nicolas cage, the greatest entertainer of our - or perhaps any - generation (a POLL)

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I've had it with this motherfuckin cat on this motherfuckin boat

frogbs, Friday, 11 October 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

hold on a second isn't this just Con Air with zoo animals

frogbs, Friday, 11 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

what's your point?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 11 October 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

"just"

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 11 October 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

https://www.headlineshirts.net/nicolas-cage-mood-board-t-shirt.html

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so beautiful, truly elegant

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

cage is at risk of - if he has not already - being baconed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

yeah I think that happened about 6-7 years ago

still think the entire essence of Nic Cage is perfectly captured in those 30 second Pachinko commercials he did for Japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

cage is at risk of - if he has not already - being baconed

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:42 (yesterday) link

Nah, he’s not Chuck Norris. He can’t be reduced to a bunch of dumb memes.

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:20 (four years ago) link

Cage cannot be caged

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:25 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Color Out of Space was dope. visually similar to Annhilation (though obv Lovecraft predates the book that inspired that film).

Cage gets old-school Cage at times, there's laughs, but it's a visceral experience.

wish I'd gotten baked beforehand.

i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link

lmao is this the one with Tommy Chong in it

frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

i wanna see this movie so bad!!!!

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

seeing it tomorrow; will pack goodies

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link

and yes, chong is in it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link

He rules in it

i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

how scary are we talking? i desperately want to watch this but my wife does not like anything too horror-adjacent.

adam, Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

not v scary but it gets pretty gory

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

when I'm down I love to revisit the pachinko ad where everyone is having bad luck but Cage, it cheers me up every time

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

it's disorienting but yeah not outright terrifying, outside of uhhh....well let's just say, what are your opinion on fingers

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

Muttered this on FB last night about it:

The basic framework of the story is pretty much the Lovecraft; Stanley’s dark humor is absolutely in full effect in many ways. The changes to make the story more immediately dramatic are a mix — couple of obvious moves here and there I wasn’t completely on board with, and it there’s a key change it’s that the alien presence is more active at various points instead of it being a slow, steady degrading (but again, drama for the story). Cage doesn’t start fully Caging until about an hour in — one particular moment garnered a spontaneous round of applause, which I didn’t expect, but then again, wasn’t sure how many people are just there to see Cage do Cage. Gorgeous looking film at many points, and Colin Stetson once again has an amazing score. In the Q&A from last week’s premiere they showed, Cage and Stanley talked about how _Ordinary People_ was a reference in ways on the family drama front, and I can see it. Lots of fun references here and there and there is one key reference that gets a specific visual echo right at the end which I enjoyed — suffice to say I want to hear Nathan Carson’s reaction to it (great adaptation BTW). Oh one big thing I did NOT like was that in the end credits one of the featured songs was some track by fucking Burzum. Whoever’s idea that was, it was shit, and if either Stanley or Stetson picked it, I’m gravely disappointed if so.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

triple-bill this in between Fast Color and Annihilation, yeah

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Thursday, 23 January 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

in terms of Cage-iness, it's very fun that he's a normal calm dad until he gets infected with an alien brain virus that turns him into ~Nicolas Cage~

although tbf this is to some degree also the premise of Mom & Dad (2018)

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Thursday, 23 January 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link

when I'm down I love to revisit the pachinko ad where everyone is having bad luck but Cage, it cheers me up every time

I love these commercials so much. There's a compilation on YouTube of all five which I have probably watched over a hundred times. They capture the essence of Cage so perfectly, there are a couple which basically encapsulate an entire Nic Cage movie in 30 seconds

frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

so this is kinda "Close Encounters of the Third Kind meets The Shining as directed by Jodorowsky, starring Nic Cage and a team of alpacas". If that doesn't sell you, you're not gonna enjoy it.

About a half hour too long, the fx is occasionally corny as fuck and i found the sound design really annoying (quit it with the whistling already!) but it's generally a blast visually, especially for the last ten minutes or so, plus lots of lovecraft jokes if that's your thing.

Beyond that, my audience was roaring at every Cage-ism and I mostly was too. You'll definitely want to pregame.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 25 January 2020 07:18 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

absolutely awesome and p much as good as Mandy

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Saturday, 29 February 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

v funny, v hyperaccelerated, v surreal and v v eldritch

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Saturday, 29 February 2020 23:56 (four years ago) link

Watched Deadfall over the holidays, to which that series of descriptors also roughly applies.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Sunday, 1 March 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

absolutely awesome and p much as good as Mandy

lol no

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Sunday, 1 March 2020 02:01 (four years ago) link

In no way in the same league as Mandy but fun nonetheless.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 1 March 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link

It helped that my expectations were only moderately high - it surpassed them at every turn. The two films will absolutely come to be regarded together I think. This one had more of a focus on ecological destruction and familial anxiety and subsumed the antagonist into the protagonist, and perhaps Mandy had the stronger and more original vision, but they're both superbly-executed odes to different eras of kickass fantasy horror idk

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Sunday, 1 March 2020 08:56 (four years ago) link

I haven't seen Annihilation yet - maybe that's next

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Sunday, 1 March 2020 08:58 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

former ilx0r m1ccio is running a bracket poll of Cageflix on twitter during lockdown, if anyone wants to play

donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

I hope that Sono/Cage movie wrapped before COVID hit.

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

i think it's been 18 months since i watched every cage movie and i am pretty sure i am now like 10 behind

Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

like trying to visit every page on the internet

wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link


Juria316
5 months ago
I love how Nicolas Cage has become a genre.

meisenfek, Friday, 1 May 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Saw Pig, the Nicholas Cage looks for his pig movie, tonight and I was pretty floored. Don’t miss this one…

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 18 July 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link

It could be summarized as John Wick meets The Truffle Hunters. But by the third course act it's really much more.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Sunday, 18 July 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

Got Snakes on a Plane vibes from the trailer but Nic Cage seems like the kind of actor who could actually pull this off

frogbs, Sunday, 18 July 2021 23:28 (two years ago) link

I think he did. Certain elements of the Portland culinary underworld, as presented in this movie, strain credulity. But Cage's performance works in this setting.

Question for anyone who knows more about restaurants than I do: is molecular gastronomy still a thing? I was under the impression that it had died with El Bulli, in part because of Noma and the hype around foraging.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Sunday, 18 July 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

I want to see Pig but I don't go to theaters anymore. Once it pops up on Amazon or Hulu or someplace I'll definitely check it out.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 18 July 2021 23:44 (two years ago) link

is molecular gastronomy still a thing?

In the context of Portland, no. I don't think it ever took hold here to begin with.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 19 July 2021 03:11 (two years ago) link

is molecular gastronomy still a thing?

It's been two years since I've been to a top-end restaurant, but imo what happened is that those techniques have been more broadly absorbed by top-end "fancy" restaurants. Even top-end places that don't advertise themselves as molecular gastronomy may use aggressively modern elements/techniques within whatever else they are doing.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Monday, 19 July 2021 12:12 (two years ago) link

is molecular gastronomy still a thing

Absolutely, but I think so many of its attributes and trappings are just common practice now that it's not really called that.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 July 2021 13:14 (two years ago) link

The real culinary frontier is elemental gastronomy.

Noel Emits, Monday, 19 July 2021 13:29 (two years ago) link

liked this a lot. seemed like all that stuff was just a vehicle to say "none of this is real," as Cage's character doesn't know or care what's happening in that world anymore. restaurant scene was great - "old world, uh, traditions."

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Monday, 19 July 2021 22:27 (two years ago) link

It's kind of a shame that Cage has been in this cycle of ott kitsch and gun for hire shit, as I keep hearing nothing but good things about this.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 July 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Got Snakes on a Plane vibes from the trailer

I didn't see the trailer but this is definitely not that kind of movie. Watched it last night, it's excellent and very touching, and I like the extremely weird implication that there's some underground of chefs running a fight club (this whole scene was kind of incongruous with the rest of the film but it added a nice surreal touch). Cage seems a lock for an Oscar nomination.

akm, Monday, 23 August 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link


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