""trolling""- has the meaning changed?

Elmer,

I know this is a big ask but when you get a sec, could you please remove Rhonda's name from all of our internal systems? Looks like she might've skedaddled on out of here half a decade back without anyone noticing. We should probably forward anything in her inbox to her supervisor so they can take a looky-loo at what still needs to be handled. I just sent her something this AM about the TU-Har account and I'm sure others have done likewise as sorting out the IT-CIM concept is a hot-button must-do. I'll pow-wow with the folks in Systems Mismanaged and see if we can effect a go-forward strategy re: Rhonda's absence.

Thanks a billion,
Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner

This is a sad day for the firm. I still remember her entry-level interview.

Rhonda caught our eye. I can tell you lots of reasons why.

Rhonda,

** exec lvl 3 and above eyes only **

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Rhonda terminated today for violation of "bring whole self to work" initiative

hold on

That’s not the Rhonda I was talking about

We’re gonna need an all hands

do you mean Rhonda or Rhoda

REQ77098874: Your request has been recevied
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Your request read as follows:
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> Rhonda,
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Thanks,
IT Support

...I fear that the IT-CIM concept was deeply flawed from the start

And the CIM solution, which led to the IT-CIM concept

Dear god

They told us that the IT-CIM concept was “IT-based”, and we just believed them

But look at the wikipedia entry for Swim Lanes (process flow diagrams) to learn the awful truth. It’s all been right in front of us

Rhoondaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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Your request read as follows:
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> Rhoondaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Thanks,
IT Support

15 other requests have been received in the last 5 minutes? This organization is very needy

Rhondaaaaaaa this organization neeeeeeeeds you

Rhonda would like to connect with you on LinkedIn

swiping rhight on that one

Tinder connects the world's professionals to make them more productive and successful.

Rhonda,

jesus christ we forgot about rhonda!

has anyone here actually met Rhonda in person, and/or are any of Rhonda

any of YOU Rhonda, I mean.

Apologies for several years worth of typos, team!

Rhonda,

Rhonda, go faster. Faster.

First gear? It's all right. Second gear? I'll lean right. Third gear? Hang on tight.

Faster, it's all right.

Best,
Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner

You don't tug on Superman's dick

Speak for yourself.

Nancy,

This is Rhonda in finance. We are currently transitioning to a new cloud-based timesheet system. Had you read the latest "Finance Department Newsletter" you would have been aware of this.

Warmest Regards,

Rhonda

― sarahell, Monday, August 12, 2019 10:55 AM (two months ago)

RHONDAAAAAAAAA

Rhonda's in the cloud? Omg

*bangs head into mirror*

wheres rhonda

wheres rhonda

What's weird is that based on previous internet interactions, I always found Rhonda to be very grounded, not at all a "head in the clouds" kind of person. Hope that she is ok!

neanderthal,

hate to have to escalate this up to you (cc'ing rhonda)

please see below for update (not the first) requested from karl some time back:

karl you were asked for an update on operation dennis some time back

― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:55 (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

thanks

?

Apologies, the office was temporarily evacuated due to an incident in the lavatory. The next of kin have been called.

Karl,

Please see me after your unpaid lunch break. I need to understand where the disconnect was on this request. Do not make plans for after work tonight.

Hi neanderthal

many thanks for response as below

suggest that you might recall and amend working to "do not make plans to work here after tonight"

rgds

*replies all*

cc pom

Dear Rhonda,

Please find attached.

Kind regards,

Rhonda

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Hi Neanderthal,

My staff is distraught because someone (a certain DarraghMac? Does he work over at IT or something?) sent a "reply all". They are now worried they will be out of a job tonight. Alex sabotaged the coffee machine in protest, and Jenny is threatening to go to the press with this.

Please act upon this crisis swiftly. This is getting out of hand. (and I have bowling practice tonight)

Best,

LBI

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Good evening, all,

It has come to my attention that some of you are worried about job security based on darraghmac's reply all.

Rest assured...many of you have nothing to worry about.

Have a great day,

Neanderthal

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Neanderthal,

thanks for handling that.

keep it up! there'll be plenty of opportunities around here soon for someone with a bit of initiative!

Darragh

*reply all*

cc pom, rhonda, dennis

Re: re: FW: Re:

Karl

Not sure if you're getting these? Keep getting responses from you as per below:

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Darraghmac, I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. Do I have to underline it for you? Not sure I can make it more clear than that. Long weekend, heavy week coming up, I'm not in the mood. Please contact Darraghmac.

hi karl

if you could underline it, that would be great!

really appreciate it

d.

Re: Re: re: FW: Re:

Darraghmac, I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. Do I have to underline it for you? Not sure I can make it more clear than that. Long weekend, heavy week coming up, I'm not in the mood. Please contact Darraghmac.

― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone)

hi karl

if you could underline it, that would be great!

really appreciate it

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac)

I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th

christ but i wish we still had lotus notes

rhonda was a whiz with lotus notes

;_;

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