Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

the other day i said to someone, "i used to bounce around on dicks like it was my job."

and then i paused for a second, and was like, "wait, it WAS my job!"

lol.

escorting diary

oh hey, yeah! "i can feel your spirit!" wow.

how did I miss that thread??

actually I guess I wasn’t really reading ILX at the time but still wow

lol i had no idea!!!!!

sell the film rights, map

i'm supposed to have a date on dry land tonight... i feel like, really, i have to seem interesting at a restaurant? can't we just cut to the chase? like i have enough friends

u never know, surm

awwwww was that MORBS being optimistic??????? i feel like i'm...melting

I think he meant you could end up throwing up at the table.

do as i say not as i do

(havent had a date in maybe 15-20 years)

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

Morbs are you going to the second woman????????

Alfred, I thought I'd bring this hear rather than following up on the ILM tracks thread.

I like it too but voted for "Michael," which remains awesome. Not enough songs about your straight drunk friends getting frisky with you on the dance floor.

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

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The what?

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_),

HEY YOU

i'm also a little like EXCUSE ME to that

Morbz,

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

also EXCUSE ME.

having come back to ilx recently, i'm like " wow this is a nostalgia factory."

it kind of makes me feel old.

It's nostalgia only if posters get wobbly-chinned about the past. I see little evidence.

I dint know you were in this town, tabes

it was a piece at bam Morbsy

ummm listen, i'm in furniture hell

i realllllly want a decorator :/

Wow I have such a story to tell, but I can't so I won't, I'll just tell the ending:

1. My ex and I have agreed to live together for the rest of the year, sex = no, cuddling = yes, don't ask don't tell re: other activities, separate social circles. I'm trepidatious but optimistic.

2. I am rather suddenly extremely a very good bottom.

3. I have an NSA sex date with a female friend this week.

Pray for me, pray for this living arrangement to do what it's supposed to (make us friends again, as we were before we dated). Pray for my butthole. Pray for my poor gay soul.

xo

you can do it with your ex. if i could get thru getting out of an 18 yr relationship, you can so do it.

i think your BH will be the more difficult thing to take care of. sadly i don't have helpful tips on that front.

but i will definitely say a little prayer for your soul, even though i think you're a good person and you don't need it :P

Yeah! I think it will be tough, we were Really Happy for a Really Long Time but two months of weekly fights revealed a lot of problems and the decision to end it. The memory of “happiness” is still fresh and it’s painful, BUT with every relationship I’ve been in there’s been a shift to friendship that does happen and it’s the most wonderful feeling so I’m keeping my fingers crossed

Every night I'll say a prayer for your anus, fgti!

While riding I think of us, dear.

Rejected: I say a little prayer for poo.

Thanks guys, my butthole is smiling at all of you

use poop for kohl eyes!

Hello! I am not gay. But I have a question for my queer and gay friends. How do you all feel about outing? I'm told by one acquaintance (who lives in Kansas, mind you) that doing this is ALWAYS homophobic, even if done by gay activists. This seems...well, quite wrongheaded to me. But maybe my perception is warped by living in the Bay Area. I mean, outing anti-gay GOP politicians who have voted for discriminatory policies seems, IMO, to be perfectly ok.

Everyone's OK with that, basically.

hi akm! i am ok with that too but i guess i would need other examples to fairly assess.

so like... i have a date with a really sweet guy named Nick this weekend, and i'm still seeing this fun guy named Julian, and i've cultivated 2 regulars in the neighborhood soooooooooo yeah not hating being single

surm, akm's asking if you can hit on an anti-gay GOP friend of his.

hahaha

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what's up, queers

hiiiiiiiii how are you patron sailor

i've been gay married for 2 years now, whats new with y'all

oh, hey you!

hey morbs!

i've been mostly been hanging out on twitter for the last... however many years its been... but decided i needed a break because of reasons. so here i am, just checkin things out.

also i have boy problems rn and that boy is on twitter so

boy problems
who's got'em

in other news i'm... kind of an astrologer now? not professionally taking clients as yet but that may just be a matter of time.

wtg!

hello sailor!

Hello sailor!

I have been dealing with a breakup by extremely slutting around and it’s been prob counter-productive to what I should be doing (reconnecting with friends, reading books) but it has been helpful in some ways (getting over the guy, feeling good about my body again) and non-obtrusive in others (I’m still going to the gym a lot and getting lots of work done).

I’ve not had a slutty phase of my life since my early 20s and I’m arriving at some conclusions:

- it’s fun but wasteful
- I have tracked size queen tendencies in myself that are entirely a result of this present lifestyle and its currencies
- the excitement of a new body and their new body language is palpable but not really enough to justify all the required work that’s involved
- it seems that generally I’m much more into socializing with these men than they’re used to and it is appreciated by them and me as well

I think my future is bf dick or no dick at all, I just can’t really get used to ho life but it’s nice to know that I’m good at it? It’s also pretty empowering to have become a pro bottom and know that I can basically just make a man happy at any time any where. A willing anus feels like a magical talisman

i remember you saying once that you didn't like big dicks because it was like handling a trumpet and i think about that often

I used the same reed in my clarinet for months when I was in band, so I sympathize.