I gather Dennis Skinner heckled by naming his favourite Phil Collins song (it's a good one tbfttlexitlad)
― nashwan, Monday, 14 October 2019 10:59 (four years ago) link
sussudio is a weird heckle but fair play to the lad all the same
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link
You can't hurry, love.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 11:06 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/C3yZzQd7u0— Isabel Hardman (@IsabelHardman) October 14, 2019
memerific
― pomenitul, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:17 (four years ago) link
Oblomovian painting in the middle there makes it even better
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:25 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG1UcDQWoAAxwx1?format=png&name=small
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link
Good catch!
xp
― pomenitul, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link
LOOOOL knew that pic of Corbyn grimacing (the camera person was about to trip over a thing, apparently) would wind up here.
― coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 14 October 2019 11:37 (four years ago) link
Please check before travelling by reading the absolutely zero useful information the government has put out. An excellent idea and one I wish I'd thought of
The inlaws intend to come over from Ireland at Christmas, in a caravan, possibly with a dog, and all the information says is "check before travelling", "check with your vet 4 months before travelling" - well, we don't have 4 months, and I don't think asking a vet here or there is going to provide any useful information yet
this is less interesting than "will we still have food by Christmas" and "will my mother still be alive if she can't get her big box of medical supplies from the chemist every month" but it's all just more layers of fun, it's brilliant, thank you Tory government
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:48 (four years ago) link
+BREAKING+EU leaders have reached internal agreement to potentially offer Britain a 9-12 month Brexit extension.— Nick🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@nicktolhurst) October 14, 2019
― stet, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:05 (four years ago) link
lol hysterical timing
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link
"There's no way Bojo can succesfully claim an extension as a victory!"
Bojo succesfully claims an extension as a victory
"Hrmp, yeah. Nevertheless!"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
an extension which, to be clear, he has not yet asked for and has repeatedly claimed he will not request
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
I do appreciate the "generosity" (nudgenudgewinkwink) of the EU. Ideally they'd have offered a take it or leave it extension of ten years. 6 to 9 months will make things more difficult for Bojo, I must admit on second inspection of... *peers at screen* the Grauniad's live blog.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link
Haven't seen that reported anywhere else tbh.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link
Meanwhile, fuck the Home Office
The British Home Office has won its appeal against an immigration tribunal ruling which found that people born in Northern Ireland are not automatically British.The woman at the centre of the case, Emma DeSouza, from Magherafelt, Co Derry, applied for a residence card for her US-born husband Jake. She made the application identifying herself as an Irish citizen.The UK Home Office rejected the application on the grounds that it considered Ms DeSouza a British citizen. Officials told her she could either reapply identifying herself as British, or renounce her UK citizenship and reapply as an Irish citizen.
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
A huge extension would cause so much chaos inside the Tories, it's only the impending deadline that's keeping them together rn
― stet, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link
If it happened.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link
I’m proud we have a leader who holds this silver spooned millionaire Tory boy in such contempt pic.twitter.com/fD7K3XOmxA— Liam Young (@liamyoung) October 14, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link
fuck business was the only sensible thing bojo ever said
1. The CBI's £196b figure is absurd - it adds a 30% mark up to asset values on "historical precedent" 🧐2. The CBI report says it only looks at the costs not the benefits🤦♂️3. The CBI uses private letters with Govt but a loudhailer with Labour. Why?🤔https://t.co/bEoCUFOXsy— Tom Kibasi (@TomKibasi) October 14, 2019
― be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
i am not an economist but looking at the costs while ignoring the benefits seems... problematic
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG1IrDFX4AA1GvE?format=jpg&name=largeJust posting this as a reminder for the next time someone says “but the right wing press doesn’t matter!/Labour should be able to overcome the right wing press/the right wing press doesn’t influence opinions!” & would also urge you to google hate crimes against people with disabilities as recorded by the home office.
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
seriously advocate inviting Greg Hurst to have a long hard look at himself just in case there's an iota of humanity in there somewhere
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link
iirc funding for students with special needs hasn't been allocated separately to the whole budget since at least the introduction of EHCPs, leading, one might say inevitably, to a cut in the money allocated to support those students as it disappeared into the general pot
presumably some disingenuous cunt at the Times has just found out about this and reversed the logic
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG1WRA2X4AAeFNQ?format=jpg&name=largeAssume this means regularising the provisions of the CTA in statute & the exceptions are criminals or w/e, but jfc all the same at that wording 😬
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
here we go, from a SEND Support charity's FAQ:
Skip to content Home About Our service Confidentiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people Impartiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people What we mean by ‘impartial’ Local information, advice and support services What we mean by ‘information, advice and support’ Information, advice and support Schools Academies Funding agreements Having difficulties or not making progress Bullying Choosing a school Exclusions Factsheet (PDF) Funding for SEN in mainstream schools Information that should be available to you Out of school/no school place? Preparing for the move to secondary school Role of the SENCO SEND support arrangements SEN Support in mainstream schools Transport Advocacy Annual review Timeframes What is an Annual Review? Appeals, tribunals and mediation Appeal process and mediation Appeal process – after lodging your appeal If you don’t agree with a decision Legal Aid for educational law matters Mediation Advice One-page guide to challenging an EHCP decision (PDF) Compliments, comments and complaints Adult social care complaints The process What if I do not agree with decisions about SEN provision? EHCPs After you have checked a Plan (PDF) Banding, special educational provision and EHC plans Checking an EHCP EHCP and the section contents (PDF) EHC needs assessments EHC plans Model letters Partnership Resource Forum (PRFs) Early Years Early Years Funding Early Years SEND Advisors Meetings Moving to Surrey Out of school Support from the LA if my child is out of school for any other reason Personal Budgets Benefits and tax credits (contact.org) Contact information sheet (PDF) Local Offer guidance Personal budgets for SEND SEN Support process How it’s funded In mainstream schools Policies and legislation Surrey policies Children, Schools and Families privacy notice Complaints Corporate privacy notice Policy for dyslexia Right Provision at the Right Time Surrey Short Breaks for Disabled Children Travel Assistance Policy: 0-25 years Privacy notice Legislation Children and Families Act 2014, Part 3 The ‘Best Endeavours’ duty The Equality Act 2010 (Disablity) Regulations 2010 SEND Code of Practice 0-25 years SEND Regs 2014 What is the SEND Code of Practice? Useful links SEND information and advice providers Cerebra Contact (charity) Overview (WORD) Council for Disabled Children (CDC) Multi-Agency Safeguarding Hub (MASH) National Autistic Society Surrey Branch (Early Years) SEND Advisors SEND Team contact details Family Information Service Family Voice Surrey Special Needs Jungle IPSEA Surrey Local OfferHow is SEN Support funded in schools?This information is about funding for special educational needs (SEN) in mainstream schools. This includes academies and free schools.Contents What is SEN funding for? Where does funding for SEN come from? Funding for SEN provision is from three sources (“elements”) Who manages the school’s SEN resources? How can I find out what support and resources my child is getting? Where can I get further information, advice or support?What is SEN funding for? The SEND Code of Practice says schools must: “…use their best endeavours to make sure that a child with SEN gets the support they need – this means doing everything they can to meet children and young people’s SEN”. (6.2)Schools should use some of their budget to buy resources and make provision for children who need additional help. This can take many forms. For example, children with SEN might need: changes to the curriculum; special equipment or teaching materials; the use of additional information technology; small group work; support in the classroom; and a base to work in or have quiet time.Return to topWhere does funding for SEN come from?All mainstream schools receive money for special educational needs support and resources. Schools can decide how to spend this money. This is called “delegated” funding because it is given (delegated) to schools by local authorities or the Education Funding Agency from money they receive from central government.The SEN part of the school’s income is sometimes called the “notional” SEN budget because it is not based on the school’s actual numbers of pupils with special needs, but on a formula.
Home About Our service Confidentiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people Impartiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people What we mean by ‘impartial’ Local information, advice and support services What we mean by ‘information, advice and support’ Information, advice and support Schools Academies Funding agreements Having difficulties or not making progress Bullying Choosing a school Exclusions Factsheet (PDF) Funding for SEN in mainstream schools Information that should be available to you Out of school/no school place? Preparing for the move to secondary school Role of the SENCO SEND support arrangements SEN Support in mainstream schools Transport Advocacy Annual review Timeframes What is an Annual Review? Appeals, tribunals and mediation Appeal process and mediation Appeal process – after lodging your appeal If you don’t agree with a decision Legal Aid for educational law matters Mediation Advice One-page guide to challenging an EHCP decision (PDF) Compliments, comments and complaints Adult social care complaints The process What if I do not agree with decisions about SEN provision? EHCPs After you have checked a Plan (PDF) Banding, special educational provision and EHC plans Checking an EHCP EHCP and the section contents (PDF) EHC needs assessments EHC plans Model letters Partnership Resource Forum (PRFs) Early Years Early Years Funding Early Years SEND Advisors Meetings Moving to Surrey Out of school Support from the LA if my child is out of school for any other reason Personal Budgets Benefits and tax credits (contact.org) Contact information sheet (PDF) Local Offer guidance Personal budgets for SEND SEN Support process How it’s funded In mainstream schools Policies and legislation Surrey policies Children, Schools and Families privacy notice Complaints Corporate privacy notice Policy for dyslexia Right Provision at the Right Time Surrey Short Breaks for Disabled Children Travel Assistance Policy: 0-25 years Privacy notice Legislation Children and Families Act 2014, Part 3 The ‘Best Endeavours’ duty The Equality Act 2010 (Disablity) Regulations 2010 SEND Code of Practice 0-25 years SEND Regs 2014 What is the SEND Code of Practice? Useful links SEND information and advice providers Cerebra Contact (charity) Overview (WORD) Council for Disabled Children (CDC) Multi-Agency Safeguarding Hub (MASH) National Autistic Society Surrey Branch (Early Years) SEND Advisors SEND Team contact details Family Information Service Family Voice Surrey Special Needs Jungle IPSEA Surrey Local Offer
How is SEN Support funded in schools?
This information is about funding for special educational needs (SEN) in mainstream schools. This includes academies and free schools.Contents
What is SEN funding for? Where does funding for SEN come from? Funding for SEN provision is from three sources (“elements”) Who manages the school’s SEN resources? How can I find out what support and resources my child is getting? Where can I get further information, advice or support?
What is SEN funding for?
The SEND Code of Practice says schools must:
“…use their best endeavours to make sure that a child with SEN gets the support they need – this means doing everything they can to meet children and young people’s SEN”. (6.2)
Schools should use some of their budget to buy resources and make provision for children who need additional help. This can take many forms. For example, children with SEN might need:
changes to the curriculum; special equipment or teaching materials; the use of additional information technology; small group work; support in the classroom; and a base to work in or have quiet time.
Return to topWhere does funding for SEN come from?
All mainstream schools receive money for special educational needs support and resources. Schools can decide how to spend this money. This is called “delegated” funding because it is given (delegated) to schools by local authorities or the Education Funding Agency from money they receive from central government.
The SEN part of the school’s income is sometimes called the “notional” SEN budget because it is not based on the school’s actual numbers of pupils with special needs, but on a formula.
Money for support is allocated to every school, most of them have plundered it for years to pay for non-specialist stuff like leak-free roofs, teachers, etc etc
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
shit, bad bit of cut and paste there, i've got a thick head. the last two or three sentences are particularly relevant.
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
this post otm
Here you go @thetimes I’ve corrected headline for you.“All pupils are missing out on education because schools are underfunded. Government and Councils would rather we blamed children with disabilities for asking for their statutory rights’. https://t.co/STEZ4ZQxf3— Anita Kerwin-Nye (@anitakntweets) October 14, 2019
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
BINGO
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
extremely otm, the framing of that story is absolutely fucking disgusting
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
they are always running bullshit stories on "complex" issues that aren't caused by austerity at all, no they are complex - people end up homeless because they have mental health issues etc. But blaming disabled children for how many billion they have cut from Education? I seriously hope the hateful pos that wrote this dies very soon.
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
he should die of shame.
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
The 'this is Sparta!' school of economic policy.
― pomenitul, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
Because the picture of the immigration bill is a little on the large side, I missed the trailing 'not' at first glance - anyway, anyone need some pitchforks, I may have lost the head a little and ordered 100.
(not to say this is more important that that disgusting framing of the shortfall in education)
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 14 October 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson: “One by one [Corbyn’s lieutenants are being purged as Lenin purged the associates of poor old Trotsky.” ?!?! Johnson confirmed, and historically illiterate, Trotskyite.— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) October 14, 2019
when someone with a rep for showy verbosity doesn't know shit about history!
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
Also, isn't he forgetting the 21 MPs Dominic Cummings had purged from the Tory Party?
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link
"poor old Trotsky"
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link
Rasputin murdered him
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/rc00qkFnUx— Laura Silver (@laurafleur) October 14, 2019
the 2nd most memerific pic of the day!
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
god grant shapps is such a fucking abject tool
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
I know some love the pomp, but when there are 14m people in poverty; when there are 1.6m foodbank parcels being handed out a year; when there are rough sleepers in every corner of our cities, I can’t help finding the opulence on display in Parliament today deeply uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/3396YamFEm— Laura Pidcock MP (@LauraPidcockMP) October 14, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
the new Contrapoints is called 'Opulence', will enjoy watching that later...
― imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
am i supposed to know what the picture on the right by Theresa May is?
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
keep up granddad, it's an internet classic
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link
(laura pidcock otm as usual btw)
ok i did my meme research
Laura P is otm except the correct follow up to "I know some love the pomp" should be "and they can GET TAE FUCK"
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link
well, that was heavily implied tbf
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
it felt like an unnecessary nod to civility
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
she's hiding her true power levels until she takes command of the corbyn brigade's guillotines iirc
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link
I'm worried that she's already showing menshevik tendencies :(
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link