Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

What'd the NFL do now?

(my newsfeed currently clogged up by Canadian election stuff. I did see the Ellen thing, though.)

well they're all scum, including Jerry Jones who invited Ellen and Dubya to sit in his box (ewwww)

xp

Ah! Didn't know the setting of the Ellen/Dubya summit. Just heard that she was palling around with homophobes again.

they're just people with different views! who take rights away

I have no issue with them being friends at all, don't see what's wrong with it. She should be visiting him in jail

I'm more offended by her milquetoast idea of humor.

I had something to say but I said it elsewhere, I'm just having a really fucking lousy week

Being friends with GWB seems consistent with just about everything else she's rumored to be like behind-the-scenes.

a dry drunk?

a day drunk

a gay drunk

a goy drunk

hasenpfeffer incorporated we're gonna do it

i for one am starting to grow concerned that ellen isn't a communist

certainly no daylight btwn Friend of Bush and commie

it's dwindling

i have to tell you guys that i've been "entertaining" a lot lately
really taking advantage of this having the apartment to myself thing

Yesterday I was like “I’m really looking forward to being single so I can focus on the things that really matter to me”

Today I am vacuuming up Tinder likes and securing a schedule of fuckboys for the rest of the week

omg did i miss something? did something just happen? sorry i haven't read thru all the messages.

Ellen went to a football game and palled around with George W. Bush, notorious homophobe and war criminal. When people got upset at her, she said, "I am friends with all kinds of people, we need to be kinder to each other and respect each other's opinions" as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.

like i understand why people are upset at her response, weirdly, but not at her for palling around with him....

all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists. ALL of them. they exist in a different world than we do, and are friends with each other because they're rich and well-connected. morals don't matter in their world.

giving the fall thread a political title was a bad idea but i guess we should just make the most of it.

lol @ cancelling Ellen over this

I love the title but I don’t get the NFL ref

well it happened in an NFL stadium and I was desperate (and hate football)

I agree w/ Sotosyn that I cancelled Ellen for her "comedy"

faggotry is political, map

… or it will be again once we shoot fucking Buttigieg into space

Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' rotten badgers.

a boy drunk

Pete Badgergieg

tbh you should all cancel yourselves permanently for mentioning a lesbian for the first time about 8 years into this thread cycle. I include myself.

p sure I mentioned Lily Tomlin in the last thread

all W apologists report directly to guillotine

fgti: did something happen with yr relationship? (sorry if you wrote about this elsewhere)

as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.

celebrities live in a different world, in which celebrity itself is a potent equalizer, so that Ellen may well see GWB as just another member of the celebrity club, one who slightly outranks her, but not enough to matter.

"all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists"

- the table is the table

I should also add: "ALL of them"

"all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists"

- the table is the table

― Dan S, Wednesday, October 9, 2019 10:33 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago)

I should know, I'm dating someone who is skirting the line.

is he on the Vikings?

VIkings characters are mostly very hot

@ donna, ya we broke up. I’m sad about it! He is and was wonderful! But we weren’t seeing eye to eye about certain things. We’re getting along and pursuing other people and still living together and taking care of our dog and it’s very sad but also a relief, to an extent.

I asked my uni crush out on a date today and he said yes and we’re gonna do that next weekend. I literally was lining over him every day when I was 20. Now we’re going on a date (I have told him about my childhood crush on him and he’s flattered by it)

Pining, not lining. I don’t know how a person lines over someone

I know Ellen's strap game is trash

— Fiona Applebum Says Don't Give Shaun King Money!🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) October 10, 2019

Wow

Warren's "Then just marry one woman" joke
vs.
Biden waxing nostalgic about the era of "gay bathhouses and round-the-clock sex"?

🚨 bruce labruce sassed me back on twitter 🚨

i mean, everyone knows i'm an opinionated asshole, but that opinion is correct. it takes sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies to think that you deserve that amount of adulation and power over others. don't really understand why that's controversial.

i was just in NYC for a wedding (queer) and got cruised a bunch and then re-installed Grindr, scrolled around for 15 minutes, then uninstalled it again lol.

well i'd go with *most* celebrities... % of pols likely close to 100

here's some news everyone can use: i love getting checked out in public

OMG

Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3

Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!

Glory, hallelujah!

ERIC!! Mazel tov!!

Congratulations Eric!!

As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ

i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)

Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?

congrats!!!

xp Luckily for me he has not.

Congrats to Eric!
and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.

is that the new metaphor?

old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.

I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.

Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.

Same article said not to finger an ass without a condom on or else “you’ll get poo nail”

that's disgusting.

finally -- a word for a common conditino

bf and i are dead at touching et’s finger. he started singing an impromptu version of the neil diamond song “heartlight” with the alternate opening “turn on your dildo in the middle of a young boy’s dream”

i have no idea what anything in that sentence means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU

Guides to Anal are roughly as relevant as driving skills to me

i have a date tomorrow with a man who wants to show me Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. i'm excited!

Surm on the Edge of an Anal Breakdown

omg

never say that again

many xps

congrats Eric! <3

congrats Eric!!

happy holidays!!!!!!!
what's everyone up to

about to lunch with an indecisive friend who returns home in a few hours.

Everyone should go home.

what's a good winter thread title

i have no home

Maybe it’s having a major piece of writing due at the end of January, but I am extremely ready for the holidays to be over. Due to some unforeseen parental health issues (everyone’s mostly fine now, we think) we ended up spending more than half of December back home, which disrupted my work/life routine in ways that I don’t feel I can get back to until I return to my bubble.

On a positive note, a friend did get me Golden Girls Trivial Pursuit for Xmas.

i have that
and i'm so sorry to hear about your family--i hope things will continue to get better
bonus round: What is Miles' daughter's name?

Caroline.

(thanks for the kind words as well, surm)

<3 very good
ok one more: what John Hughes film is the actress who played Caroline in?

Hmm. That one I actually don't know, although I always thought the actress looked familiar (wasn't she also Larry Sanders' first wife?).

i actually don't know, though she was once on The Larry Sanders Show!
the film Molly Hagan starred in is SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL
:)

I was wrong. Molly Hagen was not Larry Sanders' wife; Megan Gallagher was. Hagen did play "Ad executive" in an ep of Larry though, in addition to that Hughes (written, though not directed) film.

(what surm said)

i think she was good at playing a stuck up b

i kind of like a boi

tho i'm also in a place of my life where if it doesn't feel like he's into it, i'll cut him off so fast it'll make his head spin
i tell you, nothing brings clarity to your love life like the dissolution of an 18-year relationship

i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now

WINTER

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