Twitter C/D

lol

It's estimated that the Gates foundation has saved 6 million lives, and this was a few years back. They've basically undone the holocaust. Yeah, I'm ok with calling him a hero, Scott.

— Podracer (@StonksOnHigh) November 7, 2019

incredible

loool

all that AND he gave the world clippy

Wow what a prick

Lol is that a reverse Godwin?

I haven’t been paying attention. Why are we supposed to be mad at Bill Gates now?

could have got more out

He apparently said he would support Trump over Warren

because no, i never want to save my documents to fucking OneDrive

Gates's robber baron era has given way to his mellow philanthropic era, rather like Andrew Carnegie, after he stopped shooting his workers and started giving away libraries.

bill gates has too much money, hope this helps mr. snrub; but otoh his successfully prosecuted (!) antitrust violations over bundling a shitty browser with his operating system do seem quaint in our era of feeling intense catharsis when a congresswoman speaks unusually sternly to one of the three guys who own the internet

He apparently said he would support Trump over Warren

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, November 7, 2019 3:26 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not exactly.

"'I’m not going to make political declarations,' Gates said. 'But I do think no matter what policy somebody has in mind … whoever I decide will have the more professional approach in the current situation, probably is the thing I will weigh the most. And I hope that the more professional candidate is an electable candidate.'"

I mean, the crux of what people are mad at him about is this:

"If I had to pay $20 billion, it’s fine,” Gates said. “But when you say I should pay $100 billion, then I’m starting to do a little math about what I have left over.”

Sorkin asked Gates if he’d consider sitting down with the Massachusetts senator.

“I’m not sure how open minded she is — or that she’d even be willing to sit down with somebody who has large amounts of money,” Gates said.

I’m starting to do a little math about what I have left over.

yr head iirc

oh ffs

https://live.staticflickr.com/4034/4676228175_3ec3b75b07_m.jpg

“Hello citizens! Could someone explain the problem with evil billionaires? They seem fine to me, an ordinary person!”

Hahahaha!!!

both twitter & instagram doing this feed auto-refresh thing that i thought they killed off before because everyone hated it?

xp lol good username/post combo there

dud btw

i wish the emotional labor and YA clusterfucks did not invade literally all of my other internets last week including ilx but it did bc twitter's boundless suckitude draws all other internet spaces into it

it was p funny tho

jack's moving to africa next year to get his head together and just, like, jam and shit, y'know? really just feel it

Sad to be leaving the continent…for now. Africa will define the future (especially the bitcoin one!). Not sure where yet, but I’ll be living here for 3-6 months mid 2020. Grateful I was able to experience a small part. 🌍 pic.twitter.com/9VqgbhCXWd

— jack 🌍🌏🌎 (@jack) November 27, 2019

tweet, pay, love

lmao

RUSSFEST

TIL Africa will define the bitcoin future

cool

kudos to africa

big get

Dozens of brand social media managers with idle time (see thread):

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019

another day at the kettle chips office, trying to explain to my boss why our potato chips should tweet about fisting pic.twitter.com/ROZJjZy5tX

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) December 6, 2019

This is a good read, btw: https://theintercept.com/2019/11/30/david-duke-and-his-twitter-nazis-got-mad-at-me-twitter-took-their-side/

This thread made me do a genuine real lol

I’m the manager of a Starbucks in Charlotte NC. I have informed my employees that they will be fired on the spot if I hear them say “Merry Christmas” to any customers. I’m doing it because I personally dislike conservative Christians.

— chris (@MuellerDad69) December 4, 2019

muellerdad69

lmao

ppl earnestly tagging starbucks in the replies

there's one guy who is canny enough to know that the dude doesn't actually work at starbucks but is mad that starbucks aren't doing something about his tweets.

This guy

Hes a coward if he doesn't respond or give us some evidence to back it up. I'm willing to call every SB in Charlotte if I have to...thought he would help me narrow it down. Already called 3. plus corp.

— jcurtman (@jcurtman) December 10, 2019

oof. that guy has his own podcast but only 86 followers. jesus fucking christ

i find my eyes fixated on the words "Twitter C/D" right now

I am not quite on board with all of muellerdad69's hijinks but when I see the good ones retweeted I slap that like button

the international influence astroturfing is so amazingly poorly constructed these days

You have to laugh at the desperation of #Saudi haters!😂🇸🇦

They spend 24/7 planning lies and pathetic smears!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂

1) Vision2030 ✔🇸🇦💕
2) Strong leaders ✔ 🇸🇦💕
3) Aramco ✔ 🇸🇦💕
4) Tourism/entertainment ✔🇸🇦💕
5) Sports hub ✔🇸🇦💕

😍🇸🇦❤🔥 pic.twitter.com/fSf3Ws3rON

— Kate Stewart (@KateStewart22) December 22, 2019

Nobody gives a toot!😂

i feel like the 22nd kate stewart makes some good points

https://pics.me.me/toot-itt-fool-doctor-doom-toots-as-he-pleases-19752419.png

I want *that* movie

Subhan'Allah!

— Kate Stewart (@KateStewart22) December 22, 2019