the Disney-Fox merger and film/TV production/exhibition hegemony in general

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But that's not the fault of 'super-hero' cinema! That's a logical continuation of the blockbuster / tentpole paradigm established by Lucas and Spielberg! Without Superheroes, Disney would still make exclusively remakes of old cartoons, and Warner Brothers would make a gritty reboot of The Wizard of Oz, or something.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

That's same shithead as earlier - I notice you didn't post his tweet about how if Marvel want to make serious cinematic movies, they should look at what DC are doing.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

bcz I don't give a fuck

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

a fuckitty flying fuckitty fuck, in fact

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

it's like the dietary equivalent of theaters serving a guaranteed four screens worth of Doritos every week, and if you blink and miss the moment they shove a nice dish out on the buffet for a week, you'll get more Doritos

I love some Doritos in moderation, but this is getting insane

mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

gentlemen you can't kvetch about comicbook movies in here, this is the Disney-Fox thread

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

But that's not the fault of 'super-hero' cinema! That's a logical continuation of the blockbuster / tentpole paradigm established by Lucas and Spielberg! Without Superheroes, Disney would still make exclusively remakes of old cartoons, and Warner Brothers would make a gritty reboot of The Wizard of Oz, or something.

yeah but superhero movies are the movies that are doing it now, today - whatever their antecedents are, the effect theyre having is what it is. Its not like he should have said 'those movies aren't cinema, nor would a theoretical different bad movie be, if it were to be made in an alternate universe where comic book movies don't exist."

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

it's like the dietary equivalent of theaters serving a guaranteed four screens worth of Doritos every week, and if you blink and miss the moment they shove a nice dish out on the buffet for a week, you'll get more Doritos

I love some Doritos in moderation, but this is getting insane


And then a Michelin-starred chef is asked what he thinks of Doritos, and mildly expresses the opinion that Doritos are not haute cuisine, and many many people who do not own shares in PepsiCo have a month-long shitfit

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

gentlemen you can't kvetch about comicbook movies in here, this is the Disney-Fox thread

Lol, believe it was Buck Turgidson’s birthday just the other day.

Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

'not food' is the analogy there.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

I think Scorsese et al would argue that what is being served is not cuisine

mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link

in any case, as a friend is fond of quoting, there are many things you can eat that are not food

mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link

Are there really people who believe that what Scorsese meant was that marvel movies are literally not movies?

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

'I hate all these burger bars, they're not cuisine'

That guy would be laughed at :)

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

Yes, it’s silly of him to prefer to eat better food

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

Are there really people who believe that what Scorsese meant was that marvel movies are literally not movies?

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), 21. oktober 2019 18:49 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

He literally continued: Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with actors doing the best they can under the circumstances, is theme parks. I think you're underestimating how stupid Scorsese is.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

So the way you interpret that quote is that he is so stupid he literally thinks they are theme parks

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

Can somebody cut and paste the definition of "rhetoric" cos I can't be bothered

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

oh fred b has bullshit opinions on things other than politics? who knew

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

we oft misunderestimate him

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

i also wd prefer you not post an opinion on a film in response to me ever, fred

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

He literally continued: Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with actors doing the best they can under the circumstances, is theme parks. I think you're underestimating how stupid Scorsese is.

It is bemusing how this is even controversial. People enjoy theme parks.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

I think it's more bemusing that so many people want to defend the comments when they are obviously wrong and stupid.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

imo both Scorsese and Coppola have comprehensible opinions *and* I enjoy most of these flicks

since I can't move beyond one analogy, it's like someone telling you they don't like a restaurant because the food is bland, but you go there on occasion because it's comfort food. you completely understand why they have no interest in it, but you're up for small doses yourself

mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

I'm currently pondering what the first Fox property is that Disney will remake. Live action version of Fox Animation's Anastastia? Hrrm, probably not

mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

many xps to the morbs tweet but, director's point aside, Bodied kind of sucked.

I think of superhero movies as in the same category as Broadway spectaculars; there are good and bad ones and some can be subversive and some are poisonous and occasionally there's a run of Uncle Vanya. More often it is variants on The Black Crook.
https://www.nypl.org/blog/2011/06/02/musical-month-black-crook

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 October 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

The crying over this is some ugly sore winner shit imo, whole industries devoted to catering to your shitty tastes but you still get to come the embattled outsider because the old man was MEAN about captain America wah

A while ago I came up with the idea for a gritty reboot of “it’s a good life”, that classic twilight zone ep where the kid is the centre of the universe and so everyone else is forced to watch the same baby programme and have birthday cake for dinner every single day. The only thing thing you need to change is make him a 30something and the punishment for any reaction short of rictus-grin approbation is to be turned into a funko pop

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 21 October 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

well said

mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

although, prior to these comments, I would imagine a bunch of these people would buy a Scorsese or Coppola funko pop

they probably still would, because they have to have a full collection

mh, Monday, 21 October 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

'sore winner' or not, at the end of the day what Scorsese and Coppola is saying is just straight up wrong. and stupid. and that's honestly more important to me than who is an outsider or an underdog or whatever.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

yes, they have opinions about art that are "wrong". a thing that definitely exists

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

btw Maleficent II "underperformed" at the b.o.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

yes, they have opinions about art that are "wrong". a thing that definitely exists

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), 21. oktober 2019 21:36 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Whatever, you're too full of bullshit to continue on communicating with. I'm going to listen to my favorite country record, Original Pirate Material.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

"Show me on this Funko Pop where the mean old directors touched you..."

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 October 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

when did movie box office first become a spectator sport that the public took sides with? Star Wars?
it's a perverse thing to engage in imo but i am as guilty as the next person of wanting to be an INSIDER

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 October 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

"Your hyperspace performance package"?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 October 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

Saucy

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 October 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link

he meant cocaine

Number None, Monday, 21 October 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

Big Hyperspace Performance Package Energy

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 October 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

#1 film for more than five parsecs

Galangal Baker (WmC), Monday, 21 October 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

the fucks are at it again

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

this is infuriating tbh

rob, Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

starting to think disney might suck and be bad, honestly

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

just let people enjoy things you monster

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

but i enjoy thinking disney sucks and is bad :(

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

More like a 'Tragic Kingdom', amirite?

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

no doubt

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

Disney+ is good now

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-jim-henson-company-is-bringing-an-alien-talk-show-c-1839355960

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link


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