Xpost for employment at the Cassette Museum
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
;_;
i wanna work at the cassette museum
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
How fast can you respool a cassette?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
*folds hands*
how long is the cassette
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link
fuck. that's like responding to "how fast can you type" with "how long is the document"
i can respool at 5 cm/s.
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
thats not very fast
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link
how unconsiderate
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
i googled for 'cassette spool rate' and the first thing i found was 19 cm/s, so i figured i could respool at probably a quarter that, as a human being. my assumptions were off!
see, this is why no cassette museum in this entire country will hire me
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
Hey...hey!
We have training programs. Do not give up.
Send me your resume @ basf✧✧✧@eudoram✧✧✧.c✧✧
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Basf666 at eudoramail dot com
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
they say it takes money to make money, let me just go ahead and give you account and routing numbers as well
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
BASF cassette orange is a very evocative colour.
― koogs, Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Ok mr Malone, you're in. I was on the fence, but my partner, Rhonda, recalled working with you in the past and gave a high recommendation.
You start Monday. Bring three fucked up or unspooled tapes to orientation Monday.
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LdBcelY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link
a lot of memes atm are basically equivalent to the art of Piero Manzoni
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 9 November 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_eui2=AeETCvoDxy5tz7ymYnCkznkvd9qTbpDC2pXMAdowJE6B7k-UGKSZSTbDxGwXDNkyI5PRz-GQsQv0xNTUh1t6EE9nAYwE0ju9XUndVmlk0AQwww&_nc_oc=AQmosF5IEHiLDunruGY02MLtEPfBh9BNtfv_OmQuUvELy-ayP37vP4-SPqdA5v4UgUE&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=51e7cf0e5219c17abcdd1ed7f00b4973&oe=5E5C0223
otm
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 November 2019 06:59 (four years ago) link
Today's Facebook history brought up this
https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:43 (four years ago) link
(that last line is part of the image)
shout-out to the people born in the year 44 and still around nearly 2000 years later to be amazed
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:52 (four years ago) link
well, no, for one thing. For another thing, what?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
(it worked in 2016 but only then if you weren't born after the middle of november. elementary maths wrapped up as mysticism)
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
yeah that should apply to literally no one now
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
I am 66. My name is Jesus Christ.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
er, I mean 116, lol, nm
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
117
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
aaaaaaah i meant 115
This is a spectacularly dumb reason to see the movie
https://i.ibb.co/vZmRrFB/FB-IMG-1573703801570.jpg
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link
fan base activists are the most pathetic people on the island
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:12 (four years ago) link
Like cool, i'll see this shit video game movie because Uwe Boll isn't directing it oh hey a film studio basically focus grouped a movie woooowie
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
When someone asks me if I saw the game last night pic.twitter.com/dNg2BCmqRC— Max Read (@max_read) November 28, 2019
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 28 November 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
What does he say if people ask him about David Geithner
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 November 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5pdN132.jpg
― Bo Johnson Overdrive (crüt), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
"i am a coked out wolf and i'm ready for a scrap"
― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
So many passive aggressive or just plain aggressive memes shared on Facebook
― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
make no mistake
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 December 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link
"u probably wish i was dead, but if u don't please share this meme"
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 December 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7r7kKC5.jpg
― 💠 (crüt), Monday, 30 December 2019 01:52 (four years ago) link
Ugh seen that one like fifty times this week
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/8KBLdn7/FB-IMG-1577673616712.jpg
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link
🙃
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:33 (four years ago) link
Technically speaking a heart has no bones either
― Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:45 (four years ago) link
Nor the eyeballs or brain.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:47 (four years ago) link
You can't ask my bones to turn into a heart
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:49 (four years ago) link
other things without bones: knives, guns
― wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 30 December 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/6xRZZRQ.png
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 04:49 (four years ago) link
makes u stink
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 04:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UknhhXEuTmY
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
that tag didn't add much, B-
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link