star wars 9 grim resignation thread

Yeah. I think he prefers to be called "Sheevsy" though

jazz planet

YOUR COMING TOGETHER... WILL BE YOUR UNDOING genuinely made me lol tho so good job if they meant to

Casino scene could've been great in the last one but was uninspired (altho the tracking shot Wings homage was great). Should've had giant size version of Dejarik, people getting freaked out thinking the holograms were real monsters (would've made a good Back To The Future 2 homage). Also the story idk...

It's about the atmospheres you're not feeling, man.

xxp

So will there be Ewoks in this or what?

rapping ewoks

the one Ewok we thought sadly died in ROTJ was cloned by Palps and man he is pissed

Ewoks repping.

Ewoks in The Battle of Epping Forest.

Car planet

planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth

pfft you call that a car planet

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F78.media.tumblr.com%2Fd06853f4c1835bf3a6b20f0d08ed678a%2Ftumblr_o59llucmvn1qmwwklo1_1280.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

lol

Re: Ewoks — sadly, the Endor Holocaust theory may be validated in this movie

i will actually watch this if palpy is in it. otherwise no.

I liked Endor Holocaust's first couple of records, but when the songs got shorter and more commercial they started to suck imo.

hair planet
cubicle planet
DMV planet

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

Nazi planet
gangster planet
Roman planet

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:01 PM bookmarkflaglink

Jfk
Blown away

planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth

― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 11:21 AM (one hour ago)

god that looks deplorable

is nar shaddaa in this movie

it's wall-to-wall Jaxxon + Ewoks

i thought for sure nar shaddaa would be in solo

Action Jaxxon

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 7 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Apr 23, 2014

nar shaddaa or no deal imo

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 8 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Dec 22, 2017

GIVE CLAP ME CLAP NAR CLAP SHADDAA

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD) on board I Love Everything on May 27, 2018

hi. does this movie have nar shaddaa

sigh

Nar Shaddah, Nar Shaddah
El-elyon an adonah

(That joke was for JCLC only and he will never see it.)

Hahahaha

lollll

i thought for sure shanana would be in solo

https://www.paradiseartists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bowzers-rock-photo01.jpg

surely Luke will turn out to be Rey's dad, or maybe Obi-Wan

planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 6:02 PM (five hours ago)

oh my god, i was wrong
it was earth, all along

xp neither of those guys got nookie IIRC

oh my god, i was wrong
it was earth, all along

you finally made a Wookiee out of me

holy shit, the opening crawl leaked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSS1OuA3ag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCskuXWh2l8

Not for long.

lol it very much wasn't the crawl. it was a joke video that i suspect Youtube took down

Copyright claim by Anti-Nowhere League

has abrams ever made a non-mediocre movie

well, there's all the bad ones

Lol

lol

his film credits listing is extremely grim

which I guess makes him perfect for this

I know JJ said he loved TLJ and hinted he wasn't looking to undo it, but troll part of me wishes that he would, and then he and Rian Johnson would alternate directing/writing Star Wars movies every two years and change things back, basically getting into cinema's version of a Wikipedia reversion war

Star Wars XII: Nuh Uh!

Damn, seeing this in exactly two weeks but my expectations feel sufficiently lowered thanks to all.

I'm gonna love it

3P0 having a bigger (sacrificial?) role this time should be a plus. Don't really care about Lando tbh.

I had to actually check a week or so ago to see whether this was coming out this year or next. So clearly I'm v pumped.

lando is great and will always have a special place in my heart for his role in the best scene of rotj (the first scene over endor when they realize that it's, uh, a trap)

thank god someone is out here asking the questions that matter

pic.twitter.com/PXuNXTfbRi

— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) December 9, 2019

Like, a creative citizens arrest?