Would you rather... be attractive to every man/woman (delete as appropriate) in the world or attractive to every man/woman in the world.

What did I find? That someone with my name who looks like Melanie C with shorter hair works for Glamour Model Talent, Inc. And we're the same height. All my other measurements are bigger, though, cuz I'm a fat pig. Anyway, isn't that dreadfully fascinating and informative?

Or not.