star wars 9 grim resignation thread

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It's about the atmospheres you're not feeling, man.

xxp

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:16 (one month ago) link

So will there be Ewoks in this or what?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:16 (one month ago) link

rapping ewoks

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:17 (one month ago) link

the one Ewok we thought sadly died in ROTJ was cloned by Palps and man he is pissed

nashwan, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:19 (one month ago) link

Ewoks repping.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:20 (one month ago) link

Ewoks in The Battle of Epping Forest.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:20 (one month ago) link

lol

Re: Ewoks — sadly, the Endor Holocaust theory may be validated in this movie

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:26 (one month ago) link

i will actually watch this if palpy is in it. otherwise no.

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:27 (one month ago) link

I liked Endor Holocaust's first couple of records, but when the songs got shorter and more commercial they started to suck imo.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:29 (one month ago) link

hair planet
cubicle planet
DMV planet

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

Nazi planet
gangster planet
Roman planet

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:01 PM bookmarkflaglink

Jfk
Blown away

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:21 (one month ago) link

planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth

― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 11:21 AM (one hour ago)

god that looks deplorable

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:23 (one month ago) link

is nar shaddaa in this movie

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:26 (one month ago) link

it's wall-to-wall Jaxxon + Ewoks

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:27 (one month ago) link

i thought for sure nar shaddaa would be in solo

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:28 (one month ago) link

Action Jaxxon

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:28 (one month ago) link

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 7 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Apr 23, 2014

nar shaddaa or no deal imo

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 8 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Dec 22, 2017

GIVE CLAP ME CLAP NAR CLAP SHADDAA

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD) on board I Love Everything on May 27, 2018

hi. does this movie have nar shaddaa

sigh

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:33 (one month ago) link

Nar Shaddah, Nar Shaddah
El-elyon an adonah

(That joke was for JCLC only and he will never see it.)

Hahahaha

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:40 (one month ago) link

lollll

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:11 (one month ago) link

i thought for sure shanana would be in solo

https://www.paradiseartists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bowzers-rock-photo01.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:11 (one month ago) link

surely Luke will turn out to be Rey's dad, or maybe Obi-Wan

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:28 (one month ago) link

planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 6:02 PM (five hours ago)

oh my god, i was wrong
it was earth, all along

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:43 (one month ago) link

xp neither of those guys got nookie IIRC

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:51 (one month ago) link

oh my god, i was wrong
it was earth, all along

you finally made a Wookiee out of me

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:52 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

holy shit, the opening crawl leaked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSS1OuA3ag

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:21 (yesterday) link

Not for long.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:14 (yesterday) link

lol it very much wasn't the crawl. it was a joke video that i suspect Youtube took down

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:17 (yesterday) link

Copyright claim by Anti-Nowhere League

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:40 (yesterday) link

has abrams ever made a non-mediocre movie

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:08 (yesterday) link

well, there's all the bad ones

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (yesterday) link

Lol

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (yesterday) link

lol

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (yesterday) link

his film credits listing is extremely grim

rob, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:13 (yesterday) link

which I guess makes him perfect for this

rob, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:14 (yesterday) link

I know JJ said he loved TLJ and hinted he wasn't looking to undo it, but troll part of me wishes that he would, and then he and Rian Johnson would alternate directing/writing Star Wars movies every two years and change things back, basically getting into cinema's version of a Wikipedia reversion war

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:18 (yesterday) link

Star Wars XII: Nuh Uh!

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:19 (yesterday) link

Damn, seeing this in exactly two weeks but my expectations feel sufficiently lowered thanks to all.

nashwan, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:30 (yesterday) link

I'm gonna love it

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:38 (yesterday) link

3P0 having a bigger (sacrificial?) role this time should be a plus. Don't really care about Lando tbh.

nashwan, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:40 (yesterday) link

I had to actually check a week or so ago to see whether this was coming out this year or next. So clearly I'm v pumped.

A Lifeless Ordinary (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:42 (yesterday) link

lando is great and will always have a special place in my heart for his role in the best scene of rotj (the first scene over endor when they realize that it's, uh, a trap)

jacquees, full of cobras (voodoo chili), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:42 (yesterday) link


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