"Your face will be a mashup" is probably my favourite thing that anyone has posted ever.
― Tim F, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link
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― ahahaha eeww, Tuesday, May 31, 2005 8:07 AM bookmarkflaglink
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 January 2022 21:33 (two years ago) link
clothing designers must think fat women's lives are nothing but disco parties 24/7 because there is no other explanation for all of the sequins and shiny bullshit
my wife got a gift certificate to this really clubbed out mall store. total euro trash clothing. she figured why not go look, maybe she can find something tastefull. she was trying on some jeans and she noticed some shiny bedazzled shit on the ass pockets. she said no thanks, but the salesperson said to her "no really. think of it like this. you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow and that guy notices. these pants are hot". she gave him back his pants and threw away the GC
― jaxon, Friday, June 17, 2011 2:10 PM bookmarkflaglink
i had forgotten about "you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow" and I'm smiling now that I remember it
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link
i got fucked up to the day dimebag left this erth. its like why dimbag and not saddam? this planit is fucked up and its like god is a crul ringmaster― animal, Thursday, April 27, 2006 11:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
Amazing.
― sleep, that's where I'm the cousin of death (PBKR), Thursday, 9 June 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link
there a bit rubbish themm like proper plop like a bum did a plop through your fingers and typed your script for youu what a load of plop― john snowly, Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:46 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
I don't want to associate Geir with buttsex okay thx bye.― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 1:09 PM bookmarkflaglink
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 January 2023 05:57 (one year ago) link
This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, December 2, 2004 4:05 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"that situation guys sometimes run into" is an underrated part of this post
― omar little, Saturday, 20 April 2024 17:00 (four days ago) link
This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, December 2, 2004 4:05 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link"that situation guys sometimes run into" is an underrated part of this post
― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Sunday, 21 April 2024 06:36 (three days ago) link