Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

you lol to see it

this is grimly compelling

You are rolling out the top ten of a poll, watching BoJack and watching Leicester vs Soton? I'll have what you're having!

not watching Bojack yet! i just made the Caretaker comparison because they're both 6-part descents into the void, eagerly anticipated and increasingly disturbing iirc

Well, too right about the Caretaker comparison: if I watch anymore BJ tonight it will literally kill me. It's tempting tbh

eat it Matt Le Tossier !

lool!

yikes

good lord eh

Heh, amazing

Jesus that gd

Bugger me. Southampton won't recover from this

shane long looking forlorn on the bench.jpeg

celly after the ninth goal would have started a brawl in any north american sport

some great coincidences from this. only previous 9-0 win in the Prem had a Schmeichel in goal for the winners. only previous team in the Prem to concede hat tricks by two different players in the same game was Southampton.

I'd still have Neil Lennon over Brendan Rodgers any day of the week.

hi, fuck VAR

That was yet another wrong call in the Citeh game right? Not that it matters, all too easy for them today.

radio just had a press release explaining one of the decisions, what a great system

Lol @ Everton

bloody hell Chelsea

Glad to see Pulisic with a hat trick.

Our only national hope ;/

Just a reminder that 4-2 is the most embarrassing scoreline to win by. I'd rather lose 1-0 than win 4-2. Terrible behaviour

i'll admit Fwank's doing much better than I expected he would. But there will have to be a sickening media clamour to wank off another English manager when Lampard is finally exposed as the bang average twat he is. Look at his apprenticeship: one season at one of Championships biggest spenders then straight to fucking Chelsea - talk about a fucking Tory boy cunt getting industrial amounts of smoke pumped up his arse.

posted before the end, lol at conceding 2, Biscuits otm

https://www.wolves.co.uk/news/first-team/20191026-injury-update-on-boly/

this is a kick in the nads

Fuuuuck. Of all the people to lose.

Hopefully won't be too leaky against Newcastle tomorrow.

Why are Everton so shit this season? They've decent enough players.

Xp Can't remember who's fit tbh. Presumably we'll go Bennett Coady Saiss but Kilman was OK on Thursday, he's earned a shot. Surely to god Vallejo's got to have a decent game eventually.

Everton seem to have consistency issues for the most part and are terrible on the road.

Crystal Palace and Sheffield in the top 7 spots lol

Why are Everton so shit this season? They've decent enough players.

Why are Everton so shit this season? They've decent enough players.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 26 October 2019 22:52 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Isn't this true of many Everton seasons of the past 15 years? I know they had a while when they were the lock for 6th but that's a while back and they have been pretty hit and miss since.

Naturally I turned on the radio for the last 10min at Brighton and it wrecked my day. They never let me down in letting me down.

I went in search of historical comforts. I liked this detail from 1948. I reckon it was my dad’s mate Bobby Walls...

“The record attendance for an Everton home match is 78,299 against Liverpool on 18 September 1948. Remarkably, there was only one injury at this game, which occurred when Tom Fleetwood was hit on the head by a coin thrown from the crowd whilst he marched around the perimeter and played the cornet with St Edward's Orphanage Band.”

Forgot Donk can play centre half. This'll be interesting

Getting ready to go to the pub.

Glad to have Jota back. Hopefully no two yellows in 30 seconds

That was silly. We're almost forced to play a more attacking 3-4-3 today but it's Newcastle, that's not a bad way to go [/kiss of death]

Almost disastrous. Fortunately Miggy is ex-MLS so he muffed it

Ugh.

Dammit saw that coming

Almost against the run imo. We seem to need to go behind more often than not to get woke up but the lack of goals is a concern

Same as my US team.

Who coincidentally also has a Joao Moutinho

Some good buildup now

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Now for the win. Come on!

Been on it this half

Yea they look dangerous

Newcastle are tedious fuckers

Ooooh straight red

Doherty wtf

Ah well. Racking up draws but it was an entertaining second half.

Probably should have won that but I look at how we play and when we're clicking it's getting better steadily. Adama growing into a genuine threat has been the best thing about this season so far.