batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

there's a lot going on in this one

https://i.imgur.com/LsAojzp.jpg

"succeeded"

guns and armed revolutions are very good, except when they're not

luckily ghost-Castro is there to indicate that this particular putative armed revolution is, in fact, bad

https://i.redd.it/votmwf8w3hu31.png

minor lols at the american spectator's cartoonist's (pen?) name being "Yogi Love"

parallel universe where HK protestors dress in red

Al-Baghdadi and his three children? Clutching at straws here.

yogi love & special sauce

nice pic.twitter.com/Hf5GkAQlVh

— Current Affairs (@curaffairs) October 28, 2019

feel free to dig through the catalogue of Gary Varvel

I had a science fiction-y dream once about a railroad to Hawaii, it was excellent, would watch dolphins swim alongside my sleeper car again.

I am definite in favour of ‘MFING PIRATES, YO!’

on of those cartoons that don't reflect reality but i would be okay with it if they did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtz14SV8Nvw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Do_70A0UYAAP6tA?format=jpg&name=medium

Kavanaugh notably not doing a fucking thing there.

clarence up there pulling a pube free

xp
He brought the beer.

this might be the worst Garrison so far

actually you know what, just don't click on it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIoUhheU8AAH-Rx?format=jpg&name=large

I mean, it's the worst in that there's no labels - how the hell am I supposed to know who anyone is?

is the storm-cloud supposed to look like Soros?

in addition to his collection of appalling views, I'm 99% sure garrison has sexual proclivities which could one day land him in jail.

Fo the life of me I don't understand why the sun is always depicted wearing sunglasses. Where is the glare coming from?

Mister Sun pic.twitter.com/CCnA88wYpb

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 24, 2018

there's only one cosmologically accurate cartoon sun

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/bb/a7/5cbba7c24bded7fdfda03c39d2fe7a91.png

did someone say labels?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EItngy0UEAAwEgv?format=jpg&name=large

Where has Andrew Wakefield tucked his arms and legs?

Maybe Garrison has shares in an iron lung manufacturer

starting to wonder if ben garrison has some type of dysmorphia where he’s incapable of seeing trump and people in his orbit as the lumpy sacks of shit they really are

https://i.imgur.com/tbxh2gr_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

indistinguishable from parody, a+

you can't convince me that isn't a Stan Kelly cartoon

there's never really been any difference between Kelly and Garrison

Not true: Kelly’s labeling is more coherent and consistent

how do you not even get Trump's signature right

http://i.redd.it/bu9umiju3y041.png

No! They can't go further to the left! They'll hit the bird!

not one editor said 'hey, maybe just have them drive into a fire or a wall or anything but the WTC"?

someone else shopped that in, apparently

okay that's a little less flagrant then

Are they in disagreement about which tower to hit?

https://media.townhall.com/townhall/car/b/lb191123d20191122042049.jpg

Actual

still flying somehow

They stole the Weasleys’ magicked Ford

there's a lot going on here, even by ben garrison's standards

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EO45xdqWkAETbl3?format=jpg&name=large

Ever since I discovered the /r/ForwardsFromKlandma subreddit I've been tempted to repost a couple of 'highlights' to this thread but the majority of it is just so unspeakably loathsome that I systematically stay my hand. Which is to say: Ben Garrison is an astoundingly sane specimen compared to what gets the alt-right's rocks off.

Not sure I agree there with some of the color-coding in the upper corners.

You'd think Garrison would embrace Putin as a great and strong leader on his and Trump's side.

those are both queen pieces

that's why it's 2020-D chess

normal chess is boring. chess with nothing but queen pieces is the new wave