Get your soul sanctified on the Kanye West JESUS IS KING thread

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lmaoooo

That's the RYM chart fucked for another year then

2.7 and dropping lmao

ye was a 3.2 for context

frogbs, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

just like ye this feels way longer than 27 minutes, please stop singing Mr. West

frogbs, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

it is almost delightful watching an entire generation of hipsters and nerds realising they backed the wrong horse

imago, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

I look forward to Pitchfork's review.

pomenitul, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

They'll still give it more than Clipping!

imago, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

Idk i still like it

treeship., Friday, 25 October 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

To my fans
Thank you for being loyal & patient
We are specifically fixing mixes on “Everything We Need” “Follow God” & “Water”
We not going to sleep until this album is out!
10:18 PM - 24 Oct 2019

mustve fallen asleep after all

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

seems better than ye on first (and probably only) listen

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

I can't wait for an 'ima fix god' tweet and the whole world burns down because of people who don't get the context.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

will that tweet come out before or after the tweets about the inevitably shitty reviews of this that he'll freak out about and start another press cycle over

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

looking forward to pressing play on this Monday

DT, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

xp the last 2 Earl Sweatshirt LPs and some other post-Yeezus records have also done the "intentionally peaked levels" thing. People have expectations for everything to sound like Dr. Dre.

billstevejim, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

I like critiquing stuff with "objectively" because it's lmao. plz dont ruin my fun lol.

billstevejim, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

This is stupid. Hopefully this marks the end of his barely-trying era.

He should've got into Satan. The record would have been a lot better.

billstevejim, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

xpost I don't have that expectation in any way shape or form don't be ridiculous

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

peaked levels are a technique that can be used for good or evil

icy bike chain rain (zchyrs), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

Waiting for a Exit Through The Gift Shop style doc to come out where he explains that we're the sheep that gave him God status and ate up all the half assed music he put out.

gman59, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

He should've got into Satan. The record would have been a lot better.

otm

pomenitul, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

Even Milton knew this to be true.

pomenitul, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

This is a fine little album, though not as good as the last one. That one was more painful, more interesting. This one is not really worth wasting that much time on, though, the cultural machine will soon leave him behind if this is what he does from now on. If this is the length and ambition of the records he is releasing, he should make a lot more than one a year, though.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

spending your time in Hidden Hills w/other monstrous, wealthy ppl is probably not good for creativity

omar little, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

whole time I wish I was listening to this album instead, which lets face it was mastered just as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvnLDpb4J5I

frogbs, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

I read the part that says “KING thread” and got excited. Then I read the rest.

thicc elizabeth (voodoo chili), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

We not going to sleep until this album is out!

The very best way to achieve precise results in a fiddly process that requires close attention is to stay awake for days

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

can someone who has zoomers in their life tell us what the young folks thing about kanye?

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

think even

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

Waiting for a Exit Through The Gift Shop style doc to come out where he explains that we're the sheep that gave him God status and ate up all the half assed music he put out.


I think you mean a Marjoe style doc

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

never saw it but reading the descriptions, I think you may have nailed it

gman59, Friday, 25 October 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

this whole thing sounds like it was recorded in 2 days during a manic episode

frogbs, Friday, 25 October 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

The abrupt ending is weird

treeship., Friday, 25 October 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

this whole thing sounds like it was recorded in 2 days during a manic episode

― frogbs, 25. oktober 2019 21:02 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nah, it would be a lot better if it was, I think :(

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

lol im interested in this solely for the bad theology

― i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison),

^^^^^

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

only things i got from it were 1. god is great because god made kanye great, 2. god is great because he lets people break addictions. i wasn't expecting much -- it's music not a sermon -- but i got even less.

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

figured i should try this so here's a single spin response:

every hour - first 25 seconds: hey, it's old kanye! // remaining 80 seconds: um, so i guess he's not gonna do anything except chipmunk this up huh.

selah - if this were lower-fi and kanye had to do this in his spare bedroom with protools, this might be sorta interesting outsider art? as it is, just a lot of bombast punctuated by angry subway dude rambling until he hyperventilates

follow god - nice production, terrible mix; put a competent rapper on this and you might have something. i liked it when he went YAAAAAAAGH

closed on sunday - a dark gritty reboot of 'teddybear's picnic' that includes the recurring lyric "closed on sunday / you're my chick-fil-a" // kanye playing at I'm-a-grown-ass-man profundity has generally offered terrible returns

on god - the sound of a man freestyling while playing three video games at once

everything we need - this is not good

water - this would've been okay as an interstitial right up until the part where kanye starts saying jeZUS over and over and then i saw that i was only halfway through the song

god is - this would be fine as end credit music for some sort of religious romance drama if it had more than one idea going on. some real egregious musical choices for the last minute, like keeping the last minute. NB: right around here is when my attention started wandering seriously.

hands on - this is terrible, listen to this from fred hammond instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyVRgOU6Yw
snoop's Bible of Love is WAYYYYY better than this EP and, at nearly five time the length, goes much faster.
alright i guess i have to go back to the end of this thing huh.

use this gospel - kanye clearly didn't properly close the car door one night when he was badly fucked up and took his resulting revelations as universal but oh my god all i can hear here is CLOSE THE FUCKING CAR DOOR. what a waste of a reunited clipse; the kenny g sax solo is unnecessary. ClOsE tHe FuCkInG cAr DoOr

jesus is lord - lol you have to be kidding me here

in conclusion "feels longer than 27 minutes" is completely otm. I don't think any of these songs are going to merit a second spin from me ever again.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

I enjoy the tracks but there is no objective good and bad

― treeship., Friday, October 25, 2019 5:32 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

new board description pls

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

ten seconds of ty dolla singing the chorus to hot girl summer blows this out the water

human and working on getting beer (longneck), Friday, 25 October 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

*of

human and working on getting beer (longneck), Friday, 25 October 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

at least this mixing/mastering precludes any blue vinyl audio quality debate.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 October 2019 21:47 (four years ago) link

bout to tear it up on the treadmill while playing this

treeship., Friday, 25 October 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

may jesus run with thee

human and working on getting beer (longneck), Friday, 25 October 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link

kinda surprised by how many times i thought 'this might have been a cool musical idea if it was fleshed it out a bit instead of on this album' (maybe 3 or 4 times) but it still generally ranges from 'bad' to 'extremely terrible'

ufo, Friday, 25 October 2019 22:26 (four years ago) link

Hot trash fam.

Better than YE tho

7.2 album

kanyetothe.com is the best

maffew12, Friday, 25 October 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

My wife’s boss was at the Kimmel taping last night and Kanye was the surprise guest. Apparently he was a total ass and offended any none Christians in the room.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 25 October 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

funny, the album says something about Christians hating him the most.

Album had some nice guest spots. I also liked the end of that one song where he said to his dad HAUUNNNGH

maffew12, Friday, 25 October 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link

Kanye without corny misogynist negging makes it his best.

... (Eazy), Saturday, 26 October 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

First listen: Like the last one, this feels sketchy and rushed. Simply, it's not good music. There's nothing interesting happening here, sonically or lyrically.

Wild to me how Kanye has gone from one of my favourite artists of all time to someone whose new music I know I will dislike before I even listen to it in the span of just 2 years.

triggercut, Saturday, 26 October 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

re: rym they still like it more than this year's great chance album, which lol

ufo, Saturday, 26 October 2019 01:21 (four years ago) link

saw this was released in the local movie theatre but it was only 38 minutes long?!

what was it, just a video version of the album?

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link

Odds are that this thread is better than the album could ever hope to be (and this thread has made me chuckle a few times, which was sorely needed today tbh)

Lactose Shaolin Wanker (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 26 October 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

may jesus run with thee


No he walks, remember?

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Saturday, 26 October 2019 02:57 (four years ago) link

Do u have Josh muted? lol

ghost runner on first (morrisp), Sunday, 25 July 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link

Lol when I opened the thread his message was still not posted.

So both TMZ and Josh did it first lol

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 25 July 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

wtflollllllllll

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 25 July 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link

Honestly this rocks - kanye living in a stadium and wearing the same clothes for days, haven't listened to any of donda, don't know if I will

This man is a content creator

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 July 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link


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