PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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nashwan, Thursday, 10 October 2019 11:27 (four years ago) link

fuck sake

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 October 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link

Some of the underlying factors have been addressed by the grim reaper, mind

Didn't remain have a majority of over 80s?

anvil, Thursday, 10 October 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link

Yes, the people who actually remember WW2 from childhood voted Remain, while those who remember the 1966 World Cup from childhood voted Leave. *chin scratch*

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 10 October 2019 11:48 (four years ago) link

yet another reason to ban sport

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 October 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link

Only English sport.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

My parents, 82 and 92 respectively, both voted Remain - and they're Daily Mail readers! They love their European holidays, which I genuinely think informed their vote - contact with and respect for other cultures and contemplation of the travel chaos that Brexit will bring etc. Would be interesting to know the number of Brexiteers who have never or very rarely travelled abroad.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link

Depends how we define abroad

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link

and whether the govt armed them to do so

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

Thread of Adam Boulton with anecdotal nuggets at a Brexit in the Media event

Sky News’ @adamboultonSKY now speaking at the Brexit in the Media event. #MediaBrexit pic.twitter.com/SceKT9rQs3

— Press Gazette (@pressgazette) October 10, 2019

Sky News had been in naughty corner with Govt. 2015 election got interview with David Cameron. Asked about his football team mix-up. Told it was outrageous and that they would never get ministerial access on a Sunday again.

So now politicians tend to appear with people they have some kind of relationship. Says Robert Peston’s show is half journalism and half showbiz. I no longer think there is fair trading for this kind of access, he says. #MediaBrexit

Departmental press officers are now too scared and too intimidated to give out any information

nashwan, Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link

And yet they somehow can't get together a protest that's more than a few gammons outside Westminster or a handful of miserable looking Countryside Alliance twats trudging across Lincolnshire.

― Matt DC,

The supposed civil unrest that is going to follow an extension is difficult to believe in when there was already just an extension and the only civil unrest was 12 people driving slowly on the M18.

Can you imagine the weird atmosphere in any street parties that actually do take place if they do ever get to leave?

anvil, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

tomorrow_belongs_to_me.mpg

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

a lot of presumptions itt that any brexit disorder has to be brexiter driven. There might be lots of glistening blue face-paint amongst the claret + broken glass if NDB happens

calzino, Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

Lots of excitable talk from the Irish press about concessions being made by Boris. FTQ and the DUP etc.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

I went to Thornton Hough as a kid as part of our middle school quiz team. Our captain pronounced it "Hoe" rather than "Huff" when he did the introductions. The shame. The kids were posh but thick and we thrashed them.

More memories of a peninsular tomorrow, same time.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

The MP Chris Williamson has lost his high court bid to be reinstated to the Labour party after he was suspended over allegations of anti-Semitism, the Press Association reports.

:-D

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

heh!

calzino, Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

girfuy

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Thursday, 10 October 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

all those labour party members pissing your money away into the CW crowdfunder - give it to a homeless person instead you fucking idiots.

calzino, Thursday, 10 October 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

how long till BJ/LV position unravels? don’t like when they get +ve news cycle

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Thursday, 10 October 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link

I give it til newsnight

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Thursday, 10 October 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link

yeah tomorrow morning break would prob be as far as id give it

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

Is it possible there is no real breakthrough and Varadkar is just smart enough to know not to feed the Boris Johnson Victimhood Complex?

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

maybe Johnson showed him a drawing of his bridge

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

I was thinking the same thing MDC. This feels like it's already effectively blunted the "waaaah EU trying to fuck us" line at any rate.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

Also feeds raging Brexiteer paranoia. Leo clever, Boris stupid.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

I loved Leo Varadkar pwning BJ with a classics ref the other day, totally expecting he’s figured out how to play him for the benefit of the sane people in the UK.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

Leo also looks smarter taller and more physically imposing than BJ. Which is completely irrelevant, but in some silly irrational way it pleases me. Probably something to do with the BJ rep as a loudmouthed bully.

calzino, Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link

tonight, @ExtinctionR have been invited onto @bbcquestiontime, and have put forward @GreenRupertRead to represent them. this is what rupert has to say on immigration. XR really, truly need to sort themselves out on this. this is unacceptable. https://t.co/2KOHzGQ6kO

— Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) October 10, 2019

Bien-pensant green types - that is, people like me - often think that, because UKIP types (and the BNP, and the Tory Right) hate large-scale immigration into this country, we should love it.

But that's like saying: because Hitler was a vegetarian, we should be voracious meat-eaters.

By the way: next time someone trots out this canard, do please also point out that Hitler wasn't a vegetarian - or if he was, he was one with a particular relish for sausage, and turtle soup.


^^^
Rupert Read tonight's Green Party/XR guest on QT, this is 5 years old but people say he is still an eco-fash dickhead.

calzino, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

when chris williamson says he’ll still fight for Labour at the next GE pic.twitter.com/bZGIAJgRqV

— 🎃 Jake O’Lantern 🎃 (@JAACable) October 10, 2019

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

I'm at a city hall meeting and thought I had my ipad on mute but, I didn't, so that just blasted through the meeting, w/ everyone looking at me. Couldn't have been a more fitting soundbite :D

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

rupert read, lord lamont, d grieve and julia hartley-brewer splattered across 1 and 2 right now, representing the many diverse viewpoints of britain

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link

That’ll be why I’m watching the FDR doc on BBC4 right now.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link

with turkey's incursion into northern syria risking the loss of security over thousands of detained IS fighters, sajid javid's decision not to repatriate shamima begum and others looking like the horrible piece of political short-termism it obviously always was

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Thursday, 10 October 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

am livid at trump here

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Thursday, 10 October 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

Same. I'm sick to the stomach about this. I can't sleep. I've friends/family in the region. Skyped tonight, they were ok now, but are ready to move at any time. (imagine being ready to move and ditch your hometown for all your life; they are...)

I lost all "hey this dumb fucked up insane quote of trump could be a brilliant title for next months thread!" fun. I wish someone would execute that shit for brains moron Trump, who's hands are drenched in blood now. He did this. He's responsible. He's made people I love pack their suitcases the day before yesterday.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

holy shit, LBI. I hope for the best for your friends.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 10 October 2019 23:16 (four years ago) link

Sounds awful, hope they find safety.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 10 October 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Likewise, good luck LBI.

Is it possible there is no real breakthrough and Varadkar is just smart enough to know not to feed the Boris Johnson Victimhood Complex?

From what little I can tell, it seems like Varadkar has them heading to a NI-only backstop, and making returning to the EU's original position appear like a concession. When of course the backstop was the one genuine UK win during the negotiations.

stet, Thursday, 10 October 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link

Thanks guys <3 Very much the wrong thread for this, am duly aware. It's just... maddening.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 23:28 (four years ago) link

It's a good thread for it, mate.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Friday, 11 October 2019 00:17 (four years ago) link

Talk about anything you want to here.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Friday, 11 October 2019 00:24 (four years ago) link

Who knew 'pathway' was the secret code word needed to have optimism surging, flowers blooming and world peace.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 11 October 2019 08:20 (four years ago) link

Not just any old pathway though, the pathway to the tunnel.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Friday, 11 October 2019 08:45 (four years ago) link

<3 LBI, I hope your friends are safe.

pomenitul, Friday, 11 October 2019 08:54 (four years ago) link

^this

imago, Friday, 11 October 2019 08:57 (four years ago) link

thanks guys <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 11 October 2019 09:06 (four years ago) link

Vent all you want, sending you good karma

plax (ico), Friday, 11 October 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link

That is fucking appalling and I can't even imagine

plax (ico), Friday, 11 October 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link

damn, LBI, what a terrible situation. sending you and your friends all the best

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 11 October 2019 09:45 (four years ago) link


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