the one Ewok we thought sadly died in ROTJ was cloned by Palps and man he is pissed
― nashwan, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
Ewoks repping.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link
Ewoks in The Battle of Epping Forest.
Car planet
planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
pfft you call that a car planet
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F78.media.tumblr.com%2Fd06853f4c1835bf3a6b20f0d08ed678a%2Ftumblr_o59llucmvn1qmwwklo1_1280.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
lol
Re: Ewoks — sadly, the Endor Holocaust theory may be validated in this movie
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
i will actually watch this if palpy is in it. otherwise no.
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
I liked Endor Holocaust's first couple of records, but when the songs got shorter and more commercial they started to suck imo.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link
hair planetcubicle planetDMV planet
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:00 PM bookmarkflaglink
Nazi planetgangster planetRoman planet
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:01 PM bookmarkflaglink
JfkBlown away
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 11:21 AM (one hour ago)
god that looks deplorable
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
is nar shaddaa in this movie
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
it's wall-to-wall Jaxxon + Ewoks
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
i thought for sure nar shaddaa would be in solo
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
Action Jaxxon
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 7 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Apr 23, 2014nar shaddaa or no deal imo
nar shaddaa or no deal imo
difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 8 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Dec 22, 2017GIVE CLAP ME CLAP NAR CLAP SHADDAA
GIVE CLAP ME CLAP NAR CLAP SHADDAA
difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD) on board I Love Everything on May 27, 2018hi. does this movie have nar shaddaa
hi. does this movie have nar shaddaa
sigh
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
Nar Shaddah, Nar ShaddahEl-elyon an adonah (That joke was for JCLC only and he will never see it.)
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
Hahahaha
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
lollll
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
i thought for sure shanana would be in solo
https://www.paradiseartists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bowzers-rock-photo01.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
surely Luke will turn out to be Rey's dad, or maybe Obi-Wan
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:28 (four years ago) link
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 6:02 PM (five hours ago)
oh my god, i was wrongit was earth, all along
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:43 (four years ago) link
xp neither of those guys got nookie IIRC
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:51 (four years ago) link
you finally made a Wookiee out of me
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link
holy shit, the opening crawl leaked!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSS1OuA3ag
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:21 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCskuXWh2l8
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:44 (four years ago) link
Not for long.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
lol it very much wasn't the crawl. it was a joke video that i suspect Youtube took down
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
Copyright claim by Anti-Nowhere League
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
has abrams ever made a non-mediocre movie
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
well, there's all the bad ones
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
Lol
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
his film credits listing is extremely grim
― rob, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
which I guess makes him perfect for this
― rob, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
I know JJ said he loved TLJ and hinted he wasn't looking to undo it, but troll part of me wishes that he would, and then he and Rian Johnson would alternate directing/writing Star Wars movies every two years and change things back, basically getting into cinema's version of a Wikipedia reversion war
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
Star Wars XII: Nuh Uh!
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
Damn, seeing this in exactly two weeks but my expectations feel sufficiently lowered thanks to all.
― nashwan, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
I'm gonna love it
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
3P0 having a bigger (sacrificial?) role this time should be a plus. Don't really care about Lando tbh.
― nashwan, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
I had to actually check a week or so ago to see whether this was coming out this year or next. So clearly I'm v pumped.
― A Lifeless Ordinary (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
lando is great and will always have a special place in my heart for his role in the best scene of rotj (the first scene over endor when they realize that it's, uh, a trap)
― jacquees, full of cobras (voodoo chili), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
thank god someone is out here asking the questions that matter
pic.twitter.com/PXuNXTfbRi— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) December 9, 2019
― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link
Like, a creative citizens arrest?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link
There aren't many problems that can't be resolved with a fan fiction council, ime.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
disney is famously forgiving of copyright infringement, i can't see what could possibly go wrong
― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
Maybe SW should be and Choose Your Own Adventure
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
Unhealthy enthusiasm is nine-tenths of the law, iirc.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link
xpost Doesn't matter what you choose, all stories end with the death star exploding.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link
there are only three stories: man vs man, man vs death star, and death star vs death star
― Simon H., Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link
Man vs Death Star features Hulk Hogan cameo
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link