PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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Getting a cup of tea and looking at this shit:

During the coalition we put out statements like this sometimes to try and kid ourselves that we’d got some kind of meaningful concession before voting in a way we felt wasn’t right. We weren’t fooling anyone, and neither are you...

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) October 18, 2019

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link

imagine just... writing that

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link

he was kneeling in the confession booth at the time.

calzino, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

‘we knew we were gonna be condemning tens of thousand of people to death and countless others to lives of even deeper misery but 🤷‍♂️’

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link

... that's politics *jazz hands*

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

In the last 8 years don't think I have ever had as many messages from people in the govt in a single day that included the word "c***"

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) October 19, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link

I am not sure, btw, that this vote going through is the be all and end all, just means deal can be voted on and debated. Or so I tell myself after finally switching this shit on.

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

DUP will vote for Letwin amendment.

— Ken Reid (@KenReid_utv) October 19, 2019

fingers crossed, about to hear the counts, feeling vaguely like I'm waiting for an exam

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link

Deal going through (which I don’t think will happen) could mean a Tory vs brexit party election with the hard right breaking away from the tories.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

The hard right are in the Tory Party and voting for the deal.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

good luck uk

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

Deal going through (which I don’t think will happen) could mean a Tory vs brexit party election with the hard right breaking away from the tories.

Surely the opposite? (i.e. if the deal doesn't go through?)

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

It could go that way, if the BXP think this hard deal is still too soft. But I think the “just make it stop” leave vote will be sated.

stet, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

The hard right will not be happy if this bill passes, they could take it as a capitulation.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

Think we’ve won Letwin amendment...

— Mary Creagh (@MaryCreaghMP) October 19, 2019

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

How can it take 15 minutes to count a couple of hundred votes?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

the inefficiency of our shamefully bloated public sector iirc

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

Serco or Capita could do it in half the time.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

badly

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

Phew

stet, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

Letwin amendment made it through. 322 to 306.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

great, let’s shut it down and go home

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

YES

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

I'm relieved even though I don't understand what I'm relieved about.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

Keep racking up those losses, BJ.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

16 votes is way bigger than I’d thought. Will post the list when it’s up.

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

Fairly sure that I heard John McDonnell heckling.

Just want to point out Oliver Letwin had Times and Telegraph journalists in his mentions telling him to pull his amendment yesterday. Love too live in a country with a free press.

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link

xxp

I'd love to be the bookie boris uses, would retire after a month.

calzino, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link

I'm relieved even though I don't understand what I'm relieved about.

cosign

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

Boris has to send an extension request by 11pm tonight. Benn Act has been activated.

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

I'm relieved even though I don't understand what I'm relieved about.

otm!

what happens if he doesn't send the extension request? re Boris saying "I will not negotiate a delay with the EU. And neither does the law compel me to do so."

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 19 October 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link

..and if he doesn't parliament can write an extension request on his behalf I read somewhere

calzino, Saturday, 19 October 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

God I hate that Letwin gets a win.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 19 October 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

_I'm relieved even though I don't understand what I'm relieved about._


otm!

what happens if he doesn't send the extension request? re Boris saying "I will not negotiate a delay with the EU. And neither does the law compel me to do so."


Wording. He’s not going to “negotiate” anything. He’ll send an extension request today.

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

"The PM will not ask for an extension - he will tell EU leaders there should be no delays, they should reject Parliament's letter asking for a delay, and we should get Brexit done on October 31 with our new deal," Downing Street says.

groovypanda, Saturday, 19 October 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

It’s bullshit. It’s not “Parliament” that sends it, it’s the PM, as Benn says.

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

Here’s the votes:

https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/Divisions/Details/721

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

There's millions of people in the capital within a short walk of Downing street. Surely they could send a delegation to help BJ see how the world looks as a pendulum from a lamp-post. Sure he'd have a vital new perspective from the end of a rope.

Stevolende, Saturday, 19 October 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

Look who voted against the amendment:

https://data.parliament.uk/membersdataplatform/services/images/MemberPhoto/4137/

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

might have been tempted to think that grey blur was Dominic Grieve, but he didn't vote against it. Frank Field?

calzino, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

It's what the people of Dudley would've wanted

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

Come on, have you forgotten what he looks like already - it's Rory Stewart of course!

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

omg wanderin' Rory Stewart!

calzino, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

don't make me post the supermarionation jpg

mark s, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

(amphibian) profiles in courage

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

bestpic.jpg strikes again!

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

I cannot stand Jo Swinson's horrible Anglo-Scottish vowel sounds.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

In the sense that she comes across as a self-hating Scot?

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

Quote of the day goes to @PeterBoneUK: “I'm fed up. It’s been a complete waste of time. And it’s spoilt my birthday because it’s my birthday today.”

— Chris Morris (@BBCChrisMorris) October 19, 2019

gyac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link


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