Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

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that reminds me, today is the 20th anniv of the film Fight Club!

"Urine is sterile. You can drink it."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

a supergay classic btw

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

https://thequietus.com/articles/27232-fight-club-anniversary

(The novel famously introduced the word “snowflake” into the political vocabulary, but its context is less often noted. In the film, Tyler says “you are not a unique snowflake” while ordering around a group of men working in his garden as an attempt at indoctrination).

I did not know this.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

you are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

and boy are we

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

hi Brad!!! Brad i have always loved our shared music taste. have you been on these threads before???

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

I Lost My Coughdrop in El Se-culo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

hi, Brad! If you're gonna hang out here, get used to stale jokes and fresh gays, or stale jokes and staler gays.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

hi i have only ever lurked on the gay thread before. awfully gay in here tbh

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link

Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!

― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, October 9, 201

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link

The cough drop thread. Omg.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link

the other day i said to someone, "i used to bounce around on dicks like it was my job."

and then i paused for a second, and was like, "wait, it WAS my job!"

lol.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link

escorting diary

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

oh hey, yeah! "i can feel your spirit!" wow.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:41 (four years ago) link

how did I miss that thread??

donna rouge, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

actually I guess I wasn’t really reading ILX at the time but still wow

donna rouge, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

lol i had no idea!!!!!

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

sell the film rights, map

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

i'm supposed to have a date on dry land tonight... i feel like, really, i have to seem interesting at a restaurant? can't we just cut to the chase? like i have enough friends

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

u never know, surm

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

awwwww was that MORBS being optimistic??????? i feel like i'm...melting

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

I think he meant you could end up throwing up at the table.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

do as i say not as i do

(havent had a date in maybe 15-20 years)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

Morbs are you going to the second woman????????

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

Alfred, I thought I'd bring this hear rather than following up on the ILM tracks thread.

I like it too but voted for "Michael," which remains awesome. Not enough songs about your straight drunk friends getting frisky with you on the dance floor.

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

here*

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

The what?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_),

HEY YOU

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

i'm also a little like EXCUSE ME to that

Morbz,

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

also EXCUSE ME.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 18 October 2019 01:57 (four years ago) link

having come back to ilx recently, i'm like " wow this is a nostalgia factory."

it kind of makes me feel old.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:06 (four years ago) link

It's nostalgia only if posters get wobbly-chinned about the past. I see little evidence.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link

I dint know you were in this town, tabes

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link

it was a piece at bam Morbsy

ummm listen, i'm in furniture hell

i realllllly want a decorator :/

surm, Monday, 21 October 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

Wow I have such a story to tell, but I can't so I won't, I'll just tell the ending:

1. My ex and I have agreed to live together for the rest of the year, sex = no, cuddling = yes, don't ask don't tell re: other activities, separate social circles. I'm trepidatious but optimistic.

2. I am rather suddenly extremely a very good bottom.

3. I have an NSA sex date with a female friend this week.

Pray for me, pray for this living arrangement to do what it's supposed to (make us friends again, as we were before we dated). Pray for my butthole. Pray for my poor gay soul.

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 21 October 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

xo

you can do it with your ex. if i could get thru getting out of an 18 yr relationship, you can so do it.

i think your BH will be the more difficult thing to take care of. sadly i don't have helpful tips on that front.

but i will definitely say a little prayer for your soul, even though i think you're a good person and you don't need it :P

surm, Monday, 21 October 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

Yeah! I think it will be tough, we were Really Happy for a Really Long Time but two months of weekly fights revealed a lot of problems and the decision to end it. The memory of “happiness” is still fresh and it’s painful, BUT with every relationship I’ve been in there’s been a shift to friendship that does happen and it’s the most wonderful feeling so I’m keeping my fingers crossed

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 21 October 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

Every night I'll say a prayer for your anus, fgti!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 October 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

While riding I think of us, dear.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 21 October 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

Rejected: I say a little prayer for poo.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 21 October 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

Thanks guys, my butthole is smiling at all of you

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 21 October 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link

use poop for kohl eyes!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 October 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link

Hello! I am not gay. But I have a question for my queer and gay friends. How do you all feel about outing? I'm told by one acquaintance (who lives in Kansas, mind you) that doing this is ALWAYS homophobic, even if done by gay activists. This seems...well, quite wrongheaded to me. But maybe my perception is warped by living in the Bay Area. I mean, outing anti-gay GOP politicians who have voted for discriminatory policies seems, IMO, to be perfectly ok.

akm, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

Everyone's OK with that, basically.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

hi akm! i am ok with that too but i guess i would need other examples to fairly assess.

so like... i have a date with a really sweet guy named Nick this weekend, and i'm still seeing this fun guy named Julian, and i've cultivated 2 regulars in the neighborhood soooooooooo yeah not hating being single

surm, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

surm, akm's asking if you can hit on an anti-gay GOP friend of his.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

hahaha

akm, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

https://thebloggesswp.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/200w_d-1.gif

surm, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link


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