Dak Prescott contract talk AKA- NFL 2019-20 Week 1.

The Chargers should only be allowed to staff UK born players

they need to change their name to something incomprehensibly english like tottenham yellowchurch (pronounced tophat yeoman)

Baker shaved because 'didn't deserve' handlebar

i actually respect this a lot

It's good mojo either way, as they do have to get down to business.

It would be funnier for him to not shave or cut his hair until the Browns make the playoffs. He would be looking like Captain Caveman pretty quick.

Chargers should just become the Washington Generals of the NFL and just be a traveling team. They could play a couple games in Oklahoma City, a couple in Portland, a couple in Miami, couple in Mexico city...etc.

Give the players a travel per diem that was generous. If nothing the documentary about the seasons they tried such a scheme would be funny.

REALITY TV...this team could be your team!

Which cities come out and show the Chargers love, you can win your own NFL francise!

sick

Lamar Jackson... you are ridiculous. 47 yards to the house. This is just... WOW.

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— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) November 10, 2019

P cool that the best RB in the league happens to be a QB too

maybe teams should start looking for QBs that also run the ball. I feel like this would be a revolutionary step in the game.

four letter last names also a plus.

looking at that replay, that spin move pretty much nuked everybody around him. sick.

yes, but they were bengals

jesus the ending of that Packer game was tense

pretty good one goin on in SF right now

49ers managed to tie it at the last second despite running one of the worst 2 minute drives I've ever seen, everything was either a checkdown or straight into the defense's arms

holy shit Russell Wilson

AHAHAHAHAH WHAT

goddamn what a game

Great whacky game classic Seahawks style W

amazing how Seattle keeps fucking up just enough to give themselves the opportunity to pull out these insane wins

if I was a 49ers fan I'd be worried about Jimmy G in the playoffs, that final 4th quarter drive and all of OT he looked awful. funny how the announcers were saying "this is what everyone's been waiting for, a chance to see Jimmy Garroppolo in a pressure situation"...and he immediately hurls the ball right into a defender's arms, who miraculously dropped it. then proceeds to do that three more times, when he wasn't tossing the ball 20 feet over everyone's head

yeah that was perfect comic timing, as was them hyping up the drama of an untested kicker in a big moment then he misses the winning field goal as badly as possible

felt bad for him but that was hilarious

Each kick by that dude had more pressure than the last. Jimmy was bad but his receivers also dropped about 13 passes as well. Sanders has a hurt rib and Kittle was out so that messed him up a bit. He has about 2-3 per game that he just flat out shouldn’t throw. Let’s not forget Russell Wilson threw a pick last night at a huge moment.

jimmy really did look shook down the stretch, weirdly shitty game for being so close and two real good teams

He def looked shook

he's been unimpressive in general, imo

had his best game of his career the game before. i was there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nucd5grgLAE

kyle allen also threw 4 tds vs the cardinals

stop being mean voodoo

Cardinals have the worst defense in football so yeah

luckily they have GB next who are a bottom 5 defense in nearly every metric, lotta QBs having the "best game of their season" against them

jimmy seems to make a few bonehead plays every game

Yup

Myles Garrett to the Pats next year I guess

wow that fight was crazy

cant believe he's gonna get suspended for helping Rudolph put his helmet back on

Go Browns!

Garrett gone for the year. Can't say I disagree. Dude plays some wildly undisciplined football at times, which is too bad because he seems like a good guy otherwise.

Rudolph did start it but didn't get fined or suspended (so far). Pouncey suspended for three games I think.

yeah sounds about right. finally beating your longtime rival but getting one of your best players needlessly suspended for the year seems like a very Browns thing to do.

season long suspension was a given, I wonder if it'll go beyond that. I was always curious if a player could possibly be criminally charged for something they did on the field, I'm guessing the answer is not, but this is as close to "dude probably should be arrested for that" as I've ever seen. outside of Burfict I guess

on the "on-field arrest scale" with 1 being throwing a punch and 10 being "pulling a Billy Cole" i'd put this at about a 4 or a 5.

First time the New Browns have beaten the Ravens and Steelers in the same season.

probably would have been tough for the old browns to beat the ravens too

and it only took 21 years

there was only 8 seconds left in the game pretty sad.

Audbile.com (tm) presents:

ED ORGERON READING THE STORY OF O.

This thought made me chuckle.

How the fuck did the Falcons start 1-7

jfc Broncos

How the fuck did the Falcons start 1-7

Ryan got hurt for a couple of games and Julio Jones I think just came back a couple weeks ago too from injury.

So many clubs come out of the gate so poor, you really cannot tell how good they might be for a while.

B-more took apart Houston. They were not in the game. As long as Jackson keeps healthy and not turning over the ball, they are going to be really tough to beat. He makes it look so easy on these seemingly busted plays. The ball control angle of their offense makes their defense even better. Ravens are looking as good as ever on that side of the ball. Atlanta was good on D a couple of years with Vick, but they were never top of the league and Baltimore is definitely in the top tier. Being best team in the NFL in November is often not the same one in January...

hahahah awesome

49ers closed -10

Bad beat of the year/decade/century pic.twitter.com/EmOJ6fb3zW

— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) November 18, 2019

its funny that the spread is the standard way to bet when odds align better with whats going on the field, mb ppl just dont want to do math

only saw the 2nd half tonight but thought it was very excellent, particularly the houston O indy D match up kinda cldnt have been better every play was so tight and some truly perfect pass and catches happened