THE IRISHMAN, A Martin Scorsese Picture with de Niro, Pacino, Pesci, Keitel

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yeah Hoffa made the pension fund a Mafia bank, and then he made blustering noises about ratting. Finito.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link

xxp to alfred: I think you're confusing my point: the "brute" there isn't pacino, it's deniro.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:03 (four years ago) link

Morbs otm. Scorsese's created many indelible female characters. My complaint about this film is the unrewarding familiarity stretched out to Netflix series length.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:03 (four years ago) link

The road sequences with the cig-smoking wives, Pesci, and De Niro played, like the early bits of Lynch's Mulholland Drive, as if written for hour-long TV segments.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:04 (four years ago) link

morbs: the divorce is given a single line.
alfred, you clearly found the road trip sequences exhausting by attenuation; i thought they sufficiently encapsulated how these powerful violent men have no real interests or depth of any variety to their life. their failure of imagination is amongst their most damning qualities and they kill people for a living.
i will say that all the back of the car "fish schtick" dialogue got a little exhausting but hey, nothing's ever gonna beat "whattayawant from me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlyXZG2dupo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

That's not what you cast an actor of her stature to do, but whatever.

iirc Keitel is in this for like three minutes?

Simon H., Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:12 (four years ago) link

he also throws away jesse plemons, bobby cannavale, jim norton... Steve Van Zandt does some blink and you miss it lip synching!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link

but paquin is REALLY egregious.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link

BTW, Van Morrison is in the closing music and you can't even hear him until after the music credits roll and he starts mumbling "I hear you paint houses..."
i wish i was kidding!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:17 (four years ago) link

iirc Keitel is in this for like three minutes?

― Simon H.,

yeah!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link

i will say that all the back of the car "fish schtick" dialogue got a little exhausting but hey, nothing's ever gonna beat "whattayawant from me"

I still couldn't figure out why it was moist, but I didn't care because the movie didn't make me care. This is HOUR THREE.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

maybe Fran Lebowitz coulda played a Teamster

Woody Allen usta cast names for 2-minute roles alla time, so Marty has received the baton

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

Sotosyn, just think of it as his Sandinista!

*shudder*

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:20 (four years ago) link

it was moist because there was a fish in the back seat! This is not complicated. It just ran on a bit too long.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link

See? The running time made an obvious joke flaccid

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:27 (four years ago) link

It clearly did for you, yes. I am not blaming the film’s run time, just the length of that particular pre-murder shaggy dog story and its particular obviousness as such.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:40 (four years ago) link

Was someone trying to fuck the fish

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

but paquin is REALLY egregious

I have bad news for you about basically every post-Margaret Paquin film role

Simon H., Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link

Again though: the film’s air of preordained outcome and mad lib gangster dialogue made for pleasant but valid page turning; the decision to keep the camera running much longer than it had to implicates the viewer in a way I thought made the movie matter. “Hey, you wanted the tough guy bullshit; here’s how it actually resolves.”

Separately, this could’ve lost a half an hour in its belly with zero impact and I wouldn’t argue otherwise. But everyone’s enjoying themselves so much onscreen and behind the camera (and not incidentally, in my audience at least), it seems churlish to bitch.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

xxp
didn't realise Captain Birdseye was a teamster. i'm learning new things from this movie before i've even seen it.

calzino, Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

Valid=vapid in that post

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:50 (four years ago) link

I'm not gonna get to see this before the 27th

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:53 (four years ago) link

tbh I didn't mind the shaggy bits cause I knew he was setting Netflix's money on fire

Simon H., Thursday, 7 November 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link

On the contrary: it'll play well on Netflix, just not in the cinema.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 02:05 (four years ago) link

I saw it in the cinema fwiw and was not bored or annoyed at any point (the last post was a joke; setting Netflix's money on fire was merely a bonus)

Simon H., Thursday, 7 November 2019 02:11 (four years ago) link

I like Anthony Lane's remark: structurally it's Wild Strawberries with guns. And I appreciated its fascination with geriatric crime. But by the time it got to the third hour and the film was figuring out how to kill Hoffa I felt a quiet soul death.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link

On the contrary to YOUR contrary!
I love discussing le cinema

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 November 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

and the film was figuring out how to kill Hoffa

It's not doing this.

Anyway, KJB and I both liked. I think the phone call to Hoffa's widow is late-career peak for de Niro -- it's like the whispery equivalent of cut-up poetry.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 November 2019 00:59 (four years ago) link

(of course I haven't seen Bad Grandpa)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 November 2019 01:00 (four years ago) link

I think the phone call to Hoffa's widow is late-career peak for de Niro -- it's like the whispery equivalent of cut-up poetry.

yes that is an absolutely staggering moment

Simon H., Sunday, 10 November 2019 01:13 (four years ago) link

it's the best thing he does in the film; thought he mostly just wandered through otherwise but that's a good moment of a man losing his soul

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:43 (four years ago) link

there's now a mini controversy about Paquin's role in this because of course there is

Simon H., Sunday, 10 November 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

It's not doing this.

It is.

With the distance of several days, it's fine second-tier Scorsese, his An Autumn Afternoon: the material isn't fresh but the 'autumnal' notes are.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link

De Nro and Pesci are at their peak, Pacino less so. These Method hams like him and Nicholson have to imitate him when the surest way would've been to evoke Hoffa without bothering with the accent and hairline.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link

People grousing about Paquin's low number of lines (I assume that's the 'controversy' bcz I don't give a flying shitto) would not have understood the power of silent cinema. She's there to haunt her father -- words are mostly superfluous -- and that's why you need an actor of "her stature" to pull that off.

(frankly I had forgotten she was the lead in Margaret)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 01:47 (four years ago) link

and she's actually *named* Margaret in this one

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

"evoking Hoffa" doesn't sound fun... guy was a bellowing steamroller. (I bet that Robert Blake miniseries from the '80s has some ham too.)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link

You're missing my point. Few actors in the last 30 years bother looking or sounding like RFK besides a broad Bahston Braaahmin accent, so why try for "truth" with Hoffa? It freezes the actors.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:07 (four years ago) link

Is there controversy over Paquin? My cavil was, "Hey, is that Paquin, and why is she just glowering?"

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link

“I kept asking Steve Zaillian if we can layer her in the story,” Scorsese said at the DGA Theater in NYC. “I decided that she doesn’t have to say anything. You see your father do something like that, I’m sorry… You see him crush the guy’s hand like that… other kids maybe, but this kid couldn’t take it. She looks at him. She knows he’s up to something and Lucy was great, but Anna ultimately was amazing in the looks. She has one line in the film. There’s something you can’t talk about. She knows it. She knows who she is. He knows she knows. Even when she’s sitting there and the police are talking about Joey Gallo being [murdered.] ‘A lone gunman walked in…’ and you see she’s looking at him.”

https://www.indiewire.com/2019/10/martin-scorsese-anna-paquin-irishman-1202185371/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:09 (four years ago) link

I've heard Hoffa and Pacino doesn't esp sound like him. Many viewers are going to be confused by Al playing an Irish-Pa Dutch guy though.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:10 (four years ago) link

Won't bother linking to the Guardian "writer" who at one point opines "She seems more like a symbol than a real person." BINGO, SWEETZ, YA GOT IT

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:13 (four years ago) link

he also throws away jesse plemons, bobby cannavale, jim norton... Steve Van Zandt does some blink and you miss it lip synching!

omg KJB and I both failed to figure out who SVZ was. I did wonder why they got a fire-hydrant-shaped Jerry Vale.

Jim Norton should be thrown away regularly fwiw

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:17 (four years ago) link

"acting" is when the actor says lines!!!

Simon H., Monday, 11 November 2019 02:20 (four years ago) link

yeah exactly... "line count," what a clown.

anyway the Hoffa role is kinda written as heavily comic... I didn't see it as an impression. If anything my main problem is he was too much like Big Boy Caprice -- which was also his chief virtue!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:22 (four years ago) link

Lmao

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 November 2019 02:22 (four years ago) link

Cos

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 November 2019 02:22 (four years ago) link

Argh stupid phone, dont mind me

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 November 2019 02:23 (four years ago) link

"Hey, is that Paquin, and why is she just glowering?"

She hates and fears her father.

You can argue the nonverbal approach doesn't work, and that's fine, but the intention is clear.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

on soundtrack choices

https://www.slashfilm.com/the-irishman-soundtrack/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link


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