My favorite ridiculous thing about the Wick films is not that there is a secret society of assassins but that seemingly every single person in the world belongs to this society, which sort of negates the need for secrecy. I love it, so dumb.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 00:09 (four years ago) link
he falls in love with Diane Keaton but the stupid plot mechanism requires her to dump this guy 25 years her junior
i guess keanu played the something that had to give
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link
tbf Keanu’s presumptive girlfriend has the silver hair color that a bunch of women in their 20s have, and probably colored it that shade. she’s just bold enough to do it over age 40
― mh, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link
lol Brad, you get an honorary “heyooooo” for that
― mh, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link
i must be spending way too much time on Keanu sites cause I knew about his girlfriend like months ago? When they went together to the YSL show. I figured they were just being private. Anyway happy for both of them, she seems cool and looks amazing, wtf is wrong with people.
― Roz, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 06:46 (four years ago) link
John Wick would easily top this poll now I think, and I appreciate his Constantine more now than I did then. certainly the best thing Akiva Goldsman has ever been involved in lol.
― Roz, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 06:51 (four years ago) link
you diseased action junkies
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 06:54 (four years ago) link
Junkies are non-discerning, this thread overflows with discernment!
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link
guess Morbs really does want more The Lake Houses and Henry's Crimes and Generation Um...s and Exposeds and Destination Weddingses
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/marcosjeeves/
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
mmm i dont think squinting + hair + beard = keanu but if ppl go for it then good for him lol
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
idk he looks pretty close to me
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
something's a bit off about the accent
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
another addition to the canon
i'm......... pic.twitter.com/vg7JaoiUUI— Christina Tucker (@xtinatucker) November 22, 2021
― Roz, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 08:20 (two years ago) link
ahhh <3sandy & keanu stories are my favorite subgenre
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link
Adam Driver is the Nu-Keanu.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link
i love Adam Driver but no listen to me:there is no nu-Keanu, it’s not ~possible~
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link