since the last suicide in the mcc, the cameras were turned off outside Epstein’s cell, and the staff decided to go for a nap instead of doing their jobs - negligence is possible but seems... a bit of a stretch that it all the failings just happened on the one night epstein decided to crush his hyoid bone

https://www.salon.com/2012/12/02/better_than_bourne_who_really_killed_nick_deak/

― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Sunday, November 10, 2019 5:48 AM (fifty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is wild

its a good read for sure, almost too good

The giant rock on campus that gets painted every few days with random messages (usually in support of various student organizations or in protest of the most recent admin shitshow) has had “Epstein didn’t kill himself” on it for the past couple of days now

an electronic sign on the mass pike too


http://vm.tiktok.com/ufo1rG/bbc

thing is even if he killed himself the entire situation is still totally fucked

― lag∞n, Sunday, November 10, 2019 5:07 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

exactly, which is why the focus on the cause of death is so puzzling to me

lol maura did you make that vid? bc that is a great soundtrack

i didn’t!!

I don't have the clip handy, but there was a notable Jeffrey Epstein scene in this week's Evil.

I don't get why, when all the known facts about Epstein and his life are so bizarre and incredible, him being killed in prison somehow strains credulity

it's totally goofy

"It seems there was a cabal of superpowerful statsemen and captains of industry who had a secret rape island. GTFO w/ your conspiracy theories."

agreed that it doesn't really matter though

I don't have the clip handy, but there was a notable Jeffrey Epstein scene in this week's Evil.

~googles “this week’s evil”~

~ computer melts from overwhelmed processors~

For the curious: the show is about investigators hired by the Catholic church charged with debunking or confirming miracles/possessions/etc. They meet a women who claims to be able to talk to God and give prophecy, so given the opportunity, the Aasif Mandvi character immediately uses the opportunity to ask if Epstein committed suicide and she answers "no", and that he was murdered with a pillow to protect "powerful men."

That doesn't qualify as "prophecy" and I doubt God would appreciate being interrogated about what an omniscient being would classify as trivia. But, hey-la, it's television.

Tbc (and idk why I feel the need to defend a very silly show) the other characters find him asking the question inappropriate

its appropriate actually

actually!

actually

(nods)

At a Texas State basketball game. pic.twitter.com/203AhRTrUB

— Meisterboomer (@meisterbuerger) November 9, 2019

lol

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/13/lawmaker-posts-cryptic-jeffrey-epstein-message-during-impeachment-hearing

cool

the guy whose family TOOK OUT AN AD TELLING PEOPLE TO VOTE AGAINST HIM

okay I didn't realize that's who that was

good to see he's using his time in productive ways

wonder who was in charge of the Justice Department when it happened and whether or not that person had any connections to Epstein

the guy whose family TOOK OUT AN AD TELLING PEOPLE TO VOTE AGAINST HIM

― maura, Thursday, November 14, 2019 11:12 AM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao that was the best

also this is the best kudos to that no doubt horrible man for generating quality news

he's still in office, he only deserves our scorn