Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Springer Dinger

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 October 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

The Coconut Fudge (Really Blows Down Those Blues)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Nestle Crunch

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

the hot pocket

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

Stamping on an empty juice box

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

the gogurt carton

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

the brapaccino

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

The Revenge of Scampo

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

The Gargantuan

pomentiful (pomenitul), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

The Krupa Special

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

Bag of Soup

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

the strangled duck

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link

Fruity Pebbles

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

The P-p-please, Eddie

peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link

Gimme Shelter

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Serrated Air

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 8 Ball Straight In The Bottom Pocket

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Someone Who's Just Farted

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

blood on the tracks

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

Spiral Stairs

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Family Fortunes

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

The Foghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

The Foghorn Leghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

The Underleg Foghorn

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

the pork dumpling

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link

The Greta Von Flap

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 23:45 (two years ago) link

double live gonzo

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:40 (two years ago) link

jimmy page on theremin

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:16 (two years ago) link

the roar of the masses

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:17 (two years ago) link

four wheel drift

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:18 (two years ago) link

The Battle At Garden's Gate

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

mashing a ripe avocado by hand

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

The RSD Drop

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 02:56 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Turning on the air hockey table

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link

off-brand video game console cheat code

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:08 (two years ago) link

saag aloo

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

Billy Joel's Second Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 August 2021 10:29 (two years ago) link

Heart's Mistral Wind

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link

Phil's Calling

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link

The Donner Party’s Nightmare

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 August 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link

a poot stamping on a human face forever

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:55 (two years ago) link

these poots are made for walking

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link

where have all the poot boys gone

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link

The Jesus is king

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:58 (two years ago) link

The Transfiguration

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link

The failed substantiation

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link

I do want to say that sometimes when I have to shit but it’s not convenient to do so for say, 9-10 hours, I feel like my body starts to transform the delayed poop into a kind of gas, so that I can occasionally just fart and release some pressure. Not sure what that’s called.

“200 people, 2 stalls, 1 guy who is holding it”

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:22 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

The Wayward Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

The Roast Beef Sammy

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link


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