zing

shut it down

!!o_0)))????

lol lol lol

TAKING IT BACK, U ON YR OWN ON TUES GAH GAH ABORT

ain't i a stinker

shit is poppin' off on the zing thread today, fuck

these sort of thread meltdowns only happen around 3pm on a Friday, I can't believe it's only Tuesday.

it's Friday across the International Zing Line

kekeekkeekeke

tapping that 'tate

ROFFLES

we have all been zinged here

actually i never understand complicated ilx beefs :(

I had to send out a mass e-mail, once, too

phew...

good job today, team

why did we make this thread nsfw and not the other one

strongo/morbs content 'too hot for work monitors'

tough decision, but today's game ball goes to jess hulkington, good work slugger

http://www.moreron.com/img/spring-training/baseball.jpg

umm, if they're monitoring text these boards are so nsfw...

Hey guys, what did I miss?

strongo's buddist-zing teachings are the best

this is also exactly what i was thinking:
srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?
-- river wolf, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

that is what i missed and what i gathered
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and this !!o_0)))???? is a good face

That is face for "hitting self with fist repeatedly" in fact.

HEAD GOES BOING

srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?

I had this happen to me recently! I got mad at one of my old friends, and was like, "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river." Only I was a little more to-the-point than that. And a week later she was like, "I can't have you in my life anymore." OH, THE DRAMA! I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FAINT OR ANYTHING! But everyone else I know in this town always thought she was a total bitch anyway, so maybe they were on to something.

ok i'm kind of late here but:

when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:04 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

also:

i'm so proud of our BIG HOOS.

where is that post from?

In all fairness, grady, "change" usually implies, like, changing.

Holy shit!

What is Kenan more likely to have said that caused his friend to write him off?

1) "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river."

2) "I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M GONNA DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND MOLEST IT WITH MY BROTHER'S MICROPENIS WHILE TEARING OFF YOUR MOM'S TITS AND STUFFING THEM IN A TRAINING BRA TO SELL TO THE ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD I KEEP IN THE BASEMENT FOR THOSE RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOONS WHEN NOTHING'S ON TV AND A DUDE JUST FEELS LIKE... RELAXING"

i was just pointing out that jaymc kind of spelled out where his tantrum was coming from.

after everyone on the thread already pointed it out for him.

xxp

(I pick option #1)

actually, I just said, "Go fuck yourself."

That would have been option #3.

option 2a
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Laurel, you're hardly worth changing over.

Love,

jaymc

This is maybe the most perplexing internet beef ever.

I'd change to go biking with laurel so my nice clothes wouldn't get ruined!

I'd change so my tie would match her cute polka dot blouse.

I'd change into my wincklepoincers for her

(no seriously, i have those mod boots, what did you call them? can't remember)

Change comes from the Federal Mint, but two days' worth of internet beef is inside all of us.

XP: hi guys! Dem are beatle boots, boo, or winklepickers.

yes!

ol wink p's

kudos

loles

HeY waht is beef i Would quote mos def song here but I can't rememmbmer where I put google lyrics search i Am drunkk bwecause i got fired today why are yous people mad at each other its not lke yrea tryihgn to type on one of those keyboards with the split down the midddle like i am.

why are yous people mad at each other

because john is extra stubborn and laurel, like Joshua from WarGames, has not yet learned futility

they are both great, but they would eventually kill each other in real life

best ILX beef since cutty vs wrinklepaws

so thankful kenan chimed in

Thank you all.