PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

How do they argue that Keith Vaz should be the candidate if there’s a December election? Guessing they don’t.

nah, sounds legit imo xp

His wiki page goes places
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH-wD6mWoAAql5t?format=png&name=large

POLL

I know it's all just speculation but surely there's a chance that December/Christmas subconsciously helps Labour - homelessness/food bank use etc is so visible; we all feel quite guilty about over-consumption; sharing and collectivism is sort of baked into the ritual of it all

— Eve Livingston (@eve_rebecca) October 29, 2019

grenfell report being spoilered by the Telegraph today, breaking the embargo to spin a govt-friendly line

What’s that? It was their own fault?

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Register to vote. Now.https://t.co/qXdulxPFk2

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) October 29, 2019

What’s that? It was their own fault?

It was nobody's fault, apparently, just one of those terrible things that can't be blamed on any government or council, and please stop mentioning cladding

oh and the fire brigade are bad not good

OBR going to publish their economic forecasts on 07/11

first setback for BJ

After claims by Vaz’s friends that the MP may have been drugged during the newspaper sting, the Mirror released details of what it claimed was a second meeting between Vaz and the two men. It included a transcript of him allegedly ordering them to take up sexual positions.

Vaz denied that the purpose of his encounter with the two men was to engage in paid-for sex, the inquiry report said. “He asserts that the purpose was to discuss the redecoration of the flat in which the meeting took place. He claims that this was necessary because an ambitious programme of redecoration of his main residence, a detached house in north London, was about to begin. For the duration of those works, Mr Vaz and his wife would need to relocate to the nearby flat which he also owned.

Gearing up for Christmas General Election like: pic.twitter.com/8wgk3exhHi

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) October 29, 2019

If only there was some media available where people turn up to do some manual work only to find themselves having sex with each other.

Just lolled very conspicuously at that

Mr Kerr you shouldn't joke about him getting into No.10 He'd have us all members of either the IRA or Hamas by the following morning. The borders will be let open and Armageddon will ensue.

— Greig Guthrie (@GreigGuthrie) October 28, 2019

Bagsy the Ra

Heidi Allen now not standing at the next GE.

That's Change, baby

Sir Charles Walker, Vice-Chairman of the 1922 Committee, resigns from the Party Board, amid rising tensions over centralised candidate selection

Anyone who remembers the post mortem on how much centralised candidates pissed off the local associations at the 2017 election will probably agree that this is very good news.

Creasy amendment passing was disturbingly close - 312 votes to 295

everything is going to be disturbingly close from now on forever, as the mayans foretold

IT'S ON!!! ✊🏽✊✊🏿#generalelection2019 #GE2019 #DitchJohnson pic.twitter.com/Xk27LmATBL

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) October 29, 2019

lol wtf!

pic.twitter.com/IdF6cZhm9d

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 29, 2019

Sir Charles Walker, Vice-Chairman of the 1922 Committee, resigns from the Party Board, amid rising tensions over centralised candidate selection🕸

Anyone who remembers the post mortem on how much centralised candidates pissed off the local associations at the 2017 election will probably agree that this is very good news.

new thread? whenever i haven't looked at this for a bit i inevitably have to "Click here to load all messages" to see what's happened. whenever i click that my computer explodes.

bookmark yo

we quit this thread on 31 october or i promise to die in a ditch

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bookmark doesn't work properly for me, tells me there's new posts when there isn't, so i don't use it

on every thread? that sounds like a bug

threxit

____ as i normally do rubric pls

Looks like Hoyle selected both the EU citz and 16+17 year olds amendments if I'm reading this right
https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2019-2020/0010/amend/early_daily_cwh_1029.1-7.html

ah sorry no that's those tabled

Coward Conmings no confidence in own dank Corbyn memes

Dominic Cummings confirms the government will pull the General Election bill if the amendment to allow votes to EU Nationals and 16&17 year olds passes.

You can see why they'd sweat about 3.5m brand-new, angry, voters who they'd just forced to apply for settled status using android phones

look at this banana loaf

Jeremy Corbyn wants to be Prime Minister. A few days ago the world learned of the death of Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, the leader of ISIS, a ruthless terrorist organisation responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, including many UK citizens, why has he said nothing?

— James Sorene (@Jsorene) October 29, 2019

thousands of Brits killed by a ruthless organisation you say...

“Middle East analyst” is a euphemism up there with the best of them.

chances he can read arabic, hebrew, or farsi 0%

Old lad in the pub already told me that Comborn was demanding a minute's silence for the ISIS bloke

what a ridiculous thing to say, although I did have black flag at half mast.

He doesn’t give a shit about the election now that the top job at Isis is up for grabs

when you are already the de facto Hamas/IRA/Isis leader you might as well have a pop at being UK pm as well!

Is MR Seumas Milne going solo on Kremlin work then?

Hoyle gonna Hoyle (the bants amendments were not selected)

S Bush said he wouldn’t pick them cos they substantially change the substance of the bill.

yeah, but lol orderrr what a legend would've