Defend the indefensible - Bob Dylan.

I've tried to "get" Bob Dylan, but I can't get past the fact that he sounds like a knackered old mule slowly expiring in the noonday heat.

The only way I can rationalise his appeal is by concluding that some people like listening to Dylan in the same way that other people like being hogtied and sodomised with baseball bats.

I also strongly suspect there is a large subset of people who like to do both.

fuck off.

Sodomy is great! Why don't you try it?

Is that jeffk's brother or something?

His 'Theme Time' radio show is so good. I want to listen to more and more of it. He's a smart, competent and highly amusing presenter without relying on anyone else.

Its like i keep telling people "theres an important and crucial difference between having a good voice and being a good singer. Take Bob Dylan and Michael Bolton. One is a great singer with a terrible voice, the other has a fine voice, but is a terrible singer."

OTFM

Mark Ronson remix of Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I’ll Go Mine) on the Today programme on Radio 4 this morning. And Zane Low yapping about it. Ugh.

The only way I can rationalise his appeal is by concluding that some people like listening to Dylan in the same way that other people like being hogtied and sodomised with baseball bats.

I also strongly suspect there is a large subset of people who like to do both.

-- PhilK, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 4:39 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Clearly, you only enjoy the latter.

Sorry, but you really *opened yourself up* for that.

What I like most about BD isn't his voice or his lyrics (though some are very good) but the melodies he wrote. I haven't broken down what makes them work but even or especially with many of his most obvious, familiar songs like "Just Like a Woman" and "Blowin' In the Wind," the melodies just seem perfectly crafted and essential, like I can't imagine a world without them. Usually I need to get past his voice to get to them though. Often, I got into the songs via other people's covers of them.

Haha what just happened. I lol'd at the last few moments.

I found this embedded and at first I thought it was a caricature.

horace freeland judson is a historian of molecular biology

Horace Freeland Judson OTM

The film's producer Pennebaker does not believe the tirade was planned, but notes that Dylan backed off, not wanting to come across as being too cruel. However, Judson believes the confrontation was contrived to make the sequence more entertaining. "That evening," says Judson, "I went to the concert. My opinion then and now was that the music was unpleasant, the lyrics inflated, and Dylan, a self-indulgent whining show off".[5]

more on horace:

horace judson was my prof!

i guess whatever judson wrote was never published, but pennebaker claims to have a copy.

This may be old hat, but I missed it if so...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090814/ap_on_re_us/us_people_bob_dylan

By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wayne Parry, Associated Press Writer – Fri Aug 14, 6:29 pm ET

Rock legend Bob Dylan was treated like a complete unknown by police in a New Jersey shore community when a resident called to report someone wandering around the neighborhood.

Dylan was in Long Branch, about a two-hour drive south of New York City, on July 23 as part of a tour with Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp that was to play at a baseball stadium in nearby Lakewood.

A 24-year-old police officer apparently was unaware of who Dylan is and asked him for identification, Long Branch business administrator Howard Woolley said Friday.

"I don't think she was familiar with his entire body of work," Woolley said.

The incident began at 5 p.m. when a resident said a man was wandering around a low-income, predominantly minority neighborhood several blocks from the oceanfront looking at houses.

The police officer drove up to Dylan, who was wearing a blue jacket, and asked him his name. According to Woolley, the following exchange ensued:

"What is your name, sir?" the officer asked.

"Bob Dylan," Dylan said.

"OK, what are you doing here?" the officer asked.

"I'm on tour," the singer replied.

A second officer, also in his 20s, responded to assist the first officer. He, too, apparently was unfamiliar with Dylan, Woolley said.

The officers asked Dylan for identification. The singer of such classics as "Like a Rolling Stone" and "Blowin' in the Wind" said that he didn't have any ID with him, that he was just walking around looking at houses to pass some time before that night's show.

The officers asked Dylan, 68, to accompany them back to the Ocean Place Resort and Spa, where the performers were staying. Once there, tour staff vouched for Dylan.

The officers thanked him for his cooperation.

"He couldn't have been any nicer to them," Woolley added.

How did it feel? A Dylan publicist did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment Friday.

Do cops actually DO anything?

missed it by that much

what is the meanest bob dylan song?

damn – the list is long. Any one of these:

Idiot Wind
Positively Fourth Street
It Ain't Me, Babe
Gotta Serve Somebody
Love in Vain
Neighborhood Bully

question was inspired by idiot wind - "you're an idiot, babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe" is pretty cold

Like a Rolling Stone is pretty mean

the line about books in Idiot Wind is brutal

his cover of the boxer is pretty mean.

this bit from "Is Your Love in Vain" makes me laugh out loud. He's so damn sincere about it tool

All right, I'll take a chance, I will fall in love with you
If I'm a fool you can have the night, you can have the morning too
Can you cook and sew, make flowers grow
Do you understand my pain ?
Are you willing to risk it all
Or is you love in vain ?

Don't Think Twice

would go with Idiot Wind

so cruel

thinking of the 1964 live arrangement which is just so venemous

http://open.spotify.com/track/0H9ZzwIBJSxOJT3HVuAsjW

Gotta Serve Somebody

this strikes me as an odd inclusion. who is this mean towards, exactly? this song makes me laugh a lot.

the line about books in Idiot Wind is brutal

yeah thats what n/a said

aargh, my skimming is not what it used to be.

But goodbye’s too good a word, gal
So I’ll just say fare thee well
I ain’t sayin’ you treated me unkind
You could have done better but I don’t mind
You just kinda wasted my precious time
But don’t think twice, it’s all right

this strikes me as an odd inclusion. who is this mean towards, exactly? this song makes me laugh a lot.

sounds like a crackpot on this song. It's my problem with most of the xtian stuff. It's not what Christ has done for him – it's what he thinks of you for not choosing Christ.

yeah it is a funny way to begin his first born again album. "hey i just found the lord a couple weeks ago -- WHY HAVEN'T YOU????"

The song is funny in retrospect, sure. Unlike "Is Your Love in Vain," which is pathetic.

yeah my first thought was "idiot wind" too. but i was listening to "like a rolling stone" the other day and that is one bitchy jam for sure.

"Ballad of a Thin Man" should be on the list.

'like a rolling stone' is maybe the best karaoke sound

and the live versions are so venomous

(can't stop using the word venomous today)

I've been listening to a lot of both Idiot Wind and Pos. 4th St. lately. This is my favorite line:

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth, Blowing down the backroads headin' south

this rewritten live version of if you see her say hello is pretty mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZILewH38ASc

Well I know she'll be back someday, of that there is no doubt
And when that moment comes Lord, give me the strength to keep her out

Idiot Wind seems so much more biting and personal than the more abstract imagery in Rolling Stone imho

I was going to vote for Idiot Wind and may still but

You hand in your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak
And says, “How does it feel
To be such a freak?”
And you say, “Impossible”
As he hands you a bone

^^^gay

You should be made to be wearing earphones, Shakey.

So sorry