The Chickenbear is more growl than fowl (ho ho ho), that is whilst it has certain bird like qualities, it is in fact a mammal. Secondly, the Chickenbear hibernates rather than migrates, and is at no risk of either catching or spreading the 'flu, we hope they will simply sleep through the whole thing. Thirdly, we here at the CBIF have started a vaccination programme for any Chickenbear that we can find, not an easy task I can assure you, given the creatures increased rarity. In fact so far we've not seen a Chickenbear this fall, we believe that may just have decided to hibernate early this year.
Regards,The CBIF
― The Chicken Bear Information Foundation (jel), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link
Google now reports 19,000 hits on "chickenbear". Signs of The End Times also increasing.
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/62500/Chicken-Bear-Dancing--62720.jpg
― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWDmQ5BVMAAfod0.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 15 February 2018 12:27 (six years ago) link
The universe increased in awesome power
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link
oh my.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
Bears in chicken
Also, pizza.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 27 June 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
Never forget
― Kim, Friday, 4 February 2022 02:11 (two years ago) link
I won.t
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 9 September 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
What of icemoth
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 September 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
MAYBE - if its invoiced
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 12:17 (one year ago) link