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grr after a trip to the Apple store and a restore of the backup I made yesterday, I finally have a useful iPhone, although no music until I synch it at home

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't even know what mms is

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Shitey picture messaging. All I know is it's never going to work on my V1 phone (Nath: is that your problem too?) and that suits me fine.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

gm i think my problem is the settings. and me being a moran who knows jackshit about changing em
dont even know why i bother cause i will never use it

SS get the new one if only cause it will be easy to send videos to your family. that way i will be VERY jealous. hah wish i cld buy one. the iphone is so great cause it is easy to send pics to my parents in japan

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Apple's website says mms won't be available in the US until "late summer"

narly dude lol (Clay), Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

thats what happens when u sign an exclusive deal with the yokels at att

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

good luck usa: http://mrgan.tumblr.com/post/124025728/wwdc-2009

It’s disingenuous for AT&T to argue that their network is so overloaded they’re struggling to support MMS & tethering. (n.b. these are features long in the tooth and they’re available, like, everywhere else, including my birth country of Croatia - you know, the place that went through a war not long ago?

caek, Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Got the 3G S. Good: comically tiny new UK charger, camera massively better, much faster esp. on Safari.

Bad: Screen is glossy as fuck. Hoping it'll scuff up, but wtf is it w/Apple and displays that are mirrors? Also seems a bit mre recessed than v1. Hate the warmer gamma and plastick back too, but they've been around since 3g, so oh well.

stet, Friday, 19 June 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Ok in fact Safari is ludicrously fast. Pages appearing at desktop speed

stet, Friday, 19 June 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Voice control is way better than I thought: it can understand what I'm saying, which is more than some people can.

stet, Friday, 19 June 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

So the voice control works for the iPod functions, right? That sounds like the most amazing thing ever.

death from abroad (lukas), Friday, 19 June 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

yeh "play music", "pause music", "play more songs like this", "play album Boxer" all work. "Play music by Aphex Twin" makes it call my mate big Tom, so dunno about that.

stet, Friday, 19 June 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

woah!! (not that I would ever use this)

baaderonixx, Friday, 19 June 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Couple of my friends use matte screen protectors; they seem to work well and protect your screen, although every time I use one of them I fear my finger will glom to the screen because they look like the sticky side of clear medical tape.

Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Friday, 19 June 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate the shiny, shiny screen and use a matte screen protector and it is really great. I highly recommended it. No finger glomming.

blow it out your hairdo (Jenny), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i would definitely call stet's mate big Tom if this is indeed a built-in option

Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 June 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"Play music by Aphex Twin" makes it call my mate big Tom

See, I mentioned this to a couple of folk at work and -- like me -- they said, yeh, I can see that. I dunno, it does make an odd kind of sense, doesn't it?

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Friday, 19 June 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I got it to work finally. "Play music artist Aphex Twin" works. It's really cool when it works -- you can hold the button on the headphones, say what you want, and it happens.

stet, Friday, 19 June 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Play music Barry Manilow

Keith, Friday, 19 June 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

play music uppers ON IPHONE

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 19 June 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

It's nice so far.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 June 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

when did the white polycarbon macbook become the only macbook available? wasn't there an aluminium version for about a year there?

so, if you want a 15" laptop apple are giving you the option of spending £750 for the white or £1300 for the bottom of the line pro?

does this make any sense at all in the current climate?

jed_, Monday, 13 July 2009 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

the white one is 13in, tho - the macbooks always have been that size. only thing that's changed is the 13in aluminium macbooks have been rebranded as macbook pros as well. they start at £899, but the 15in pros have always been over a grand iirc.

joe, Monday, 13 July 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, the 13" unibody macbook that used to not be "pro" got better and cheaper and got the "pro" name, nothing worth complaining about, should be celebrating!

dan selzer, Monday, 13 July 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link

in fact im throwing a party to celebrate it!!! tonight!!! youre all invited!!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm checking flights

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Monday, 13 July 2009 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link

oh... didnt really youd read this... youre actually not invited

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i already booked my flight :(

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Monday, 13 July 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

you said "you're all invited" and i have posted on this thread before so i assumed you meant me too... this is really awkward

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Monday, 13 July 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

oh wow

caek, Monday, 13 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

no i just meant joe, jed_, and dan selzer... shit

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

foe paw

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i have to disinvite dan selzer

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry dan

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

even though it was your idea

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

way to go max, a hard sb gonna fall

touch fuzzy, get dizzy (cozwn), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

the invited guests should ask themselves dubiously why a host wouldn't want a noted bon vivant at his shindig and then they probably shouldn't go.

estela, Monday, 13 July 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i know a certain antipodean who is definitely not invited due to her snotty tone

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

poor nicole kidman.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link

no nicole kidman doesn't sound like much of a party to me

touch fuzzy, get dizzy (cozwn), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link

if she brought naomi watts, though...

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

dot dot dot the happiest girl in the whole antipodes of the usa

estela, Monday, 13 July 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been partying nonstop since the announcement. I haven't been sober in weeks.

dan selzer, Monday, 13 July 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

it's better than the liberation

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

dan died from partying too much :(

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

what a disaster for partying

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

re: the overheat thing - GF and I both got 3GS at the same time (yah squeee i know SHUT UP) and hers gets the temp warning regularly - mine does not. So apples "oh gee thats just normal" is prob bullshit and some of these are just straight up defective.

It's got a whole identity in the dick (jjjusten), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe your GF is just straight up defective FACED

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

actually she is v.v. pretty

suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link


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