PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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I don't know, they seem pretty discredited to me, to all but the swivel eyed.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link

Think they were the main reason May's government started giving a specific target of reducing net migration to tens of thousands. I do enjoy the lack of self-awareness in their logo though - a magnifying glass over Britain making something seem a lot bigger than it really is.

nashwan, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link

Seems a normal guy with not-at-all-illegitimate concerns
https://www.conservativehome.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-shot-2015-03-27-at-09.02.32.png

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link

dunty / spiked crossover event of the season

Quite incredible to make accusations of racism while branding someone who was born in Britain an immigrant. https://t.co/OuzhpLGHeb

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) October 15, 2019

NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:00 (four years ago) link

It's true tho, I'm cool with white racists

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link

dunty seems mostly fine, what am i missing

imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

Everything

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link

doesn't he defend corbyn from his fellow fbpers these days

imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:12 (four years ago) link

My new Erotic Review piece, almost entirely on Tony Blair's penis, is here: http://tiny.cc/gv2yz.Unfortunately it's behind a paywall.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) October 7, 2010

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link

wait

wait no

imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link

only time i've ever felt grateful for the existence of a paywall

NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link

in fact i'm not sure there's any amount of money you could pay me which would make reading that feel acceptable

NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link

Tony Blair's penis

tiny.cc

Hehe

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link

Dunty has worked very hard to atone for the fact that he...Did Brexit

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link

I’ve located the piece in question & stand willing to take the fps as they come

http://eroticreviewmagazine.com/articles/horny-tony/

“On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly,” he wrote. “I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities.”

The first thought is, of course, disgust. Blair devouring, Blair as an animal. Then there is hilarity. Then, rather suddenly, the mind recoils in horror. It’s the imagery, you see. No matter, how developed the intellect, it’s simply impossible to get past the imagery.

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link

Done

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

mods please delete this disgusting filth

NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

PS: the excerpt is Blair’s description of the night John Smith died

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

Dunty is a total prick tbf

calzino, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

one of the great arguments against the wholesale adoption of naturism is that we can go through life without any mental pictures of the genitals of our politicians

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

I think this is the origin of misspelled Cromblyn btw

*JK Rowling sits at her typewriter*
"Harry... Potter... and the... Baying Rabble... of Scum"
Ch. 1
Joromy Crobyn was an evil wizard,

— JC (@jmsclee) August 31, 2016

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

one of the great arguments against the wholesale adoption of naturism is that we can go through life without any mental pictures of the genitals of our politicians


Don’t make me link my favourite daily mirror article please

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

you might be able to but alas not all of us are so lucky xp

NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

CLEE

mark s, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

Clee is the best

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link

Paul Clee?

calzino, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

dee c lee iirc

NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

deep cut dude

mark s, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

I am having a productive lunch break but VMIC I think this turned out closer to Slavic hardbass than the VONC / donk crossover promised.

https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/vonc

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

i see 'clee' and the walls come tumbling down

NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

hmmmm

Boris Johnson appears to be on the brink of reaching a Brexit deal after making major concessions to EU demands over the Irish border.

A draft treaty could now be published on Wednesday morning, according to senior British and EU sources.

It is understood that the negotiating teams have agreed in principle that there will be a customs border down the Irish Sea. The arrangement was rejected by Theresa May as a deal that no British prime minister could accept.

Johnson will still have to win over parliament – including the Democratic Unionist party and the hardline Tory Brexiters, the European Research Group – on the basis that Northern Ireland will still legally be within the UK’s customs territory.

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

What are his chances of getting this through parliament?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

Once the ERG sell out the DUP, every chance.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

cool that we might be getting a deal that theresa may thought was unconscionable, just an incredible feat of dealmaking from boris there

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

Extremely funny and even more so considering every oráiste north of the border was sending horrible messages to nationalists yesterday saying “Ulster’s British and so are you”.

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

It's a matter of posture – slouching makes all the difference.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

I'll believe all this when I see it, obviously.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

the only question worth answering is what the banter heuristic demands

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

We're getting different accounts of what might happen every 5 minutes.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

I see theyworkforyou is a slur now

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

do not start me on that fucking discourse

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

NEW: Understand civil service chief Sir Mark Sedwill has advised No10 that it would be virtually impossible to hold an election this year any later than 12th Dec. After that practicalities are horrendous - school halls etc booked up for Christmas so no space for polling booths.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) October 15, 2019



Now bearing in mind parliament has to be dissolved 25 working days before an election...when’s the latest they can call one? Thursday 7th Nov?

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

I was reading they might have to wait till February next year!

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

Cos of the lack of availability of venues?

gyac, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

Not sure what the reason was tbh.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

we're going to end up with johnson presenting the may deal 2.0 to parliament aren't we?

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

Then Parliament reject it and he still gets his people v parliament election except with the Brexit Party against him and hence no real hope of winning.

Feels like second ref territory.

stet, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link

alternatively, it passes by 1-10 votes the brexit party disappears and we're fucked, not just for this but for the next five to infinity years.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link

If it does pass in single digits it could be a pledge/delivery made/huge Boris achievement> Election> Tory landslide.

I mean, there's going to be a Tory landslide whatever happens, given that the opposition leader is also a brexiteer, it will just be a bigger one.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link


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