yeah i'd imagine he'll win, he wasn't even driving was he?
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 November 2019 10:12 (four years ago) link
yeah but he was illegally not using his seat-belt! (whilst probably coked up)
― calzino, Friday, 1 November 2019 10:14 (four years ago) link
He didn't drive and was left for dead while his mates fled the scene lol! One of them has been getting regular playing time since.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 November 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link
i know it's cruel but it's pretty funny really! I mean out in the real world how many of us would feel lucky to be offered £5k a week to sit on our arse for a year?
― calzino, Friday, 1 November 2019 10:18 (four years ago) link
we certainly won't be going down now and we totally picked your pocket for that Karlan Grant lad, imago - soz. He's turning out to be one of our best signings of the decade.
― calzino, Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
another cracking win for Hull as well today, something's started to click there, just in time for the usual "can they hold on to Jarrod Bowen?" window
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
I never really rated Grant! Weird. I guess he's getting good service
― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
He was feeding off scraps when we were up against prem defences and still scored a few and has improved some since then
― calzino, Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
Coolest pen taker as well which is what you need for the pla....
― calzino, Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
i think you'll find we still have the coolest pen taker
― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/championship/top-scorers
had to scroll down a bit to see who you were talking about :p
― calzino, Saturday, 2 November 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
when's the cricket season then
― imago, Saturday, 9 November 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
this seems to finally be the day our racist fans turn on naby sarr for good
― imago, Saturday, 9 November 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
we got outshithoused today, that'll be a valuable lesson to our oh so charming management duo.
― calzino, Saturday, 9 November 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link
Warnock out.
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
oilball comes to se7
― imago, Friday, 29 November 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
lol, misread that as ollie-ball for a sec. back in the big time again eh?
― calzino, Saturday, 30 November 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link
the predictable town 0 vile revenant 4 debacle still hurting like a bleeding abscess spurting blood out of my arse. thursday's exit poll is released. A lot to to absorb in a week STOP I may be gone for some ti
― calzino, Saturday, 7 December 2019 01:35 (four years ago) link
this is going to be brutal - a patched up team of square pegs in round holes and a bench of U18's - fucking hell i can't even watch.
― calzino, Saturday, 7 December 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link
words that apply extremely well to our own injury-ravaged squad. we had 14 out last week ffs
― imago, Saturday, 7 December 2019 12:05 (four years ago) link
barring spectacular investment i can unfortunately see this being an 'it's us or you' situation come season's end
― imago, Saturday, 7 December 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link
<3 u calz but this is us or u and no prisoners taken at that
― imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
Lol I'm so apathetic about Town and disgusted by our racist gammon section I didn't even know we we were playing tonight! As defined by the geneva convention ruling on child soldiers, they are legally considered victims of war and taking them as prisoners is a war-crime.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
tbf arguing with pig ignorant morons on football forums about the absolute state of the Conservative Party and the BBC does out a lot of decent posters as well, they are just a minority unfortunately.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
Jim Smith (along with any hope of us getting anything tonight) dies.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link
we have named an astonishingly defensive and doomed-seeming xi fyi
― imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
oh we got lucky!
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
you got FP'd :P
― imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link
just kidding but everyone must die obv
― imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link
there would have been a time when I would have been charmed and excited by a young homegrown prospect getting an injury time winner, but I have gone into a late hateful period where I despise all footballers and about 70% of our supporters!
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link
in terms of football endorsements, neville southall, peter reid, joe lolley, kevin kilbane, mayumi pachecho, stan collymore and marcelo bielsa are all backing labour.— joe (@cillanoir) December 11, 2019
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:17 (four years ago) link
no T Watt - no cred!
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:23 (four years ago) link
You can add Klopp to that:
“I'm on the left, of course,” Jürgen Klopp notes, as relayed by journalist Raphael Honigstein in his new book about the Liverpool manager. “More left than middle. I believe in the welfare state. I'm not privately insured. I would never vote for a party because they promised to lower the top tax rate.”
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link
if you fuckers thought supporting Labour was heartbreaking right now
― imago, Friday, 13 December 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link
only 1-0 down at the half thanks to nakhi wells pulling off two of the worst misses of the season. keep it up champ
― imago, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link
I've got a fiver ILX treble on Sheff Utd, Town and Charlton today, that 9/2 on your lot is sounding way too short! Sounds about right for Nahki :p
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
ffs both Town and Blades 2-0 up now!
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
oh no blades are still 1-0 up - don't where I saw that phantom goal
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
go on addicks!
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link
ffs lads!
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
i otoh will take a 96th-minute equaliser by our cult hero, legend and titan of inconsistent brilliance naby sarr
― imago, Saturday, 21 December 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
since A le Fondre rocked up in the A-League he's scored 27 in 34 appearances!
― calzino, Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
Knew he had to have a level somewhere
― Bojo Rabid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link
I watch a lot of Australian football as i am always up early and it’s genuinely terrible. Two of the best strikers in the league just went to play in India instead.
Birmingham- Leeds is now 4-4!
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
5-4 Leeds!
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
imagine conceding more than 3 goals!
(we've conceded 3 once and every other time less. but often 2. usually 2)
― imago, Sunday, 29 December 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
btw
you know how there's always football on during xmas/new year's
well there's only one game tomorrow
and we have 14 injured
― imago, Monday, 30 December 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link
that's right, give us 75 minutes against ten men, see if we care about scoring
― imago, Monday, 30 December 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
should have been 50 minutes against 9 men tbf
Excellent penalty technique.
― ShariVari, Monday, 30 December 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link