there's only one cosmologically accurate cartoon sun
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/bb/a7/5cbba7c24bded7fdfda03c39d2fe7a91.png
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
did someone say labels?https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EItngy0UEAAwEgv?format=jpg&name=large
― wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
Where has Andrew Wakefield tucked his arms and legs?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
Maybe Garrison has shares in an iron lung manufacturer
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link
starting to wonder if ben garrison has some type of dysmorphia where he’s incapable of seeing trump and people in his orbit as the lumpy sacks of shit they really are
https://i.imgur.com/tbxh2gr_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 November 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link
indistinguishable from parody, a+
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 November 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
you can't convince me that isn't a Stan Kelly cartoon
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link
there's never really been any difference between Kelly and Garrison
― insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
Not true: Kelly’s labeling is more coherent and consistent
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:56 (four years ago) link
how do you not even get Trump's signature right
― frogbs, Monday, 18 November 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link
http://i.redd.it/bu9umiju3y041.png
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link
No! They can't go further to the left! They'll hit the bird!
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link
not one editor said 'hey, maybe just have them drive into a fire or a wall or anything but the WTC"?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link
someone else shopped that in, apparently
― gbx, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link
okay that's a little less flagrant then
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link
Are they in disagreement about which tower to hit?
― nickn, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link
https://media.townhall.com/townhall/car/b/lb191123d20191122042049.jpg
Actual
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link
still flying somehow
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 November 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link
They stole the Weasleys’ magicked Ford
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 28 November 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link
there's a lot going on here, even by ben garrison's standards
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EO45xdqWkAETbl3?format=jpg&name=large
― international sword swallower, producer and creative director (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
Ever since I discovered the /r/ForwardsFromKlandma subreddit I've been tempted to repost a couple of 'highlights' to this thread but the majority of it is just so unspeakably loathsome that I systematically stay my hand. Which is to say: Ben Garrison is an astoundingly sane specimen compared to what gets the alt-right's rocks off.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
Not sure I agree there with some of the color-coding in the upper corners.
― I Heard You Ain't HOOS's (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
You'd think Garrison would embrace Putin as a great and strong leader on his and Trump's side.
― Bnad, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
those are both queen pieces
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
that's why it's 2020-D chess
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link
normal chess is boring. chess with nothing but queen pieces is the new wave
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
it's really fucking hard though
It’s probably obvious to those who appreciate his “art,” but wtf is Pooh Bear doing there?
― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link
it's a ref to china I think? why do I know that, if indeed it is "knowledge"?
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/07/china-bans-winnie-the-pooh-film-to-stop-comparisons-to-president-xi
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
Hahahaha that's great, thanks!
― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
is the jackass meant to be ...Lindsay Graham?
his Boris is almost as delusionally well-exercised as his Trump
― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
placing my vote for evil pippi longstocking, i mean greta in the right hand corner
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 January 2020 06:20 (four years ago) link
xp: and coiffed.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
this is clearly the end product of a perhaps 24-hour fit of mania, and the man clearly needs help, but also fuck him, hope he doesn't get it.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPOxGHMUwAArLlQ?format=jpg&name=large
I thought they eat pigs, fish, and chicken in the US too? Or is Garrison pro-vegetarian?
― Tuomas, Monday, 27 January 2020 09:14 (four years ago) link
Nah he's just racist trash.
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 09:15 (four years ago) link
Well that's obvious, but the racist point he's trying to make doesn't even make sense internally if you include animals Westerners eat too.
― Tuomas, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link
Though I guess you shouldn't expect racists to make sense anyway.
― Tuomas, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPTnqyWWsAQsLCS?format=jpg&name=small
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
Basketball tears
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link
terrible pic of kobe there
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
that's the most fucked up thing he has ever produced, truly cursed
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link
the basketball is crying basketballs
― frogbs, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
do u see he cannot be a racist
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
ball is death
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
uhhh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPXmp41X0AEwCl9?format=jpg&name=small
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
wat
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link
Seems more like batshit leftwing?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
Or batshit centrism?
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:18 (four years ago) link