here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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Easily their most exciting game of the season

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 4 November 2019 02:50 (ten months ago) link

it's a low bar but also every pats/ravens game seems to get crazy

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 02:54 (ten months ago) link

how come the nfl doesnt have some matrix cgi shit where they can just look at the play from all angles

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 02:54 (ten months ago) link

other than the cable camera over the field i image that nfl stadium camera positions have been set for many years based on what broadcast tv wants to use

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:04 (ten months ago) link

they cld install 100 special cameras for the purpose or whatever

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:05 (ten months ago) link

its wld be more entertaining too

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:06 (ten months ago) link

agreed, of course bill belichick lobbied for years to get them to install cams looking right at the pylon and they won't even do that. they used to tell him it was too expensive and he would joke about holding a bake sale so they could get goal line cams.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:12 (ten months ago) link

nfl has more money than most countries lol

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:13 (ten months ago) link

Fuuuuuuuck

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 4 November 2019 03:13 (ten months ago) link

o jeez

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:14 (ten months ago) link

patriots playing mistakeful football this evening

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:15 (ten months ago) link

dominating tho

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:24 (ten months ago) link

steve belichick cuts his own hair

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:28 (ten months ago) link

also the name steve belichick is hilarious

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:29 (ten months ago) link

we'll never find out but i would pay a significant price to discover if steve belichick is actually completely useless or not

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:31 (ten months ago) link

i believe in steve (belichick)

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:32 (ten months ago) link

i'm happy for bill's daughter who coaches college lacrosse, gets to keep it in the family business but with much less baggage

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:35 (ten months ago) link

amazing run

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:36 (ten months ago) link

wth

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:48 (ten months ago) link

baltimores option has fooled the camera multiple times tonight

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:05 (ten months ago) link

they are really good at it

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:10 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

o line sux

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 November 2019 23:21 (ten months ago) link

I know the weather sucks, but Pats receivers have dropped a whole bunch of perfect passes.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 25 November 2019 00:04 (ten months ago) link

yeahp

lag∞n, Monday, 25 November 2019 00:05 (ten months ago) link

I'm calling tripping...on these refs!

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 25 November 2019 00:21 (ten months ago) link

theyre tripping.....on drugs!

lag∞n, Monday, 25 November 2019 00:23 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

"We're filming a documentary about scouting and just happen to be filming your sideline signals."

It's hilarious as it is the BENGALS!!!

At least the Jets were decent and a division rival when they went after them.

The Pats are pretty much the ultimate sports franchise for MAGA America from it's trashy perv owner on down.

earlnash, Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:44 (nine months ago) link

football is maga sry

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2019 02:41 (nine months ago) link

Alan Dershowitz has taken the stage at Trump's Hanukkah event following remarks from Robert Kraft

— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) December 11, 2019

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2019 02:58 (nine months ago) link

vaguely proud to say that the steelers were with obama

they'd still, of course, rather start an undrafted rookie QB than consider kaep, let alone jettison rapey roffles

the stuff the patritos have (been caught) cheating on is barely noteworthy for its actual affects on games. i mean, it's the bengals and the jets and inflation. i am perfectly happy to stipulate that they'd win those games anyway. but continuing to do this shit over decades is really something

fortunately i know roger goodell is all about accountability and the integrity of the shield

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 03:09 (nine months ago) link

the Bengals offense certainly is an enigma

frogbs, Thursday, 12 December 2019 04:02 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

surely they were robbed

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:28 (eight months ago) link

Derrick Henry robbed them blind.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:29 (eight months ago) link

Offense just didn't have the goods for most of the season. I feel bad for Brady because I think he's still good.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:30 (eight months ago) link

lol of all the years for me to decide to go total no football i pick the one where the thumbtacks upend the evil empire

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:38 (eight months ago) link

All the knowledge is still there, he is still apparently doing all the right things, but everyone's brain and reflexes slow with age and contrary to the common belief Brady hasn't stopped aging.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:40 (eight months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENfY3oDVUAIOlf9.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:57 (eight months ago) link

this is so sad!

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 January 2020 05:08 (eight months ago) link

just two guys chatting about their trophy wives

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 06:30 (eight months ago) link

this was all foredoomed when he decided to wear that hat to the preseason press conference

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 January 2020 15:55 (eight months ago) link

i've de-NFLed enough to have few profootballfeels, but somehow still get freude from patrito schädens. didn't even find out til today, i could have had such good times.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:28 (eight months ago) link

might fuck around and watch the aaron hernandez doc

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2020 04:50 (eight months ago) link

yeah for sure gonna watch

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2020 17:43 (eight months ago) link

it was pretty gnarly!

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:52 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

rip touchdown tommy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 14:11 (six months ago) link

end of an era

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 19:38 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

tom brady had only one request for the bucs: "what's my FP number?"

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:37 (five months ago) link

end of an era

good riddance

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:19 (five months ago) link

rude

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:50 (five months ago) link

Time to bring back Drew Bledsoe

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:34 (five months ago) link


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