A John Carpenter Poll

*get the chance

well it's Carpenter at the limits of his talent, and he knew to give Roddy Piper fewer lines than he would Kurt Russell.

I'm here to chew bubble gum and listen to Morbs' insights into the horror genre, and Morbs is all outta insights into the horror genre.

yeah that famous one-liner is the kind that impresses lotsa 14-year-old boys

more scifi than horror, honeybunch

i did like that there isn't even a liplock with Meg Foster

Also that one-liner is the only memorable line in the whole movie, as far as I remember.

the line is great because Piper’s character is an idiot who would come up with something like that

I always felt like it stops the movie dead a bit, much like the endless fight scene. As much as I really like the film, I wish it didn’t wink so much.

the winking kinda elevates it for me

"Brother, life's a bitch, and she's back in heat."

the protractedness of the fight scene is what makes it work! put the goddman glasses on, you might say to your Trumpist relations as you pummel them.

Letham has a similar take on the fight scene, without the Trumpist angle (which didn’t exist yet). I get it; I just think the film is already goofy enough (the cheapo FX, the casting of a wrestler in the lead) that it didn’t need to run a highlighter over its sillier aspects.

/They Live/ IS pretty good!

morbs otm re: the fight scene

well, replace Reaganite for Trumpist at the time

the fight scene isn’t just protracted, it’s extremely awkward and graceless. It rules!

yeah, it's two stubborn tough dudes without anyone around to go "break it up guys"

also it goes on so long that it gets boring, then it goes on so much longer that it gets funny, then it keeps going and gets boring, and still keeps going so long that it gets funny again

And it's just about whether or not he will put on sunglasses!

Keith David, actor of Shakespeare and August Wilson, is perhaps best known for this film and his Ken Burns voiceover work.

(yes, i know he was in The Thing and Platoon)

you came so close to him

my Paramount studio tour went all over the set on Tuesday. Have never seen the show.

― joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 15, 2011 8:00 PM (eight years ago)

They Live is probably neck-and-neck with The Thing as my most-watched Carpenter at this point.

i'd kill to see Keith David do Shakespeare

well maybe he's got a Lear in front of him

I saw him in Wilson's Seven Guitars

Is there a more influential director this decade than John Carpenter? Nope. The Carpenter renaissance happening is music to my ears. It's about time we acknowledge how The Thing, Escape from NY, They Live, Halloween & Assault on Precinct 13 have aged like fine wine over the years https://t.co/RaaQCy3MwA

— Jordan Ruimy (@mrRuimy) October 24, 2019

No Halloween thread? (Maybe I missed it wading through 10 screens of Halloween threads.)

A nearby Cineplex was running it all week--finally got out the final night. Recliner, $5, completely empty except me. Or so I thought--an hour into the film, some guy down near the screen got up and changed seats. A little unnerving.

I think I noticed P.J. Soles' platforms for the first time tonight. And I remembered how much significance I attached to the following exchange when I took an independent course in horror films back in 1979:

"I'm scared."
"Then why are you sitting there in the dark?"
"I don't know."

I liked The Thing, but not as much as Halloween

The fog is super lo fi fun

watched Body Bags the other night, it was also pretty entertaining... and it has John himself doing the linking material! plus a bunch of other horror movie and character actor luminaries

I liked Halloween much more than The Thing

I said that already

I liked Christine

it was kind of sexy for a horror movie, the beginning and especially the hospital scene with Dennis’s bare foot in the foreground, but really all throughout

My favourite Carpenter score.

Entertaining current interview:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-capitol-riot-was-too-dystopian-for-even-john-carpenter

Starman was pretty dumb I thought. still haven't seen Big Trouble in Little China, Prince of Darkness, They Live, or Escape From L.A.

Starman is just a quick director-for-hire job, not a Carpenter project.

Big Trouble is v good at what it's doing, but designed to be watched in a group of children-plus-adults. Escape From LA is not in any way good per se, but entertaining as long as you're prepared for something sillier than Escape from NY (the increase in ludicrousness would also have been a reasonable step between NY and Escape From Mars, if that had happened). They Live is a masterpiece, that fits its budget better than Carpenters usually manage, and can play equally well as a savage, literate (and furious) satire on Reaganite capitalism, or as a Friday-night-beer action movie.

Rewatched The Fog last night. It’s gorgeous to look at.

i just watched starman for the first time - i enjoyed the first hour or so of it. bridges and allen are great throughout and the special effects are fantastic. unfortunately the end both got bogged down in the romance storyline while still feeling rushed and the motivations of the military bad guys never really made any sense.

i remember the fog being kind of boring but it's been a while since i watched it.

the fog is kind of boring but imo that's a feature not a flaw

also it's a good argument for radio station horror being the best kind of horror

Dan S -

Read the discussion of Prince of Darkness upthread and then see it ASAP. It's an amazing, genuinely terrifying movie.

I sometimes feel like Prince of Darkness is sort of ... ahead of its time?

i really think it was

Dan S -

Read the discussion of Prince of Darkness upthread and then see it ASAP. It's an amazing, genuinely terrifying movie.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean, don't read too much of the discussion upthread because a few of us were dropping spoilers like nobody's business. But yeah, definitely see it.

I agree with Brad's assessment of "mortally terrifying". It's always landed that way for me.

Boring is fair but I prefer stately.

I love The Fog, agree that it is a bit boring at points, and think the problem is that it should have been about an hour longer.

This poll really needs to have Elvis on it too

― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 11:35 PM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

My 2007-era mistake, apologies

My favorite parts are probably the most “boring” i.e. Adrienne Barbeau’s endless walk down the steps to tge lighthouse, which come to think of it yeah please give me an hour more of that stuff ... Abbas Kiarostami’s The Fog.

re that interview, he seems like a real mensch