list junk food dressed up for yuppies who are too smart for junk food

i want to be in brazil i think

rrrobyn i am playing soccer in exactly one hour! i just joined an "adult" league ("adult" -- i got randomly assigned to a team and i think i might be the only person who can buy beer)

you would have a good time here, rrrobyn

not just a berry, a lifestyle!
http://www.acairoots.com/

i was going to start a rooftop soccer league but it fell through.

since people got arrested on roof

omg that would have been awesome

whoa the world of acai!

y'know i think there's an indie rock soccer scene here on wed nights (but usually i'm busy wed nights anyway) but you know my feelings on indie rock. and scenes.

i need to adopt a bunch of kids or something like in a movie and then have a soccer team

we would live on a big rooftop

we would also be spies

some of us would be robots

we would drink regular water and eat oranges not vitamin orange hydrasuperinfused water
maybe we would have a dog

air bud: world pup

no not that dog

a black one!

Also my roommate was supposed to train for the olympic soccer team

there is a law firm soccer league but fuck that, those guys are annoying at work, i don't wanna see em afterwards, too! also, i suck at soccer :(

playing soccer with lawyers sounds about as much fun as playing ultimate frisbee with government workers

by which i mean you don't feel so bad when they get hurt

lolz

The whole concept of a "superfood" is another dumb American idea that only confuses people about being healthy.

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/odwalla/odwalla-superfood.jpg

or super
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the pic on that is pretty interstellar hippie though

hey shasta i love that shit by i try to limit myself to just a bottle a month now.

when i feel like i'm getting a cold/flu/sore throat i buy the big bottle with the handle and have nothing else all day.

spiiiiruliiiiinnnaaaaa

everybody is on the money. i could read this thread all day. i seriously have a work-eating problem lately. i am eating waaaaaaay too much crap. and just way too much in general. i don't know what's wrong with me. must be stress. or something. yesterday at work, i ate an entire bag of chocolate biscotti and then later ate an entire tub of kozy shack tapioca pudding. and i had 2 coca cola. and a bag of chips. oh, and a sandwich in there somewhere (lean roast beef and jarlsberg and spicy mustard on a bagel).

i need more good things disguised/dressed up as good things. so many bags of heavy laundry to lift all night though. gotta keep my strength up!

oh and i am also doing that thing where i just drink coffee till noon and don't eat anything. and then finally i remember to eat something. and then go to work. my day is weird!

sorry for the complaints.

gotta run!

(i eat better on my days off. and i cook nice things for the fam.)

I had CORN tonight.

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NOM NOM NOM

microwavable bags of vegetables have saved me from junkfood worklunch death , i tend to eat a whole bag at lunch with a small serving of protein or something. balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, & kosher seasalt at my desk at work now, haha.

I bought a box of organic corn flakes tonight, that say they're 'coated in cane sugar for flavor' or something.

Unhealthy, but at least it isn't loaded with HFCS like Kellogg's (hueg disappointment, dry corn flakes are my favorite snack food ever).

ok, so one good thing about bodegas vs. expensive manhattan delis:

25 cent bags of chips = you can eat a whole bag and not be a fat fuck

fuck you huge bag of chips

yeah, fuck you dorito breath

also fuck you yuppie douchebag who went studs up on me and then flopped when my running = him tripping over his own feet.

although LOL when he called me Skippy McElbows

actually not really

i eats whole bags of chips ALL THE TIME.
when do iget fattey?
did i tell you guys about how a dude at the pizza place yesterday told me i reminded him of napoleon dynamite? he says to me, "wow you got a good appetite!" and i say "yeah, this is the first i've eaten all day." (it is 3:30.) He mumbles to himself for a few minutes about his backpack, and says "you know who you remind me of? uhm, uh, etc." finally he's like "you know, thbat movie.. napoleon dynamite, yeah! that was a good movie. it made you like, watch it, yaknow?" (he repeated this last sentence about 5 times.) then he goes on to explain that the character in the film eats a lot and doesn't gain weight, and he guesses i'm like that too.

He told told me his name was Carlos, and that I was "friendlier than most white people."

Vote for Carlos

Ian I'm not worried about getting fat from eating chips, just spoiling my appetite for other food!

http://www.cannabisculture.com/forums/uploads/18199.jpg

that was a good movie. it made you like, watch it, yaknow?

ha. excellent thing to say about a movie.

i wish this movie would just get out of my face and let me eat my fucking popcorn already

he was more elaborate about it, too. he was all "ya know, i was at home, so i coulda flipped the channel or got up or somethin..."

here's that sushi article that B2 mentions upthread

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/06/sushi200706

those "natural" cheetos mentioned way upthread are really really tasty

Nick Tosches research in that VF article is as sketchy as the research for his Jerry Lee Lewis bio.

Nick Tosches scares me.

He's totally compelling in an evil-M White I-am-getting-v-sleepy/I-must-do-his-bidding kind of way.

Hmm alto looking at GIS mebbe not so much -- but was thinking of this photo:

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/pimages/writers/images/ToschesNick_1l.jpg

the same people wouldnt eat hotdogs for every meal,

wait is this bad