Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (one year ago) link


When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (one year ago) link


I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (one year ago) link

no referrer, can't tell

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (one year ago) link

Hot dog!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (one year ago) link

Not hot dog

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (one year ago) link

Ten years gone!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (one year ago) link

Where's that confounded bridge?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (one year ago) link

Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (one year ago) link

there's a dog loose in the woods!

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (one year ago) link

denigrating this luxury avenue

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (one year ago) link


Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (one year ago) link

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (one year ago) link

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (one year ago) link

“Balloon knot!”

calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (one year ago) link

Hands, face, space

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (one year ago) link


akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Ah, middle age.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (eleven months ago) link

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