A PS4 Thread: Because You Had to Play "Knack"

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i watched the entire tim rogers review and bought a ps4 pro

adam, Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

lol nice

ciderpress, Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link

sony should give him a raise for sure

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

thanks for the review mention, adam. a couple minutes in and it’s already pretty great

mh, Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

oh god he's going to reuse the pissing and toenail clips every two minutes throughout, isn't he?

mh, Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

i don't consider myself to be overly squeamish but i had to turn it off early because of that

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link

lol i had to look away every time for the toenail, it was at least a dozen times

ciderpress, Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

stop being taking the abuse by that charlatan

Nhex, Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

jesus, this review is towering and makes me want to both preorder it and start an online letter writing campaign against it at the same time

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

deliberately anti-fun seems accurate; it's amazing how much money kojima gets to make these things he's a glitch in the machine and no wonder that's what he makes.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

similar situation to twin peaks s3 but for games and probably not as good

ciderpress, Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

tim's complaint that, while the game gives you the option to take a shit for full character immersion, when he makes the character eat nonstop for a month but never take a shit yet there's never any repercussions or in game results is at the heart of why i don't like RDR2. You can do anything but nothing matters. It's astonishingly complex but then a horse appears in midair for no reason. Kojima takes his shit less seriously, less macho focused and more gonzo than rockstar and that somehow works better for me.
Anyway, i'm sure i will pay for this and will probably hate it but so fascinating that it exists.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

i mean he's calling it a Seamless delivery person RPG set in the Stalker universe and fuck i guess that's what i'll be doing for the christmas holiday

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

"Death Stranding is basically 'Andrei Tarkovsky's Super Mario Brothers the Movie: the Videogame'"
i mean are you in my head right now

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

love Tim Rogers but you'd have to pay me to play that game lol, like it's Journey's 90 minutes stretched out over 50 monotonous hours

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

so you're saying you ARE in my head right now

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

msotly i want to support the monster energy brand family

adam, Sunday, 3 November 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

Good post forks

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

Ha, in the Tim Rogers review he estimates it took him about 20 *hours* to get into the swing of things, then quotes Kojima saying it only gets fun at about the *halfway point.* If Rogers says the game took him about 80 hours, that puts it around *40 hours* until it gets "fun." Or, you know, somewhere between 20 and 40 hours. Which is a heck of a curve!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 November 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

i wouldn't assume the game is 80 hours, tim is a slowgamer. he said DQXI was 100 hours and i finished that in 50-60

ciderpress, Monday, 4 November 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

60 hours is a number I've seen a lot of, so that is probably more accurate at a good pace. But then we're still talking a couple of dozen hours to get into the swing of things, and/or "fun."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 November 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

Which lol is probably my usually pace for all games!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 November 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

Why does Tim Rogers sound like a permanently-sarcastic Nolan-Batman?

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 4 November 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

that's the "american explaining art/culture" voice imo

mh, Monday, 4 November 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Close cousin of the 'American podcast' voice, eh? It's quite annoying. Even when he's being sincere it's hard to take him seriously

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 4 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

I'm likely never playing this game but I also watched that entire video review.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 4 November 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

good combination imo

ciderpress, Monday, 4 November 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Tim Rogers is the worst version of whatever you think he is

Nhex, Monday, 4 November 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

who's the best version of american game critic with experience in the japanese game industry

ciderpress, Monday, 4 November 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

it's all a coooonnnnnnnnnn

Nhex, Monday, 4 November 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

hm

adam, Monday, 4 November 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

http://gph.is/17Dpg5E

Antonym Scalia (Leee), Monday, 4 November 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

what are the good video game websites? i'm allergic to places like kotaku. i check out rockpapershotgun sometimes tho it's uneven, eurogamer (but also uneven)...

Mordy, Monday, 4 November 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

imo, there are zero good game websites left

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 November 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

I like some stuff on Polygon

mh, Monday, 4 November 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

Polygon and kotaku are basically the same site

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 November 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

i like polygon more than kotaku but yeah they often feel the same now.
bored kids with word counts to fill

Nhex, Monday, 4 November 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

i look at some jrpg-centric sites for news and reviews but there's nowhere with particularly good articles atm

ciderpress, Monday, 4 November 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

https://gamehistory.org/every-english-language-video-game-magazine/

Thanks to subscriptions being included with the GameStop rewards card, the magazine’s circulation is over 7 million – the fourth largest overall circulation in the country

i had no idea!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 November 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

fwiw i go to eurogamer to find out what's newly released and what's the rumpus and for reviews occasionally
tbh ILG is my primary game website and has sold me on buying more things than anywhere else maybe ever

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 November 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

I think the best way to do it these days is to just follow a lot of indie game devs on twitter

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 4 November 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

the best way is just to follow/know a bunch of gamers e.g. this board

ciderpress, Monday, 4 November 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link

I just copy josh

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Monday, 4 November 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link

eurogamer reviews are uneven but the writers there at least attempt to situate the games into some kind of genre context, explain how it fits into the culture, etc - most other reviews just feel like recaps

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 November 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link

ilg is good but really isn't large enough to really be sufficient. lots of new interesting games we don't get around to at all or not until much later. i found dice dungeons through steam by accident (i was like a new terry cavvanaugh game??? how did i not hear about this?) it was great but no one here had mentioned it. curious about like disco elysium but i don't think anyone here has played it. i don't think anyone has played frostpunk. idk it seems like there's a lot of probably worthwhile games that we just don't have the numbers + dedication to cover just in the course of talking. has anyone played the new age of wonders (planetfall)? i do have to thank ilg for clueing me into Control an okay fun game <thumbsup>

Mordy, Monday, 4 November 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link

nb even if i knew disco elysium was amazing sadly it's pc-only atm. but frostpunk is now on the ps4!

Mordy, Monday, 4 November 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

I'm so far behind that there's no way one of you wouldn't have mentioned a game if it were any good.

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

eurogamer's the only consistently decent games site imo

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

forums full of melts but

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link


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