Is this how much cafe food costs in NYC? Remind me to never visit
― imago, Friday, 8 November 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link
I will have 3 mini burgers served in mac 'n' cheese pancakes, please.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 8 November 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
SPECIAL! black cherry malted plus: kale, pumpkin burrito melt
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 8 November 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link
Q: was this menu generated by a neural network
― Frankie Four-Wigs (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
I'd like to think that regardless of what you order, you ultimately just get a glass of room-temperature soylent delivered to your table.
― Frankie Four-Wigs (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
Ten Condiment sandwich, probably, if it's good enough for Moses.
― jmm, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
Great book.https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/7159NEkNaiL.jpg
― Jazzbo, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
this menu is very hard to read so I gave up on reading the whole thing and just let my eyes dart around looking for delicious and/or ridiculous combos, and after a while of darting, my considered but not comprehensive choice is:
"zesty" bread and breakfast name plate: "3 bbq duck & egg sliders on mac'n cheese cakes"
tbh I barely knew what these words meant but I guess this is a picture and oh boy, that's a heart attack on a plate. yes, I'll take it, thank you.
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
Um, those "sliders" are each full-size sandwiches.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 8 November 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link
loved i like killing flies, shd re-watch i dont really remember it well
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link
what a horribly formed "menu"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, November 8, 2019 9:44 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I recently ordered a side of silver dollar pancakes because I don't need to be eating an entire goddamn plate of full-size pancakes but then they turned out to be an entire goddamn plate of full-size pancakes (their full-size pancakes, as I learned, actually exceeded the circumference of the plate to kind of a ridiculous degree).
America.
― Frankie Four-Wigs (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
this menu is very hard to read
check out the full size images!
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― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
oh I didn't mean the image quality, I meant that my eyes were protesting at the sheer amount of text and colours and gradient fills and asterisks and boxes and notes and numbers floating around, and refusing to pass the information on to the reading part of the brain
however I do note that you told us we had to read the whole menu before proceeding and I am therefore a very bad person to barge in here and declare that I didn't
so many things
so many
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 8 November 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link
Why are none of the shepherd's pie options lamb?
― chap, Friday, 8 November 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
I want the #25 but hold the mozzarella burrito
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
This is like the restaurant version of a Coke Freestyle soda fountain.
― Frankie Four-Wigs (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
On second thought, I'll just have the $4 white bread toast, thanks.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
Can i just have saran wrap on a sesame seed bun and then a few pickles, some Sriracha, a piece of string, and a piece of iceberg lettuce on top
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
xp ok great we'll get right on that. But 1st pick from one of these 19 types of butters for your bread.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
there are some recipes online trying to replicate the slutty cakes.
― Yerac, Friday, 8 November 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
I am choosing to not google those at work.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSSmozQIE-g
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
however I do note that you told us we had to read the whole menu before proceeding
my terrible secret is that i've only read maybe 1/10th of this menu
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
just want to see what this looks like side-by-side, forgive me:
https://i.imgur.com/UtNVbs7.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/DCrljkO.jpg
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
their microsoft publisher file must be at its breaking point
"Shopsin's daughter, Tamara, once admitted that the worst thing she had ever done was teach her father how to use Adobe InDesign. She didn't expect him to exploit the text-squeeze function to such an extent," Saveur reported in 2009.
― Yerac, Friday, 8 November 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
lol!!
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
Belatedly realizing between the food on the menu and Kenny's attitude, this is the real-live version of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYhv0JuRimM
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 8 November 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
that's a good filmmaking move - use explosions to connect together different takes
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
I've only seen the porn parody, "Follow That Butt".
you don't wanna know what they called the restaurant in that one
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 November 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
I just watched the NYT video on how they make the mac n cheese pancakes and it is totally a lot simpler than I would've thought. Pour the pancake, toss on some cooked macaroni, toss in some cheddar, wait and flip.
― Yerac, Friday, 8 November 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link
interesting. i had a mac first process in mind.
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
I ate here a few times! Shopsin called my uncle a dickhead! The food was generally very good. RIP
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link
His daughter is a fantastic artist/designer/illustrator. His other daughter is a filmmaker and used to work at Other Music. I met her once at a show.
― dan selzer, Saturday, 9 November 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link
Ulysses do you remember what you ordered?
― brimstead, Saturday, 9 November 2019 05:21 (four years ago) link
i remember getting a club, bread pudding french toast and i think blisters on my sisters. as i recall, it was all good but also all very much a gut bomb. Not light eating and huge portions!
They're still open btw in the new, cavernous Essex Market. I miss the old one. New menu too; maybe the same roster tho:http://shopsins.com/menu/shopsin.pdf
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 9 November 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link
i will totally go to Shopsins with an ilxor btw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 9 November 2019 05:30 (four years ago) link
I Like Killing Flies is a great movie. I also own "Eat Me".
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 9 November 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link
Feel like Fieri must be constantly seething with rage about not achieving this level of flavorosity
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 9 November 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 November 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
"Food pictures only"?
― pplains, Monday, 11 November 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
As in, not the kitchen
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link