why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/fSQTfL7.jpg

esempio (crüt), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:26 (three months ago) link

considered...for what?

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:27 (three months ago) link

uh, yr maxell's broken dude

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:32 (three months ago) link

Xpost for employment at the Cassette Museum

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:35 (three months ago) link

;_;

i wanna work at the cassette museum

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:39 (three months ago) link

How fast can you respool a cassette?

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:40 (three months ago) link

*folds hands*

how long is the cassette

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:47 (three months ago) link

fuck. that's like responding to "how fast can you type" with "how long is the document"

i can respool at 5 cm/s.

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:49 (three months ago) link

thats not very fast

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:05 (three months ago) link

how unconsiderate

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:24 (three months ago) link

i googled for 'cassette spool rate' and the first thing i found was 19 cm/s, so i figured i could respool at probably a quarter that, as a human being. my assumptions were off!

see, this is why no cassette museum in this entire country will hire me

;_;

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:36 (three months ago) link

Hey...hey!

We have training programs. Do not give up.

Send me your resume @ basf✧✧✧@eudoram✧✧✧.c✧✧

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:39 (three months ago) link

Basf666 at eudoramail dot com

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:40 (three months ago) link

they say it takes money to make money, let me just go ahead and give you account and routing numbers as well

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:41 (three months ago) link

BASF cassette orange is a very evocative colour.

koogs, Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:21 (three months ago) link

Ok mr Malone, you're in. I was on the fence, but my partner, Rhonda, recalled working with you in the past and gave a high recommendation.

You start Monday. Bring three fucked up or unspooled tapes to orientation Monday.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:25 (three months ago) link

a lot of memes atm are basically equivalent to the art of Piero Manzoni

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:40 (three months ago) link

otm

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 November 2019 06:59 (three months ago) link

Today's Facebook history brought up this

https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png

koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:43 (three months ago) link

(that last line is part of the image)

koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:43 (three months ago) link

shout-out to the people born in the year 44 and still around nearly 2000 years later to be amazed

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:52 (three months ago) link

well, no, for one thing. For another thing, what?

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:07 (three months ago) link

(it worked in 2016 but only then if you weren't born after the middle of november. elementary maths wrapped up as mysticism)

koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:19 (three months ago) link

yeah that should apply to literally no one now

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:57 (three months ago) link

I am 66. My name is Jesus Christ.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:58 (three months ago) link

er, I mean 116, lol, nm

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:59 (three months ago) link

117

wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:09 (three months ago) link

aaaaaaah i meant 115

wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:09 (three months ago) link

This is a spectacularly dumb reason to see the movie

https://i.ibb.co/vZmRrFB/FB-IMG-1573703801570.jpg

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:57 (three months ago) link

fan base activists are the most pathetic people on the island

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:12 (three months ago) link

Like cool, i'll see this shit video game movie because Uwe Boll isn't directing it oh hey a film studio basically focus grouped a movie woooowie

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:16 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

When someone asks me if I saw the game last night pic.twitter.com/dNg2BCmqRC

— Max Read (@max_read) November 28, 2019

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 28 November 2019 12:13 (two months ago) link

What does he say if people ask him about David Geithner

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 November 2019 14:51 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/5pdN132.jpg

Bo Johnson Overdrive (crüt), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:07 (two months ago) link

"i am a coked out wolf and i'm ready for a scrap"

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:15 (two months ago) link

So many passive aggressive or just plain aggressive memes shared on Facebook

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:50 (two months ago) link

make no mistake

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 December 2019 20:16 (two months ago) link

"u probably wish i was dead, but if u don't please share this meme"

100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 December 2019 21:05 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/7r7kKC5.jpg

💠 (crüt), Monday, 30 December 2019 01:52 (one month ago) link

Ugh seen that one like fifty times this week

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 02:30 (one month ago) link

🙃

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:33 (one month ago) link

Technically speaking a heart has no bones either

Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:45 (one month ago) link

Nor the eyeballs or brain.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:47 (one month ago) link

You can't ask my bones to turn into a heart

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:49 (one month ago) link

other things without bones: knives, guns

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 30 December 2019 13:58 (one month ago) link


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