Sunderland 'Til I Cry: EFL and beyond 19/20

After a couple of terrible results, we clock up our biggest derby victory against the snot since 1925, apparently.

6 games unbeaten inc 3 wins, we have our first guaranteed 25 a goals a season striker since .. erm Pawel Abbott. Yet we still are absolutely awful to watch at times... but staying up is on again. Need to ditch Elphick fast, he's an old laggard well past his best and with too many dumb mistakes in him.

Sunderlol

You may not love to see it but I sure as hell do.

https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/2019/october/argyle-apology/

national league north fixtures today wiped out by the rain, only 3 out of 11 matches were played

congrats Tim!

My only regret today is that there’s a roof on our away end nowadays.

^^lol

i note that exeter are in the promotion places, kiu

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_Premier_League_and_English_Football_League_managers

cracking photo of Ainsworth to celebrate his day of glory

Celebrating the @EFL's longest-serving manager.

Gareth Ainsworth x The Cold Blooded Hearts x @PreSonus

Yeah, he's a Wanderer... pic.twitter.com/DuNluhhu0e

— Wycombe Wanderers (@wwfcofficial) October 28, 2019

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/oct/30/derby-sack-richard-keogh-car-crash-reduced-wages

a classic of the genre including drink driving, a player fleeing the scene of the crime and then returning 45 minutes later, a club cynically taking the moral high ground to sack an old laggard on high wages. Also Giggsy turned up to give a character reference for Tom Lawrence in court.

gotta love a team bonding day

when Keogh was on loan at Town he was really shit and his keyboard warrior mum kept logging onto the Hudds forum and getting into flame wars with anyone who dissed him, which was about 99% of posters.

Lol. I can see him making a case against Derby though. First demanding a 'my way or the highway' wage cut, and when it's not accepted going for the axe approach with "gross misconduct" is p nagl.

yeah i'd imagine he'll win, he wasn't even driving was he?

yeah but he was illegally not using his seat-belt! (whilst probably coked up)

He didn't drive and was left for dead while his mates fled the scene lol! One of them has been getting regular playing time since.

i know it's cruel but it's pretty funny really! I mean out in the real world how many of us would feel lucky to be offered £5k a week to sit on our arse for a year?

we certainly won't be going down now and we totally picked your pocket for that Karlan Grant lad, imago - soz. He's turning out to be one of our best signings of the decade.

another cracking win for Hull as well today, something's started to click there, just in time for the usual "can they hold on to Jarrod Bowen?" window

I never really rated Grant! Weird. I guess he's getting good service

He was feeding off scraps when we were up against prem defences and still scored a few and has improved some since then

Coolest pen taker as well which is what you need for the pla....

i think you'll find we still have the coolest pen taker

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/championship/top-scorers

had to scroll down a bit to see who you were talking about :p

when's the cricket season then

this seems to finally be the day our racist fans turn on naby sarr for good

we got outshithoused today, that'll be a valuable lesson to our oh so charming management duo.

Warnock out.

oilball comes to se7

lol, misread that as ollie-ball for a sec. back in the big time again eh?

the predictable town 0 vile revenant 4 debacle still hurting like a bleeding abscess spurting blood out of my arse. thursday's exit poll is released. A lot to to absorb in a week STOP I may be gone for some ti

this is going to be brutal - a patched up team of square pegs in round holes and a bench of U18's - fucking hell i can't even watch.

words that apply extremely well to our own injury-ravaged squad. we had 14 out last week ffs

barring spectacular investment i can unfortunately see this being an 'it's us or you' situation come season's end

<3 u calz but this is us or u and no prisoners taken at that

Lol I'm so apathetic about Town and disgusted by our racist gammon section I didn't even know we we were playing tonight! As defined by the geneva convention ruling on child soldiers, they are legally considered victims of war and taking them as prisoners is a war-crime.

tbf arguing with pig ignorant morons on football forums about the absolute state of the Conservative Party and the BBC does out a lot of decent posters as well, they are just a minority unfortunately.

Jim Smith (along with any hope of us getting anything tonight) dies.

we have named an astonishingly defensive and doomed-seeming xi fyi

oh we got lucky!

you got FP'd :P

just kidding but everyone must die obv

there would have been a time when I would have been charmed and excited by a young homegrown prospect getting an injury time winner, but I have gone into a late hateful period where I despise all footballers and about 70% of our supporters!

in terms of football endorsements, neville southall, peter reid, joe lolley, kevin kilbane, mayumi pachecho, stan collymore and marcelo bielsa are all backing labour.

— joe (@cillanoir) December 11, 2019

no T Watt - no cred!

You can add Klopp to that:

“I'm on the left, of course,” Jürgen Klopp notes, as relayed by journalist Raphael Honigstein in his new book about the Liverpool manager. “More left than middle. I believe in the welfare state. I'm not privately insured. I would never vote for a party because they promised to lower the top tax rate.”

if you fuckers thought supporting Labour was heartbreaking right now

only 1-0 down at the half thanks to nakhi wells pulling off two of the worst misses of the season. keep it up champ