wait
wait no
― imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link
only time i've ever felt grateful for the existence of a paywall
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link
in fact i'm not sure there's any amount of money you could pay me which would make reading that feel acceptable
Tony Blair's penis
tiny.cc
Hehe
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com%2FWendi%2BDeng%2BMurdoch%2BAustralia%2BWeek%2B2009%2BJacob%2BMR3ZxRN1-wfl.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link
Dunty has worked very hard to atone for the fact that he...Did Brexit
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link
I’ve located the piece in question & stand willing to take the fps as they come http://eroticreviewmagazine.com/articles/horny-tony/
“On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly,” he wrote. “I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities.”The first thought is, of course, disgust. Blair devouring, Blair as an animal. Then there is hilarity. Then, rather suddenly, the mind recoils in horror. It’s the imagery, you see. No matter, how developed the intellect, it’s simply impossible to get past the imagery.
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link
Done
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
mods please delete this disgusting filth
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
PS: the excerpt is Blair’s description of the night John Smith died
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link
Dunty is a total prick tbf
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link
one of the great arguments against the wholesale adoption of naturism is that we can go through life without any mental pictures of the genitals of our politicians
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link
I think this is the origin of misspelled Cromblyn btw
*JK Rowling sits at her typewriter*"Harry... Potter... and the... Baying Rabble... of Scum"Ch. 1Joromy Crobyn was an evil wizard,— JC (@jmsclee) August 31, 2016
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link
you might be able to but alas not all of us are so lucky xp
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link
CLEE
― mark s, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link
Clee is the best
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link
Paul Clee?
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
dee c lee iirc
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
deep cut dude
― mark s, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link
I am having a productive lunch break but VMIC I think this turned out closer to Slavic hardbass than the VONC / donk crossover promised.
https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/vonc
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
i see 'clee' and the walls come tumbling down
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
hmmmm
Boris Johnson appears to be on the brink of reaching a Brexit deal after making major concessions to EU demands over the Irish border.A draft treaty could now be published on Wednesday morning, according to senior British and EU sources.It is understood that the negotiating teams have agreed in principle that there will be a customs border down the Irish Sea. The arrangement was rejected by Theresa May as a deal that no British prime minister could accept.Johnson will still have to win over parliament – including the Democratic Unionist party and the hardline Tory Brexiters, the European Research Group – on the basis that Northern Ireland will still legally be within the UK’s customs territory.
A draft treaty could now be published on Wednesday morning, according to senior British and EU sources.
It is understood that the negotiating teams have agreed in principle that there will be a customs border down the Irish Sea. The arrangement was rejected by Theresa May as a deal that no British prime minister could accept.
Johnson will still have to win over parliament – including the Democratic Unionist party and the hardline Tory Brexiters, the European Research Group – on the basis that Northern Ireland will still legally be within the UK’s customs territory.
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
What are his chances of getting this through parliament?
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link
Once the ERG sell out the DUP, every chance.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
cool that we might be getting a deal that theresa may thought was unconscionable, just an incredible feat of dealmaking from boris there
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
Extremely funny and even more so considering every oráiste north of the border was sending horrible messages to nationalists yesterday saying “Ulster’s British and so are you”.
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
It's a matter of posture – slouching makes all the difference.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
I'll believe all this when I see it, obviously.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link
the only question worth answering is what the banter heuristic demands
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link
We're getting different accounts of what might happen every 5 minutes.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
I see theyworkforyou is a slur now
― be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
do not start me on that fucking discourse
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
NEW: Understand civil service chief Sir Mark Sedwill has advised No10 that it would be virtually impossible to hold an election this year any later than 12th Dec. After that practicalities are horrendous - school halls etc booked up for Christmas so no space for polling booths.— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) October 15, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
I was reading they might have to wait till February next year!
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Cos of the lack of availability of venues?
― gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
Not sure what the reason was tbh.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
we're going to end up with johnson presenting the may deal 2.0 to parliament aren't we?
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link
Then Parliament reject it and he still gets his people v parliament election except with the Brexit Party against him and hence no real hope of winning. Feels like second ref territory.
― stet, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link
alternatively, it passes by 1-10 votes the brexit party disappears and we're fucked, not just for this but for the next five to infinity years.
― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link
If it does pass in single digits it could be a pledge/delivery made/huge Boris achievement> Election> Tory landslide.
I mean, there's going to be a Tory landslide whatever happens, given that the opposition leader is also a brexiteer, it will just be a bigger one.
― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link
On a majority of -43, with the DUP presumably also against? You’d have to be Stephen Kinnock to support it knowing it would be a huge win for the Tories and there aren’t 60 Kinnocks. I mean, a lot depends on what this thing looks like, but I can’t see it being something unifying.
― stet, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:07 (four years ago) link
I hope I am wrong. I really do.
― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link
I’ve only had to back up a few posts and think I’ve got a grip on where things are at present, so according to my personal rule of “the less Tombot understands it, the better things are going” this was not a good day for y’all
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:06 (four years ago) link
(when it’s mostly harmless, this thread turns into incomprehensible references to issues and personalities; when it’s bad, the discourse becomes (relatively) clear and to the point) of course it’s never not edifying in some way or I wouldn’t keep coming back
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:11 (four years ago) link
This argument boils down to getting enraged that women do things without the permission of men and that image touches on all the big ones. Also ties in with the extremely prevalent notion that women get money for basically nothing and that men are just cash machines with absolutely no say in anything.
If it does pass in single digits it could be a pledge/delivery made/huge Boris achievement> Election> Tory landslide. I mean, there's going to be a Tory landslide whatever happens, given that the opposition leader is also a brexiteer, it will just be a bigger one.
― gyac, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link
also lol @ me for posting part of a draft post for the masculinity thread in that response, truly the last thing I wanted to happen
― gyac, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 05:35 (four years ago) link
On a majority of -43, with the DUP presumably also against? You’d have to be Stephen Kinnock to support it knowing it would be a huge win for the Tories and there aren’t 60 Kinnocks.
I mean, a lot depends on what this thing looks like, but I can’t see it being something unifying.
There aren't 60 Kinnocks but there are definitely Labour MPs who would vote for it and I don't see those 'Tory rebels' who voted three times for May's deal voting against it - the Gaukes and the Hammonds etc. - so I could see it passing parliament. The Brexit Party is rendered redudndant, the Tories hold an election asasp, win a gigantic majority, lol we're all dead.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 07:00 (four years ago) link
Plus I completely disagree that Boris leaving with a deal fucks over the LDs and not Labour, I'd say the reverse is true.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 07:02 (four years ago) link
Sure it does. What else do the Lib Dems have to offer? Can you name a single non-Brexit policy of theirs?Anyway, not linking to article directly, but you love to see it:
Excl: Big split opens up among Tory Eurosceptics over whether to back Boris’s Brexit deal, as Owen Paterson brands it “absurd” and “unacceptable”. Iain Duncan-Smith also said to have “exploded” at No10 officials.https://t.co/tJoBZ0lk0N— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) October 15, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 07:04 (four years ago) link