here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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amazing run

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:36 (four years ago) link

wth

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link

baltimores option has fooled the camera multiple times tonight

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:05 (four years ago) link

they are really good at it

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

o line sux

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 November 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

I know the weather sucks, but Pats receivers have dropped a whole bunch of perfect passes.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 25 November 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link

yeahp

lag∞n, Monday, 25 November 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

I'm calling tripping...on these refs!

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 25 November 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

theyre tripping.....on drugs!

lag∞n, Monday, 25 November 2019 00:23 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"We're filming a documentary about scouting and just happen to be filming your sideline signals."

It's hilarious as it is the BENGALS!!!

At least the Jets were decent and a division rival when they went after them.

The Pats are pretty much the ultimate sports franchise for MAGA America from it's trashy perv owner on down.

earlnash, Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:44 (four years ago) link

football is maga sry

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

Alan Dershowitz has taken the stage at Trump's Hanukkah event following remarks from Robert Kraft

— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) December 11, 2019

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2019 02:58 (four years ago) link

vaguely proud to say that the steelers were with obama

they'd still, of course, rather start an undrafted rookie QB than consider kaep, let alone jettison rapey roffles

the stuff the patritos have (been caught) cheating on is barely noteworthy for its actual affects on games. i mean, it's the bengals and the jets and inflation. i am perfectly happy to stipulate that they'd win those games anyway. but continuing to do this shit over decades is really something

fortunately i know roger goodell is all about accountability and the integrity of the shield

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 03:09 (four years ago) link

the Bengals offense certainly is an enigma

frogbs, Thursday, 12 December 2019 04:02 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

surely they were robbed

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:28 (four years ago) link

Derrick Henry robbed them blind.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link

Offense just didn't have the goods for most of the season. I feel bad for Brady because I think he's still good.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link

lol of all the years for me to decide to go total no football i pick the one where the thumbtacks upend the evil empire

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:38 (four years ago) link

All the knowledge is still there, he is still apparently doing all the right things, but everyone's brain and reflexes slow with age and contrary to the common belief Brady hasn't stopped aging.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:40 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENfY3oDVUAIOlf9.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:57 (four years ago) link

this is so sad!

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 January 2020 05:08 (four years ago) link

just two guys chatting about their trophy wives

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 06:30 (four years ago) link

this was all foredoomed when he decided to wear that hat to the preseason press conference

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 January 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link

i've de-NFLed enough to have few profootballfeels, but somehow still get freude from patrito schädens. didn't even find out til today, i could have had such good times.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

might fuck around and watch the aaron hernandez doc

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2020 04:50 (four years ago) link

yeah for sure gonna watch

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

it was pretty gnarly!

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

rip touchdown tommy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link

end of an era

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 19:38 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

tom brady had only one request for the bucs: "what's my FP number?"

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

end of an era

good riddance

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

rude

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

Time to bring back Drew Bledsoe

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link

Finally

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link

Return of Flutie

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:50 (four years ago) link

take him away from the nbc booth in ND home games, where he likes to make fun of us

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link

tony eason vs ken o'brien vs marino

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

...steve grogan

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:38 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EazZ6tPWsAEtcJE?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Friday, 19 June 2020 03:26 (three years ago) link

They’re getting Cam on a one year deal

Betting they’ll do better than the Bucs this year

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link

Agreed

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

yeah thats good pickup

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

everything is crazy! i love cam i hope he gets a ring in NE

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 29 June 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link

i hope the pats don't break cam vs i hope cam breaks the pats is a tough call

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 29 June 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbrsPZeWoAM0I49?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

Give that man a musket

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

oh my god his base salary is barely over $1m. can only hit $7.5m with all the incentives. that's an insane bargain for a dude who was a league MVP just a few years ago, even if there's a 50/50 chance he's totally shot that is a ridiculously good pickup

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

yeah

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

baffling that no one offered him anything better

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

yeah easy to hate on the pats for constantly getting good players on the cheap but seriously like half the teams in the league should've been happy to pay him at least $3-4m just as a backup if nothing else

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link


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