pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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it's impressive that you manage to post with your head lodged so firmly up your own asshole

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

i mean like it or not 808s and heartbreak is as influential as primo or pete rock

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

and please you know my affection for irrelevant boom bap

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

I don't disagree. but are we talking quality or impact

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

cuz I do like prime-era Kanye productions. His beat for Scarface's "In Cold Blood" is dope.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link

it's impressive that you manage to post with your head lodged so firmly up your own asshole

new borad descripsion

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link

i actually had a really long post typed out, but i deleted it because nobody cares to read that much. the crux of it: i'm an old school 90s hiphop head and i don't get it. all of my posts in here today up until this point were not serious whatsoever. i do, however, 100% believe that kanye's audience is, across the board, more intelligent than he is.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

and yes, he was a very good beatmaker when he first hit the scene.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

I know I am out of step with everything because when I think of "good kanye beats" the first thing that comes to mind is trina's "b r right"

Tim F, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

yep

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

if he's going to get credit for his productions then he also has to get the discredit for rapping over his own productions

j., Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

all of my posts in here today up until this point were not serious whatsoever

you clearly have a deep understanding of 'comedy'

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

> quality or impact

these lists are only about impact. Quality helped a lot of them with their impact, but it's not in the discussion at this stage, is it?

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

sorry I guess that was regarding the Kanye/primo sidebar...

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

i still don't get modern vampires being the consensus best vw album, it's their worst - so plodding! - and contra is their best

ufo, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

I get MVOTC now (six years old!), but I like my VW with more rhythmic tumult. Contra owns my heart because of "Giving Up the Gun" and "Diplomat's Son."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link

contra's the best. i love modern vampires but all the gloom about aging has... aged poorly for me

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

none of you liked the beats on DAYTONA?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

contra's the best. i love modern vampires but all the gloom about aging has... aged poorly for me

― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 5:36 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

loved mvotc when it came out, but i'm coming around to the idea of contra as the best album.

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

none of you liked the beats on DAYTONA?

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 5:40 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

kanye still has at least 75% of his fastball as a producer tbh, even that poopity scoop song hit pretty hard lol

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

Contra and Daytona, two albums featuring cover photos against the will of the people (or their estate)/people's things photoed. Part of their impact? Discuss.

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link

at least 75% of his fastball

that seems about right to me when he's giving a fuck but i can't stand him as a lyricist or rapper
went back and listened to college dropout again and man yikes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:56 (four years ago) link

could never get into that. Liked Late Registration though.

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link

you clearly have a deep understanding of 'comedy'
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 3:14 PM

nonsense ≠ comedy

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link

still think the first VW album is the best, and it is the only one of theirs that I really love

Dan S, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:22 (four years ago) link

this is like that time JAY Z went to the GRIZZLY BEAR concert

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:35 (four years ago) link

peak ‘kanye, more like Kanye NOT?’ dad hours

flopson, Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

Kanye? KanNAY more like.

omar little, Thursday, 17 October 2019 02:21 (four years ago) link

LOVE Daytona

one good idea with all those albums is they were all short

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 October 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

didn't much help his own though. no idea why he gives himself the worst production

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 17 October 2019 04:08 (four years ago) link

Kanye is terrible these days

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

And, even at his peak, he was at best a mediocre rapper

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

he never had much flow so if that's super-important to you then I can understand feeling that way, but in his early days a lot of his raps were funny and really memorable and that more than compensated for the fact that no one's ever going to mistake him for Rakim.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link

can't we just have those memories then

j., Thursday, 17 October 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

would someone kindly tl;dr this for me:

https://pitchfork.com/features/article/2010s-decade-how-indie-rock-went-pop-bon-iver-grimes-james-blake/

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

he's a rapper like Puffy or Dr. Dre, also I'm assuming a big change in the perception is changes in who is ghostwriting for him

I mean, Cyhi the Prince doesn't stick around GOOD music because he moves units

used to be Consequence and Rhymefest

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 October 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

yeah, consequence and rhymefest can actually write, and judging by the bars cyhi gives himself...he can't

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Thursday, 17 October 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

would someone kindly tl;dr this for me:

https://pitchfork.com/features/article/2010s-decade-how-indie-rock-went-pop-bon-iver-grimes-james-blake/

― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, October 17, 2019 11:23 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

haven't read it yet but Jayson's a very good writer so I recommend you just read it yourself.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link

the thing i'm most annoyed by is that the design and illustration work around this decade-end package is just horrible

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

yeah what's the deal? it's supposed to look like iphone icons?

flopson, Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

that's so this decade tho

j., Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

go let them know
https://www.facebook.com/events/504028790391409/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

None of these scenarios would have been thinkable for indie rock bands of previous generations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ADAr9-Aqs

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

Shhh, don't talk about things that happened before Pitchfork existed. It upsets them.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

I did a whole listicle about this in 2011 with 37 items on it

https://www.spin.com/2011/11/fear-slack-planet-hip-hops-indie-rock-crush/

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

lol perfect

would have appreciated including Kool G Rap's sampling of Feist but I am like that

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

nonE oF theSe scenArIoS WOuLD HAvE BEEn tHInKabLE FOr indIE RocK BANDS OF PrEViOUs GENerAtiOns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCBYPwT912M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTSUwIZdMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhYEqz2Hu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnMN4zawNEw

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

this is what i'm here for.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

it's easier for me to now whenever a millennial or younger makes some big statement about music or movies online I just add "....since 2005" to the statement

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

the quality of contemporary music has been on a steady decline since 2005.

....since 2005

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link


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