US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

xpost He doesn't really go anywhere besides rallies and his own properties, right? Both seem to be the least likely places for someone to give it a shot (so to speak).

Can't believe that in this insane gun-happy country nobody has taken a pop at this guy.

it is essentially impossible for a private citizen w a gun to get anywhere near the president tbh and its been this way since Reagan

Jacob Wohl & Jack Burkman are doing another press conference, this time to accuse Ted Cruz of being a swinger ?? Milo is there for some reason. Pretty much everything they're saying is getting drowned out by a guitar player & several people blowing airhorns

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OyKAevmjbzKb

xp - Sounds to me like illegal interference in a citizen's right to bear arms.

lady is now going on about Cruz's inability to get a boner

lol Huckleberry

After spending a week railing against President Trump’s decision to pull U.S. troops out of northern Syria, abandoning America’s Kurdish allies and opening the door for Turkey’s deadly invasion, Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said on Sunday that he now supports the move.

“I’m increasingly optimistic this could turn out very well,” Graham told Fox News host Maria Bartiromo. “I am increasingly optimistic that we can have some historic solutions in Syria that have eluded us for years, if we play our cards right.”

Graham said he spoke with Trump over the weekend and that the president assured him the United States is not abandoning the Kurds, who suffered 10,000 killed in fighting against ISIS terrorists. (The United States, which supported the Kurds with arms and a relatively small contingent of special operations forces, lost eight lives in the five-year battle, Graham noted.)

lmao "MILO ARE YOU TWEETING RIGHT NOW!???" *honk honk honk honk*

this is so great

if we play our cards right.

Poor choice of words given the guy doing the playing owned casinos that lost money.

While at Harvard, Zuckerberg developed the now omnipresent social media platform, originally just for Harvard students. Buttigieg was one of Facebook's first 300 users.

huh!

That's why I had to go with Buttigieg69

lady is now going on about Cruz's inability to get a boner

excuse me this is slander, she only says he couldn't get a boner 80% of the time, and only because his wife's body was too flabby. please honour and respect Ted for using a penis pump those 4/5 times.

also lol that like the last stooge, she can't read the fake statement

That Wohl video had me in tears, I am pretty juvenile to be honest. “Donuts were thrown.”

Kind of surprised that Cruz hasn't managed to die in a bizarre penis pump accident.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/10/21/secret-life-mitt-y-romney/?fbclid=IwAR2xnuKnYdvDDXajg0NqJRuCgM3qL6g7_2K2x6RX1YB1XRXADLFlsxAENdQ

thank god for Alexandra Petri

yes FBCLID

Jacob Wohl & Jack Burkman are doing another press conference, this time to accuse Ted Cruz of being a swinger ?? Milo is there for some reason. Pretty much everything they're saying is getting drowned out by a guitar player & several people blowing airhorns

― frogbs, Monday, October 21, 2019 6:45 PM

that petri article is the greatest thing

World-renowned comedian Pierre Delecto was at the microphone, and by audience acclaim, he had extended his set from five minutes to 30. “Do you know why they serve eggs Benedict in hubcaps?” Pierre asked. “WHY?” a woman in the audience shouted. “TELL US, PIERRE! YOU’VE GOT TO TELL US!” “Because there’s no place like chrome for the hollandaise!” Pierre cried.

not usually a fan of Petri but that is v good

yes FBCLID

you're allowed to read your own posts before you post them btw

that petri article mostly makes me wish kaleb horton was still writing regularly somewhere

Kaleb's doing good with his current work, and feeling a lot less frustrated.

AAAAAAA

Romney tells NBC that “Pierre Delecto” means “pure delight" ... in case you were wondering. https://t.co/GMcbuqiySf

— Geoff Bennett (@GeoffRBennett) October 21, 2019

I was wondering!

thought that was Harry Potter's name in the Belgian French translation

Liddle' Marco getting ratio'd hard

I understand the anger of Kurds who face threats & attacks from Turkish forces.

But U.S. troops don’t deserve insults,they deserve gratitude & praise.

They didn’t make the decision to leave,they were ordered to.

And they risked their lives far away from their homes & families. https://t.co/24N3hDIKb1

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) October 21, 2019

wouldst thou like to live delecto

Kaleb's doing good with his current work, and feeling a lot less frustrated.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 21, 2019 3:51 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

good to hear!

lol Simon

Do you hear the drums Delecto

Domo arigato mister delecto

come on my delecto

Delectoe jam football

bad choice of words Don

So some day, if a Democrat becomes President and the Republicans win the House, even by a tiny margin, they can impeach the President, without due process or fairness or any legal rights. All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here - a lynching. But we will WIN!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2019

They'll know a lynching when they see one

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trump claims that Obama could've been impeached "for the guns for whatever, where guns went all over the place and people got killed with the guns." <a href="https://t.co/CCeuuYoLeN";>pic.twitter.com/CCeuuYoLeN</a></p>— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) <a href="

Trump claims that Obama could've been impeached "for the guns for whatever, where guns went all over the place and people got killed with the guns." pic.twitter.com/CCeuuYoLeN

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 22, 2019

Hm guess thats not the way to post a tweet

Where Guns went all over the place and people got killed with the Guns is a great Vin Diesel flick

However, guns are also good and they save lives, nothing wrong with a guns in the right hands. I just want everyone to follow the law

he's talking about Fast and Furious, which was in fact a fucking awful botched program. It wouldn't have gotten Obama impeached though, clearly, because he wasn't impeached over it.

lol the guns going all over the place is part of the job

Sen. Lindsey Graham backs Trump on calling the House impeachment process a “lynching.” Graham says: “This is a lynching in every sense.”

— Alex Bolton (@alexanderbolton) October 22, 2019

guess the GOP found their 2020 message

GOP Sen. Cruz: “obviously a word with significant historical freight. The connotation the president is carrying forward is a political mob seeking an outcome regardless of facts. And that I think is an objectively true description of what is happening in the House right now” https://t.co/UolbZZ28pF

— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) October 22, 2019

Go back to your penis pump, TED.

interesting times in Texas
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/466869-texas-house-speaker-to-quit-amid-taping-scandal

really Huckleberry? *Every* sense?

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), a staunch Trump ally who has also been critical of the Syria decision, backed Trump for calling impeachment a "lynching," telling reporters Tuesday: "This is a lynching in every sense.”

in "EVERY" sense, Lindsey?
"OBJECTIVELY," Ted?
"FUCK YOU," guys?

xp, clearly not alone in that take; i hope they both get sucked down in the quagmire and their kompromat comes out anyway

its particularly infuriating b/c the reality is the Dems waited pretty much as long as they could before impeaching, the Ukraine stuff was so blatantly illegal that it basically forced their hand