This is the thread where we find a children's book that everyone has read.

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Anybody else read Watership Down a ridiculous amount of times in their late single-digits?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:02 (twenty years ago) link

How about The Westing Game? I have no clue what Watership Down is.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago) link

How about The Faraway Tree? I have no clue what The Westing Game is.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

No clue about The Faraway Tree. How about Where the Sidewalk Ends or THe Giving Tree.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

How about Janet and John? I have no clue what the Where the sidewalk ends is.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago) link

I have no clue what Watership Down is.

Isn't that the story with Badger and Mole, if I remember right?

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago) link

None of the above!

Nichole it's about the ickle wabbits that all die. *sniff*

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:07 (twenty years ago) link

No, that's the Wind in the Willows. Watership Down = dead rabbits and lots of tears from seven year old me (watching film, couldn't bring myself to read the book)

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ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

Where the Sidewalk Ends was written by that guy who died two year ago, yes? So I've at least heard of that.

I'm thinking by country might be a good idea, because it's occuring to me that I may have never read a childrens book set in the US.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

HOw about Curious George or Babaar. I have no clue about Janet or John.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

i saw it in the cinema when i was younger & still can't watch it to this day. Oh & the theme tune. *cries*
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Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

Charlotte's Web, Madeline or the Secret Garden.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

Oh god, how I love Watership Down! I may have to go start a thread on it over at ILB.

What happened to Winnie the Pooh? I thought it was doing O.K. but I must have missed something!?

quincie, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

I have never read Winnie the Pooh. My parents were barbarians.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

HOw about Curious George or Babaar.

NOW you're talkin, Carey! Loved both of them, though (stuffed) Babar was easier to cuddle up to at night.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

OK, How about the Daktari annual from 1967?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link

Janet and John was a reader in uk schools.

I only had curious george on tape, but I think I read a friend's copy of barbar.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

All the above books are usurped by the Moomin stories.

And to answer the question up-thread, the Pippi Longstocking books were popular over here too. We're suckers for Scandinavian kid-lit.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

I've never read a moomin book, sorry.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

neither have I.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

I never read Moomims, or Babaar, or Pippi Longstocking. My Scandinavian books began and ended with Mrs Pepperpot.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

Cos reading children's books as an adult is fucked up.

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tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind

and another

his mother called him “WILD THING!” and max said “I’LL EAT YOU UP”

so he was sent to bed without eating anything.

That very night in Max’s room a forest grew... and grew...

and grew until the ceiling hung with vines and the walls became the world all around

and an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for Max

and he sailed off through night and day, in and out of weeks and almost over a year

to where the wild things are.

And when he came to the place where the wild things are,

they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth,

rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws

till Max said “BE STILL” and tamed them with the magic trick of staring into all their yellow

eyes without blinking once

and they were frightened and called him the most wild thing of all

and made him king of all the wild things...

“And now,” cried Max, “let the wild rumpus start!”

“Now stop!” said Max and sent the wild things off to bed without their supper

and Max, the king of all the wild things was lonely

and wanted to be where someone loved him best of all.

Then all around from far away across the world he smelled good things to eat,

so gave up being king of where the wild things are

But the wild things cried “Oh please don’t go, we’ll eat you up, we love you so”

and Max said “NO.”

The wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth, rolled their terrible

eyes and showed their terrible claws, but Max stepped into his private boat and waved goodbye

and sailed back over a year and in and out of weeks and through a day

and into the night of his very own room where he found his supper waiting for him...

and it was still hot.


Now you've read Where the Wild Things Are, you nutballs.


luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

Everybody Poops.

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

Dude... Luna that's tough, man...

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a hardass, what can I say?

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

Since when is Moomins a childrens book?

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

Sure it is....it isn't geared toward adults

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

Did everybody read Green Eggs And Ham?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

I did.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

Loved that book for the drawings, more than the story

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

Stinky Cheese Man?

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

I should say "And now! Let the wild rumpus start!" more often. Meaning, at all. It's just a cool phrase.

I've read a lot of what was mentioned. Other books that popped to mind that haven't been mentioned:

Just So Stories
Stuart Little
The Hoboken Chicken Emergency
The Rats of NIMH
Amelia Bedelia stuff, Ramona Quimby

JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

I think I just watched most of these being read on Jackanory.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

I read about 97% of these as a child, read Astrid Lindgren's Pippi books in the United States to answer Toumas's question, and also read watership down around 9 and have had great respect for Richard Adams ever since. However, I also grew up without a television, so my childhood was abnormal from an American standpoint.

webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I was not allowed to watch much TV (my childhood memories of TV are mostly of Nova and Star Trek), so I did a ton of reading too.

I probably mention this on every children's book thread, but "The Elephant's Child" from Just So Stories is the coolest children's story ever.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

tikki tikki tembo, no sa rembo, chari bari ruchi, pip perri pembo?

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

Anyone every read "Encyclopedia Brown Detective Books"?

questionallthings, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

tikki tikki tembo, no sa rembo, chari bari ruchi, pip perri pembo?

I dunno if it got mentioned earlier but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FROM? I totally forget. If it's one of the "Just So Stories" I don't even remember the story itself.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

it was that kiddie book about the chinese boy with a bowl haircut who wants to climb a hill to get rice cakes or something but falls in a well instead. i think maybe an evil witch is involved, and i think his mom keeps calling out his name "tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip perri pembo". or maybe its like a genie lamp and he has to say that to invoke the spirits whatever or something. or maybe i imagined all this. not quite sure.

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks, Phil! Though I think there was something about him peeing in the witch's coke there too.

While on this tip, I'd like to give a shoutout to the Seven Chinese Brothers. One could drink a lake.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

Or was it five chinese brothers? One's a book, one's an REM song.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

There are two brothers, the older one is called Tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari uchi pip perri pembo as I recall. The younger one is called Chang.

One day Chang falls in the well, and his brother has to run all the way up the hill and say "Honorable Mother, Chang has fallen in the well". And the mother calls a bunch of people and they pull Chang out. But then T.t.t.n.s.c.b.u.p.p.p falls in the well and Chang has to run all the way up the hill and say "Honorable Mother, T.t.t.n.s..." but he gets out of breath and all muddled up and it takes a long time and they don't get the older brother out in time.

I think it is about why favouritism is a bad idea.

It was the 5 Chinese brothers. But I dont remember that one as well. One wanted to get married, I think.

isadora (isadora), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

wait. are there rice cakes or evil witches involved at all?

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

Carey mentioned The Westing Game up there = I am hers forever. Or something like that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago) link

I suspect that T.t.t.n.s.r.c.b.u.p.p.p gets more and better rice cakes than Chang. No recollection of an evil witch.

isadora (isadora), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

Prisoners of The Sun

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

It was the 5 Chinese brothers. But I dont remember that one as well. One wanted to get married, I think.

I think one Chinese Brother got arrested for stealing (or summat) and the townspeople planned to excute him:

1) They tried to drown him (or the one they THOUGHT was him, but the fifth Chinese Brother could hold his breath underwater for eons);

2) They tried to behead him (but the fourth Chinese bro had a steel ring round his neck);

3) They tried to burn him, but the third Chinese bro couldn't be burned;

4) They tried to hang him, but they couldn't handle that, either.

...so they didn't catch on and he was let go. Lesson for today? If you're going to become a criminal, have superpowers.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

I loved...
the hungry hungry caterpiller
and...
chicka chicka boom boom

(a book i took to heart during my days in the overcrouded public school system because it was about alphabet letters being all smooshed together or something}

I hated the book about Ping the duck that had to get onto a boat otherwise his ass would get paddled and turn RED RED RED
it was very melancholy...

Cordelia, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

lion witch wardrobe?

mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link


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