https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bedminster-pub-you-wont-pint-2198290
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
yeah i feel like i probably wouldn't wander into the Three Lions by choice anyway
― Joe Kulak š (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
I'd only go in there with my "al-Baghdadi Jihad Legend" T shirt on
― calzino, Friday, 8 November 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link
Nice work there from pub landlord Sean Donnelly.https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-50346218
A noisy neighbour who blasted out dance anthem Born Slippy on a loop has been warned he could face jail if he fails to keep the noise down.Clyde Taylor, 54, ignored official warnings to stop playing the Underworld track in the early hours.Hi-fi equipment, speakers and an electric guitar were seized from his home in Eccles after repeated breaches of a noise abatement notice.
― gyac, Friday, 8 November 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link
Nice work there from pub landlord Sean Donnelly.
LOL
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link
The weather is particularly bad in South London.. pic.twitter.com/98ThG1Oz1Z— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) November 8, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:38 (four years ago) link
Is this bloke the final level Poppy Boss? pic.twitter.com/kofLiXk7QE— #ProudDaddy Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) November 9, 2019
― calzino, Saturday, 9 November 2019 11:32 (four years ago) link
he'll be sorry when he has to feed it a dentist
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 November 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
i used to live in bedminster and the nearest pub had a sign in the door written in biro that said "locals only after 8pm". i wonder if any non-locals went in before 8pm.
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Saturday, 9 November 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link
I once went into a pub with a "customer notice Travellers will not be served here". When I asked the surly landlord if there was a payphone on the premises. He said its just around the corner but your not using it if you are from that bail hostel.
― calzino, Saturday, 9 November 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
Beautiful tribute to our fallen soldiers š¢ pic.twitter.com/gpbZNPpMH5— Mascots Minute Silence (@MascotSilence) November 9, 2019
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
Map issued to polish aircrew during WW2 to help them pronounce British town names. Thank you one and all. pic.twitter.com/4hxPkC3cFd— tom newton (@tom_newton1234) November 10, 2019
― mark s, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
omg
― imago, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
that is the best
Note the lack of R's
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
I'm Byleryky Dycky and I'm doing very well.
― nickn, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link
it's been disputed that it's a WWII map, it's in a book of Soviet-era maps and is said to be in case of a Soviet invasion of Britain
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
It is for Polish speakers though.
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
Saufend-on-Sji <<< going with the local pronunciation I see...
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 11 November 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link
https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/23/man-threatened-burn-nightclub-didnt-sell-red-bull-11206056/
― piscesx, Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
In mitigation, his defence barrister said Day couldnāt remember the incident.
― john cage fighter (Matt #2), Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link
I couldn't really help it, I was pissed out of my head
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link
seven Coronas, wow Ollie Reed lives
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link
https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/police-issue-update-latex-clad-3557776.amp?
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/PzLr0kJwP3— . (@twlldun) November 25, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 25 November 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
thx 4 new screen name suzy
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 November 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
listening to Cock Sparrer rn
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 25 November 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
<3 Cock Sparrer so much
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 25 November 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
It must have been a tight squeeze...https://t.co/S1o9S4LkHK— StokeonTrentLive (@Sotlive) December 15, 2019
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 15 December 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
The school nativity 'angel' who gave the audience the middle finger - for twenty minuteshttps://t.co/OhTrmgS0Eg— Manchester News MEN (@MENnewsdesk) December 16, 2019
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Monday, 16 December 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link
top stuff
― imago, Monday, 16 December 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link
This is the thread where we judge other people's parenting
― Ć©minence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 December 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/grave-of-the-last-sin-eater-richard-munslow
"The unenviable practice of sin-eating was usually undertaken by beggars and the poor, who would āpawn their soulsāāor be paid to eat and drink over a corpseāto ātake onā the sins of the suddenly deceased (who had been unable to confess their sins before death). In the Christian faith, it was thought this ritual ensured the recently departed an untroubled passage into Heaven."
this guy died in 1906 btw!
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 03:13 (four years ago) link
Oh right, I only know the word 'sin-eater' from a Guided By Voices song, I just assumed it was some gobbledygook Robert Pollard nonsense.
― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 December 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/18120387.mystery-piles-manure-appear-around-county-durham-villages/?ref=ebmpn
āCustomers have been talking about it every day for the past few weeks ā itās affecting every road into the village. Itās clearly someone with a big trailer because thereās an awful lot of **** out there.ā
― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
From a cafe wall in Essex. pic.twitter.com/qrwCwePTWK— Daniel Holland (@DannyDutch) January 10, 2020
― calzino, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
probably a bit try-hard tbf, but it could be genuine.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
i think thatās this guyhttps://mobile.twitter.com/michael1979/timelines/621659536571650048
― Fizzles, Saturday, 11 January 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
i thought it was a bit zany and lacking in real.. soz for posting it here.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 January 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
(largely for recognition of "this is a definite type")
what is the name for this type of man??English, Terry Pratchett fan, sardonic humour, left wing-ish, leather jackets, maybe long hair, maybe folk music, Bill Bailey, real ale, usually middle age+. Warhammer adjacent. Likes swords but doesn't necessarily own one?— Imogen West-Knights (@ImogenWK) January 15, 2020
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
'steve' iirc
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
the Tweet gives the answer
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
Bank robber who wore pillow case with no eye holes arrested after fleeing 'very slowly' then stopping to pat a dog https://t.co/dGjrKxrS90— The Independent (@Independent) January 18, 2020
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:09 (four years ago) link
ahem
Matthew Davies, 47, robbed a Bank of Scotland branch in Dunfermline, Scotland, armed with a meat cleaver last September.
― international sword swallower, producer and creative director (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:12 (four years ago) link
Real Fife.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:45 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EO0qkTPWoAExzii?format=jpg&name=900x900
get brexit done
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link
the multiple references there to slogans coined more than 70 years ago is definitely a healthy sign of a progressive nation well-equipped to deal with the challenges of the future
― international sword swallower, producer and creative director (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
'street parties' is presumably a euphemism for getting glassed in a mass brawl outside a wetherspoons after nine hours of drinking on match day
― international sword swallower, producer and creative director (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link
hate how afternoon tea has been ruined by association, but I will still persist to take it
― opden gnash (imago), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
Can't stand tea myself but would fancy a special brew (in a bottle so I look less of a degenerate alcy).
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link