PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

I'm trying to lose a bit of weight at the moment, actually.

dare i risk enraging you all further

(1/4) Ten weeks ago I said on here that I’d started writing a disco concept album about Brexit. Unbelievably, I wasn’t joking. Even more unbelievably, it’s finished, and it’s released today. You can buy it or listen to it via https://t.co/g4vlWXtRl7 – but here’s a trailer: pic.twitter.com/h7VSey5ToS

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) October 9, 2019

gonna wait for the Hard House refix

could apply to a lot of things but I guess they're actually talking about footballers wives beef

@NetflixUK
28m
we're going to have to make a documentary about this, aren't we

xxp Also friends with Trevor #secretlivejournalcabal !

Thought so!

I am boycotting Rhodri Marsden Enterprises until "(Life In) Condo 63 (Where We Live And Grow)" by Gag is available for my drunken nostalgia on youtube/Spotify fyi

Blackout Crew's official Facebook page hasn't been updated since 2013 :( ffs we need "Put a VONC On It" now

c'mon you fuckers we need you now more than ever

will also accept "Put a HONK On It"

VONC if you're Vardy

in my head there is now an edit of "Poing" by Rotterdam Termination Source except with a voice saying "vonc" crudely superimposed over the "poing" sound

strangely tempted to make this but it would take at least half an hour and only provide 20 seconds of amusement, all for me and none for anyone else, so probs not worth it (also I am in work)

may have accidentally had too much caffeine this morning

(also I am in work)

never let work prevent you from shitposting

brb going to the corner shop for Echo Falls Rosé and knock-off Monster

shitposting is all very well but shit-installing-music-software and shit-twatting-with-samples-for-ages might be a step too far

I'm not saying I haven't done it before mind

aps, I'd pirate an mp3 of that actually

I asked Cassetteboy on Twitter to make "Put a VONC on it", they won't let us down.

that fucking taxi driver

― calzino, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 10:20 bookmarkflaglink

^

If nobody has done it by the time i am back from Italy i am firmly committing to an original donk / VONC composition. May be worth checking whether one of Ian Lavery's Large Donk Sons has beat us to the punch though.

Too late for LOL We're All Gonna Die ILX Brexit Commemoration Comp, I suppose,

we don't need any more content presaging Brexit, we need post-Brexit material now #getitdone

Cover of "We Are the Dead" coming right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2up4WUQod0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-odnJZIyc2g

ruined it

MARINA HYDE ON COLEEN V REBEKAH. OMG, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ISNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) October 9, 2019

Dan Hodges on Marina Hyde on Coleen v Rebekah

*gun nuzzle inches towards forehead*

that's when i reach for my rebekah

this development is reminding of that time i was told off by k-punk (no less) for not knowing who abi titmuss was

to be clear my issue is neither with Coleen nor Rebekah

my issue is with rebekah how dare she do that to royalty

Max – on Pete – in Kate; Max inside Kate – on top of Pete

shitposting is all very well but shit-installing-music-software and shit-twatting-with-samples-for-ages might be a step too far

currently not really listening to a quite boring webinar and regretting not doing this tbh

never let quite boring webinars prevent you from shitposting

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/why-the-tory-party-seems-have-turned-it-back-on-british-capitalism-1.4045167#.XZ308w07HAI.twitter

It brings to light, in stunning clarity, Brexiters’ deluded political understanding of the UK’s place in the world. From a new understanding, a new politics of national improvement might come; without it we will remain stuck in the delusional, revivalist politics of a banana monarchy.

prof D Edgerton piece for the benefit of that scholar of British history quoted on Sky News in Harrogate the other day.

A pretty good article by yer man here, I thought: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/oct/08/brexit-irish-border-technology

Same article?

no there are laws against linking two Fintan O Toole articles on a thread:p

fuckin will be when im in charge

I mean, when you put it like this labour's position is eminently sensible. LDs going full revoke and CONs going full headbanger have each been a gift

Labour’s Brexit position:
- Negotiate a deal that puts people first. 🤝
- Let the British people decide.🇬🇧
- Bring our country together and rebuild our services. 🚑📔👮‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/NnAwaqW4oY

— The Labour Party (@UKLabour) October 9, 2019

it's a bit disingenuous though. they know there's not a "deal that puts people first"

Also they are inconveniently not in government.

The temerity, letting people vote on it

i think there is a deal that puts people first, in the sense of guaranteeing rights for EU citizens and staying in something that looks a hell of a lot like the customs union.

Yeah, it’s a soft Brexit pitch.

it's the only way to make it go away imo

what needs to be 'got on with' isn't brexit it's a deep renegotiation of the social contract led by a labour government that shifts the fruits of productivity back to the 99% for starters

i mean the idea that leaving the customs union could ever be squared with the gfa has been comprehensively, one might even say logistically proven now. and they are just too proud to admit it.

well, they never cared

but otm on everything else

just yknow leave us out av ut

No way, you lot are on the hook for this one if we can't Get Brexit Done.

interesting thought experiment

we offer to join ye, on condition of removal of oath, to GBD

first order of business we vote with the scotch and the guilty to dissolve the union

then we go back

show me the lie