you just freaked out our director of LOLs

keyboard cat poised over the keys = chekhov's gun??

proof ILE is not worthy: omar posts the play helen off keyboard cat video on the excelsior thread and all anyone pays attention to is some dumbass's star wars tattoo.

"invalid parameter"

someone in our work forsale messageboard wrote this: You can’t beat this deal. Chris Brown couldn’t beat this deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDbBhks7F0

I first saw this a couple years ago and it may have already been posted somewhere on ILX before but I was reminded of it again tonight and it's pretty amazing so without further ado, Little Superstar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=http://www.facebook.com/home.php%3Fref%3Dhome&feature=player_embedded

oh snap, #5 is a fucking jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXNd0heM

!!

yeah dang, pretty hot

it's the smoke!

http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines

can't wait for comments on that one

http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t160.JPG

someone plz do an andy warhol on this shit

I kind of wish his hair was supposed to look that way and not just a product of an interrupted grooming session.

LJ

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/bailey_t160.jpg

xD

i demand a Dan Lacey portrait, stat.

http://imgur.com/o80VX.jpg

omg ENBB thanks :D

is that Krang for the turtles?

lolz

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

Old Memes are New Again

still funny, tho

Yeah, seeing these blasts from the past make wonder when I'll be exposed to the eventual J. Budd Dwyer/Keyboard Cat mash-up.

Oh God.

"Everyone stand back!"
(Keyboard Cat stretches out paws)

:-(

is there a leroy jenkeyboard cat mash already, i assume?

yeah, of course there's like six of them.

anyone who isnt looking forward to this or is offended by it deserves to get gaybashed

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:38 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ps. very nice my name-a zohan

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:38 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi cankles, nice to see you

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are literal shit

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:41 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why did ppl want this dude back, remind me

heh take ur owning in stride u lil sapling...

http://i44.tinypic.com/x22tlt.gif

he's our id

The Grand Wizard of Id.

http://www.jotoab.org/phpbb3/images/smilies/owned.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

it's been said a million times but it's never been more true: white people.

white people sure love making fake youtube videos

if it's fake, it's still quite a performance, no?

totally fake but totally funny

He tried to stick the remote up his butt? Interesting choice.

dude's smeagalish spasming is pretty darn impressive

yeah lol @ buttremote

white people sure love making watching fake youtube videos

also, spotting which ones are fake

Yeah, it's a fake YouTube clip. I can tell from the butt remote, and from seeing quite a few YouTube clips in my time.

lol

butt remote is so good