people that YELP are scumbags

From local strip club review:

"1 of the girls farted on me I left instantly omg never again. I came to visit and all my friends told me to check that strip club it's 1 of the best . He got me good"

Should have to pay extra for that

I searched google today for bars that are open in the morning (take this as the given, don't judge me)

First two results were from yelp, with phrases that would seem to match my query exactly.

But, because I wasn't born yesterday, I knew not to even click those links, because I'd get a long list of bars that in fact do not have morning hours. I'm sure you know what I mean.

How is this allowed to happen? It'd be one thing if google owned yelp

"Typical, in many ways, of a mainstream hotel restaurant. Caramelized apple salad had apples which were not caramelized, but sautéed. Sweet potato fried were the best I think I've ever had, but they were finished with so much salt I had to scrape off each one before eating. The menu looks promising, but the chef is unskilled, or lazy. A friendly dining room manager exercised no quality control of food coming out of the kitchen. The bartender who served me was attentive, but presented as troubled, or sad."

troubled by a major league baseball career that didn't work out

caramelized... a word that may not mean what this yelper thinks it means

big lols at "presented as troubled, or sad."

The words "exercised" and "presented" are both deployed really precisely in this review

You don't really see a sunset over the harbor. It just gets darker.

^^^ somehow, one of the best things anyone ever copied from the internet and pasted onto ilx

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— Yelp (@Yelp) October 8, 2020